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greentea 03-05-2004 07:56 PM

Products to BEAT a drug test?
 
Any links to products would be helpfull, ones that actually work.

Platinumpimp 03-05-2004 07:59 PM

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Originally posted by greentea
Any links to products would be helpfull, ones that actually work.
what did you use? :Graucho

klik 03-05-2004 07:59 PM

http://www.wishing.com/quickdetox/
http://www.urineluck.com/

then there's also this stuff called "the stuff"

try searching google for it.

TweetyBird 03-05-2004 08:00 PM

that is the first question that needs an answer indeed :Graucho

greentea 03-05-2004 08:02 PM

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Originally posted by PlatinumPimp


what did you use? :Graucho


You should know me by now, Im strictly about the greens.
I dont bleed red, i bleed green. I run on THC.


I might have to take a piss test soon, the only thing in my system is herb.

greentea 03-05-2004 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik
http://www.wishing.com/quickdetox/
http://www.urineluck.com/

then there's also this stuff called "the stuff"

try searching google for it.


thank you, keep them coming guys.

Joesho 03-05-2004 08:05 PM

Last time I had to take a drug test was about ten years ago, but I used this stuff called ZYdot special blend, it is made in tulsa OK and I passed 13 piss tests, for the probation department so I guess it worked, or they did not check the tests, cause I smoked everyday...:2 cents: not sure if tests have became more sophisticated, or if that company is still aroubnd but that is my story and I am sticking to it:)

Spunky 03-05-2004 08:05 PM

Just don't do them.

greentea 03-05-2004 08:09 PM

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Originally posted by Joesho
Last time I had to take a drug test was about ten years ago, but I used this stuff called ZYdot special blend, it is made in tulsa OK and I passed 13 piss tests, for the probation department so I guess it worked, or they did not check the tests, cause I smoked everyday...:2 cents: not sure if tests have became more sophisticated, or if that company is still aroubnd but that is my story and I am sticking to it:)

Is ZYdot still sold?

arial 03-05-2004 08:11 PM

Bleach on your fingers.

Joesho 03-05-2004 08:16 PM

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Originally posted by greentea



Is ZYdot still sold?

not sure bro, call tuls OK info and ask for a number...


sorry I have no more info to help you..:(

Lonny 03-05-2004 08:21 PM

certo cake mix and cranberry juice. I passed all my parole drug test the last 3 times using just that.

ThePornPusher 03-05-2004 08:22 PM

One of my good friends has to do this for his probabtion... Go to a local vitamin store (There is a Vitamin Shoppe on Long island, I don't know if there is where you live). Get any type of detox, I can't remember the name of the one. Its in a red bottle, it works the best. Anyway buy one of those suckers, and drink about 2 gallons of water the day of the test, then drink the detox about 2-3 hours before the test and piss your brains out because you will be pissing diferent colors for the first few times you piss. This has worked for the past 12 months hes been on it.


ThePornPusher :thumbsup

greentea 03-05-2004 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Joesho


not sure bro, call tuls OK info and ask for a number...


sorry I have no more info to help you..:(


thanks bro, shit i have never in my life had to take a drug test uptill now possibly. I was thinking of taking some urine from my dog and using that but that's just a bit to extreme for me.

greentea 03-05-2004 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThePornPusher
One of my good friends has to do this for his probabtion... Go to a local vitamin store (There is a Vitamin Shoppe on Long island, I don't know if there is where you live). Get any type of detox, I can't remember the name of the one. Its in a red bottle, it works the best. Anyway buy one of those suckers, and drink about 2 gallons of water the day of the test, then drink the detox about 2-3 hours before the test and piss your brains out because you will be pissing diferent colors for the first few times you piss. This has worked for the past 12 months hes been on it.


ThePornPusher :thumbsup


Thanks!


The test if i have to take it is 1-2 weeks away, i want to start detoxing now. Should i start using this shit right away, like tommorow?

m00d 03-05-2004 08:26 PM

the urinator
http://urinator.com/urinator.html
http://urinator.com/html/images/urines[1].jpg

detoxed 03-05-2004 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea



thanks bro, shit i have never in my life had to take a drug test uptill now possibly. I was thinking of taking some urine from my dog and using that but that's just a bit to extreme for me.

if you get high around your dog your dog will fail the test too.
i failed a fucking test when i hadnt even smoked anything for 6 months previous to taking it.

detoxed 03-05-2004 08:29 PM

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Originally posted by greentea



Thanks!


The test if i have to take it is 1-2 weeks away, i want to start detoxing now. Should i start using this shit right away, like tommorow?

