Any links to products would be helpfull, ones that actually work.
Products to BEAT a drug test?
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what did you use?Originally posted by greentea
Any links to products would be helpfull, ones that actually work.
I design logo's.
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http://www.wishing.com/quickdetox/
http://www.urineluck.com/
then there's also this stuff called "the stuff"
try searching google for it.Comment
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Originally posted by klik
http://www.wishing.com/quickdetox/
http://www.urineluck.com/
then there's also this stuff called "the stuff"
try searching google for it.
thank you, keep them coming guys.Comment
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Last time I had to take a drug test was about ten years ago, but I used this stuff called ZYdot special blend, it is made in tulsa OK and I passed 13 piss tests, for the probation department so I guess it worked, or they did not check the tests, cause I smoked everyday...
not sure if tests have became more sophisticated, or if that company is still aroubnd but that is my story and I am sticking to it
Got any domains to sell?
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Originally posted by Joesho
Last time I had to take a drug test was about ten years ago, but I used this stuff called ZYdot special blend, it is made in tulsa OK and I passed 13 piss tests, for the probation department so I guess it worked, or they did not check the tests, cause I smoked everyday...
not sure if tests have became more sophisticated, or if that company is still aroubnd but that is my story and I am sticking to it
Is ZYdot still sold?Comment
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not sure bro, call tuls OK info and ask for a number...Originally posted by greentea
Is ZYdot still sold?
sorry I have no more info to help you..
Got any domains to sell?
I proudly host all my stuff at www.rackco.comComment
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certo cake mix and cranberry juice. I passed all my parole drug test the last 3 times using just that.Comment
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One of my good friends has to do this for his probabtion... Go to a local vitamin store (There is a Vitamin Shoppe on Long island, I don't know if there is where you live). Get any type of detox, I can't remember the name of the one. Its in a red bottle, it works the best. Anyway buy one of those suckers, and drink about 2 gallons of water the day of the test, then drink the detox about 2-3 hours before the test and piss your brains out because you will be pissing diferent colors for the first few times you piss. This has worked for the past 12 months hes been on it.
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Originally posted by Joesho
not sure bro, call tuls OK info and ask for a number...
sorry I have no more info to help you..
thanks bro, shit i have never in my life had to take a drug test uptill now possibly. I was thinking of taking some urine from my dog and using that but that's just a bit to extreme for me.Comment
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Originally posted by ThePornPusher
One of my good friends has to do this for his probabtion... Go to a local vitamin store (There is a Vitamin Shoppe on Long island, I don't know if there is where you live). Get any type of detox, I can't remember the name of the one. Its in a red bottle, it works the best. Anyway buy one of those suckers, and drink about 2 gallons of water the day of the test, then drink the detox about 2-3 hours before the test and piss your brains out because you will be pissing diferent colors for the first few times you piss. This has worked for the past 12 months hes been on it.
ThePornPusher
Thanks!
The test if i have to take it is 1-2 weeks away, i want to start detoxing now. Should i start using this shit right away, like tommorow?Comment
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if you get high around your dog your dog will fail the test too.Originally posted by greentea
thanks bro, shit i have never in my life had to take a drug test uptill now possibly. I was thinking of taking some urine from my dog and using that but that's just a bit to extreme for me.
i failed a fucking test when i hadnt even smoked anything for 6 months previous to taking it.Comment
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I'm trying to remember the name of the one I took for a pot pot piss test. Its very thick, comes in red, orange, and yellow, and the bottle is the shape of a beer bottle. Sorry, it worked great, but I cant remember the name, ill try!Comment
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Originally posted by detoxed
Just drink a ton of water this week, a lot.
Im going out tommorow to buy a case of bottled water.
What concerns me is that i been smoking greens for over 15 years, i would think with all that THC in me, that i wouldent pass a drug test regardless of what detox i use.Comment
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thenyou need the urinatorOriginally posted by greentea
Im going out tommorow to buy a case of bottled water.
What concerns me is that i been smoking greens for over 15 years, i would think with all that THC in me, that i wouldent pass a drug test regardless of what detox i use.Comment
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Drink a lot of water.
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Ok that case of bottled water should last you about a day... you need to drink a ton of waterOriginally posted by greentea
Im going out tommorow to buy a case of bottled water.
What concerns me is that i been smoking greens for over 15 years, i would think with all that THC in me, that i wouldent pass a drug test regardless of what detox i use.Comment
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http://www.passusa.com/html/drinks.shtml
Ive used this as of 3 months ago and it does work....
Here is how you clean out FAST....
1. Stop smoking weed NOW.
2. Drink as much water as humanly possible and then some more and then more. THC hides out in the fat cells.
3. Takes at least 30 days to get out. 15 at the VERY least.Comment
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Originally posted by Herb Kornfield
http://www.passusa.com/html/drinks.shtml
Ive used this as of 3 months ago and it does work....
Here is how you clean out FAST....
1. Stop smoking weed NOW.
2. Drink as much water as humanly possible and then some more and then more. THC hides out in the fat cells.
3. Takes at least 30 days to get out. 15 at the VERY least.
Thanks Herb, I been smoke free now for about 3 days.
going to start on the water regiment asap!
