If you can't lead the intellectuals, lead the perverts -- they are far more, and most of them are the intellectuals.

I'm sweatin like a whore in church!

If u don't like it don't look!

take a picture it lasts longer...:1orglaugh

what's the matter?? never seen an asian person b4???

did u touch my bum??

I'm as confused as a newborn in a titty bar! :1orglaugh

when someone's too stoned:

you could blindfold him with dental floss.


when a girl is too ugly:

she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch coming down.


when a girl is is too fat:

two guys could bang her at the same time and never meet.

suck my left tit (why the left no idea)
Dont mind me YOU were just leaving

:1orglaugh

"She's uglier than a bag of smashed assholes."

"Go shit in a hat, jam it on your head. You look good in brown."

"It's raining harder than a cow pissin on a flat rock."

" I see you're full of piss and vinegar today."