Just drink a ton of water this week, a lot.

stephanie m. 03-05-2004 08:30 PM

I'm trying to remember the name of the one I took for a pot pot piss test. Its very thick, comes in red, orange, and yellow, and the bottle is the shape of a beer bottle. Sorry, it worked great, but I cant remember the name, ill try!

greentea 03-05-2004 08:32 PM

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Originally posted by detoxed


Just drink a ton of water this week, a lot.


Im going out tommorow to buy a case of bottled water.

What concerns me is that i been smoking greens for over 15 years, i would think with all that THC in me, that i wouldent pass a drug test regardless of what detox i use.

m00d 03-05-2004 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea



Im going out tommorow to buy a case of bottled water.

What concerns me is that i been smoking greens for over 15 years, i would think with all that THC in me, that i wouldent pass a drug test regardless of what detox i use.

thenyou need the urinator

pimplink 03-05-2004 08:35 PM

Drink a lot of water.

detoxed 03-05-2004 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea



Im going out tommorow to buy a case of bottled water.

What concerns me is that i been smoking greens for over 15 years, i would think with all that THC in me, that i wouldent pass a drug test regardless of what detox i use.

Ok that case of bottled water should last you about a day... you need to drink a ton of water

GFED 03-05-2004 08:37 PM

Niacin

Herb Kornfield 03-05-2004 09:08 PM

http://www.passusa.com/html/drinks.shtml

Ive used this as of 3 months ago and it does work....

Here is how you clean out FAST....

1. Stop smoking weed NOW.

2. Drink as much water as humanly possible and then some more and then more. THC hides out in the fat cells.

3. Takes at least 30 days to get out. 15 at the VERY least.

greentea 03-05-2004 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
http://www.passusa.com/html/drinks.shtml

Ive used this as of 3 months ago and it does work....

Here is how you clean out FAST....

1. Stop smoking weed NOW.

2. Drink as much water as humanly possible and then some more and then more. THC hides out in the fat cells.

3. Takes at least 30 days to get out. 15 at the VERY least.


Thanks Herb, I been smoke free now for about 3 days.
going to start on the water regiment asap!

Im about 10-14 days away from the test

greentea 03-05-2004 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by detoxed


Ok that case of bottled water should last you about a day... you need to drink a ton of water


Correction, will be buying a few cases! :)

69pornlinks 03-05-2004 09:15 PM

if you know the date, just flush your system the nite before with water, or go the vinegar route...your 1st piss in the morning will be clean..or use golden seal......but if they use your hair for the test then you're fucked, only the feds do that any ither just use your piss

nofx 03-05-2004 09:26 PM

when I had to pass a piss test, I stopped smoking 7 days prior to the test and drank lots of gatorade/water mixed with fruit pectin(its used for canning stuff). it makes you piss a lot but it worked and I passed.

$5 submissions 03-05-2004 09:30 PM

Drink a lot of water, man.

wyldblyss 03-05-2004 10:02 PM

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Originally posted by greentea



thanks bro, shit i have never in my life had to take a drug test uptill now possibly. I was thinking of taking some urine from my dog and using that but that's just a bit to extreme for me.

Do that and you will be in a shitload of trouble. Any lab tech who is not asleep on the job will pick up on it immediately.

russian_agent_69 03-05-2004 10:09 PM

Watching all you loser potheads squirm when faced with responsbility makes me laugh. I hope for whatever reason you need to take the test, you get fucked.


:stoned :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

roybucks 03-05-2004 10:17 PM

eat a dick you fucking pig

greentea 03-05-2004 10:18 PM

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Originally posted by russian_agent_69
Watching all you loser potheads squirm when faced with responsbility makes me laugh. I hope for whatever reason you need to take the test, you get fucked.


:stoned :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


Faced with resonsbility? your a joke.

Im 27, i OWN my house, Make extremely good money off the internet, can you same the same? go back to your hole troll.

SomeCreep 03-05-2004 10:19 PM

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Originally posted by greentea
Any links to products would be helpfull, ones that actually work.
Ask a friend for their urine. :glugglug

bluff 03-05-2004 10:22 PM

Drink a lot of water.

roybucks 03-05-2004 10:23 PM

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Originally posted by SomeCreep

Ask a friend for their urine. :glugglug

my bro used his bud's urine... it molded in his closet before the test, he scraped it off the top, submitted it and passed.. that was a mail in my parents made him do though..

KeWLKaT 03-05-2004 10:27 PM

dunno but i just smoked a fat spliffffffffffffffffffffffff :rasta

Sarah_Jayne 03-05-2004 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by klik
http://www.wishing.com/quickdetox/



thanks..quick detox is doing really well at the moment and is selling especially well paired with our new Uncle Rummies Hangover Helper pills.

funkmaster 03-05-2004 10:37 PM

... come on zulu, why do they make you do a test? you are not working on an aussie visa again, are you ??


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