Im about 10-14 days away from the testComment
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if you know the date, just flush your system the nite before with water, or go the vinegar route...your 1st piss in the morning will be clean..or use golden seal......but if they use your hair for the test then you're fucked, only the feds do that any ither just use your pissIt IS what it ISComment
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when I had to pass a piss test, I stopped smoking 7 days prior to the test and drank lots of gatorade/water mixed with fruit pectin(its used for canning stuff). it makes you piss a lot but it worked and I passed.
Often times I wonder why
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When sickness comes I must decide:
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Do that and you will be in a shitload of trouble. Any lab tech who is not asleep on the job will pick up on it immediately.Originally posted by greentea
thanks bro, shit i have never in my life had to take a drug test uptill now possibly. I was thinking of taking some urine from my dog and using that but that's just a bit to extreme for me.Comment
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Watching all you loser potheads squirm when faced with responsbility makes me laugh. I hope for whatever reason you need to take the test, you get fucked.
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Originally posted by russian_agent_69
Watching all you loser potheads squirm when faced with responsbility makes me laugh. I hope for whatever reason you need to take the test, you get fucked.
Faced with resonsbility? your a joke.
Im 27, i OWN my house, Make extremely good money off the internet, can you same the same? go back to your hole troll.Comment
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Ask a friend for their urine.Originally posted by greentea
Any links to products would be helpfull, ones that actually work.
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my bro used his bud's urine... it molded in his closet before the test, he scraped it off the top, submitted it and passed.. that was a mail in my parents made him do though..Originally posted by SomeCreep
Ask a friend for their urine.
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thanks..quick detox is doing really well at the moment and is selling especially well paired with our new Uncle Rummies Hangover Helper pills.Comment
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... come on zulu, why do they make you do a test? you are not working on an aussie visa again, are you ??Comment
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Originally posted by funkmaster
... come on zulu, why do they make you do a test? you are not working on an aussie visa again, are you ??
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.................
hahaha, hell i might even start a new thread about it soon
Hey my ban ended 2 years ago, im offically allowed back into AU again! Not that ill be going there anytime soon. Well maybe to pay that cockholster greg a visit.Comment
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... mate, I know what happened when you arrived at brizzy airport the last time. it's a wonderful story and well worth a new thread.Originally posted by greentea
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.................
hahaha, hell i might even start a new thread about it soon
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Originally posted by funkmaster
... mate, I know what happened when you arrived at brizzy airport the last time. it's a wonderful story and well worth a new thread.
Im actually now looking for the letter from the Australian Immigration, that says im banned for for 3 years!
It will make that thread more complete.Comment
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... post the story, it's a cracker !!Originally posted by greentea
Im actually now looking for the letter from the Australian Immigration, that says im banned for for 3 years!Comment
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DON'T BUY SHIT!
You're not gonna "beat" a drug test -- as in "mask" the cannibinoids in your bladder -- what you need to do is piss water and disguise it somehow. You can pay 30 to 50 bucks for the rip-off shit in head shops, but do you think they contain some kind of magical chemicals or something?
1) 6 hours before the test, start drinking water. A good way to keep your intake going is to use a gallon jug and just keep on filiing it up.
2) 2 hours before your test, you should have finished 2 gallons or so, and your piss is clear by now. At this point, take a MEGADOSE of vitamin B complex and a dose of creatine. You don't need to be scientiic here -- I took about 2x the recommended dosage. B vitamins restore the color AND the pH to your piss; creatine restores the specific gravity. Granted, it will definitely look a little neon colored, but it will be yellow.
3) When you take the test, you want to collect from the middle of your stream; ie, piss into the toilet first, then into the cup, then finish into the toilet -- the TINY percentage of cannibinoids left in your bladder will come out at the beginning and the end. Probably not enough to set off a red flag, but take the precaution anyway.
greentea, this is a GAINESVILLE head talking to you. We know our shit ;). I can vouch personally for this method. The night before I smoked a fat spliff.
Good luck to you
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Originally posted by spentrent
DON'T BUY SHIT!
You're not gonna "beat" a drug test -- as in "mask" the cannibinoids in your bladder -- what you need to do is piss water and disguise it somehow. You can pay 30 to 50 bucks for the rip-off shit in head shops, but do you think they contain some kind of magical chemicals or something?
1) 6 hours before the test, start drinking water. A good way to keep your intake going is to use a gallon jug and just keep on filiing it up.
2) 2 hours before your test, you should have finished 2 gallons or so, and your piss is clear by now. At this point, take a MEGADOSE of vitamin B complex and a dose of creatine. You don't need to be scientiic here -- I took about 2x the recommended dosage. B vitamins restore the color AND the pH to your piss; creatine restores the specific gravity. Granted, it will definitely look a little neon colored, but it will be yellow.
3) When you take the test, you want to collect from the middle of your stream; ie, piss into the toilet first, then into the cup, then finish into the toilet -- the TINY percentage of cannibinoids left in your bladder will come out at the beginning and the end. Probably not enough to set off a red flag, but take the precaution anyway.
greentea, this is a GAINESVILLE head talking to you. We know our shit ;). I can vouch personally for this method. The night before I smoked a fat spliff.
Good luck to you
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Thanks for this
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