What are some Funny Sayings that you say?
 

For example:

'He's 51 cards short of a full deck!' or

'Here's your hat, what's your hurry?' even

'They're as buzy as a $2 whore in a lumber camp.'

Your the loaad your mother should have swallowed.

"On the other hand you have different fingers"

Is farts supposed to have lumps in 'em?

"If your not the lead dog, the scenery never changes"

I actually have only said that once. But its a good saying :winkwink:

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I'm so hungry I could eat the arse out of a rag doll through a cane chair.

I once asked a guy who was fixing our photocopier what was wrong with it and was told "fucking fuckers fucked"

"C_U_Next_Tuesday"

"suck the corn out of my shit"

"i been to two county fairs and a goat fucking and have never seen nothing like that"

"DTAMF" (dick taking in the ass mutha fucka)

just a few off the top of my head :1orglaugh

" maybe you should think about taking a spoon and eating my ass"

Not really a 'saying' but I say it a lot lately at work.

Ruff...:thumbsup

hhmm that reminds me of a good one:
'You can take a LONG HARD SUNK ON MY ARSE!'

Rock out with your cock out

Hang out with your wang out

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"Your about as sharp as a marble"

"You shoulda used quickbuck"

"You fat bag of fat"
"funkmouth"
"that tastes like dookiepee"

"smoking the pot"

"there sure is alot of grass on the ground for this time of year"

"Bättre en rövare i poolen, än en poolare i röven" :winkwink:

"Where the fuck are my pants?"

I find myself saying that a lot.

"Fuck me runnin!"

"I'm so hungry I could eat the ass out of a tin teddy bear!"

well i'll be dipped in shit

No chance in taking senses:)

"Hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire"

"Busier than a one armed wallpaper hanger with crabs"

"For Fuck Sake!"

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw" (from HEathers)

"shit the bed"

as in...

"well shit the bed nigga you fucked up aint ya?"

:glugglug

When someone farts I say "Squeeze your head and get it ALL out"


When a girl has buck teeth: "She could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence"


When something is cool: "Slicker'n snot on a doorknob"


Dumb as a bag of hammers


When someone calls you an asshole say "So am I"


Had a good shave? Rub your face and say "Smooth as a baby's arse"


Got big lips? "She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch"

"She could suck a watermelon through a firehose"

"do the bears shit in the woods"

"im up shit creek without a paddle"

"i was sweating like a whore in church"

that was fast: "faster than shit off a stick"

when it comes down to it: "when the shit hits the fan..."

everyone knows hes a dumbass: "he's the village idiot"

known slut: "shes the village bicycle, everyones had a ride"

As tight as a mouses ear
Up and down like a whores drawers
Does the pope shit in the woods?

"time to take the lock off my cock"

"i unleashed the dragon"

"im as high as a mudda fuka"

"ho, ho, ho, im a bad mofo"

Translation please!

Isn't there a Swedish expression: Seldom pees the wooden horse?

"What hurts?"

Always say these:-

your breaking my balls

&

de-generate bastard you

"You are as queer as a three dollar bill"

I think it means "Fools blow their load where Angels get their eyes glued shut"


I think it's Norwegian.

Fuck me in the goat ass...

Don't hate the game, hate the playa...

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"You can't polish a turd!"

Better a hand in the bush than a bush as president

" For every hot chick you see out and about, I'll show you a guy who is tired of fucking her"

" You have the nicest smile I think I will ever cum across"

" Her legs go all the way up and make an ass out of themselves"

" she has a butter face, nice body BUTTER FACE!:mad:

" I'd eat the corn out of her shit"

"Brad Shaw is an asshole"

:)