An online dating tale, featuring my roommate [pix]
 

I need to share this with the GFY community because... well.. just because. You'll see.

So my roomie ain't the most social guy, talking to hot chicks is an impossible task cuz he just doesn't know how to. So he's adopted a habit to seek out local gals thru online communities, like thedilly.com or bolt.com. Then he chats them up over messenger programs and if they "connect", then he mostly ends up fucking them.

He's also established a preference for chubby chicks. Not fat chicks per se, but ones that "are easier to get". He's quite athletic, but simply doesn't have people skills...

So he gets in tough with this one girl called: PinkPanther16387.

[IMG]http://***********/sunnyV8.jpg[/IMG]

That's her picture... after chatting with her for a while, she mentions she had "gained a little weight". So my roomie's like ok... "wanna send me a pic?"... here's what he got:









































































*edit: removed.*


I almost puked when seeing it. People, do not trust in online dating services. Ever.

Her nick should rather be "HaventSeenMyPinkInALongTime" or something. Christ.

End of story.

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haha did he fuck her?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

and you tell me god exists :321GFY

no, I think he stopped talking to her. :1orglaugh

Wow, that's shocking.

16

A little weight? Looks like she gained half a person

profile:

I eat : Everything

no shit! fuck, I didn't even notice. Jesus.

I'd be more worried about the fact that she's 16, unless he's that young.


edit: you already caught it, lol

1600 (pounds)

I removed the pic, to save myself from getting bitched at from posting a 16-year-old semi-nude fat bitch.

removed due to hardcore content

j/k

where's darkjedi when you need him

One of my old roomates used to date online as well...

One day he was meeting with a chick later, and he shows us her pic, same thing, pretty much head only... And we were like "dude, she's a chunker, look at her shoulders (she was wearing a tank top in the pic), and he didn't believe us...

So he goes for the date, comes back, and we're all waiting (house of 5) by the door... He comes in and stammers "she was a little... bigger... than I expected" and holds his hands apart to show... hilarious. :1orglaugh

Maybe you had to be there, he went into this with no clue.

well.. at least she showed him the picture before he ever met her... lol

That sounds very much like what happened to me....only she was in the States while I was in Holland, and when she flew over here it was the first time I saw how much weight she'd gained...at least twice as much as the girl in that pic. In fact, I didn't recognise her at the airport, because all the pics she'd sent me were more than 5 years old.

So what the fuck do you do? I couldn't very well say "fuck off back to the States", she recognised me straight away, I'd sent her recent pics. She ended up living in my house for a year of hell. Didn't do much, just sat there on my couch like a chain-smoking bhudda 24/7, refusing to do shopping because she didn't speak dutch and people wouldn't understand her (which is bullshit, everyone in holland speaks english), refusing to cook because she claimed she couldn't, refusing to clean the house because my vacuum-cleaner was too old, my broom didn't work well enough, the water was too hot/cold/wet or whatever, etc.

Heh, it all sounds quite funny in retrospect, but it was fucking awful at the time :)

Mule: I'll come cook for you baby.

LOL

Yeah something similar happened to me before.

Hooked up with some chick from hotornot, she was like a 9.9 on there, looked and sounded like a dime.

She showed up and it was dark in front of my place and I just saw this rather robust looking shadow coming around the corner.

Blah, long story short .. I fucked the fat beast anyway. :Graucho

lol wtf were you thinking letting her stay with you a year, she lied to you and took advantage, oh well all in the past so who cares.

also i would have loved to see the updated pic lol

hotornot has some fine sluts on there... i always feel wierd after fucking them, because i met them online.. idk.. it's just not the same as meeting a chick in person... but at least you get to bust a nut still:thumbsup

LOL

Yeah I should look and see if she's still on there .. I hate for other men to fall into the same trap

At least she told him she gained weight before they met up. :2 cents:

Come on, a fucking year? You should have tossed her ass out ASAP.

roomie= Equinox

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Come on fucker I wana see the pic now...

pics pics

awww.... I wanna see the pic!!

happened to my brother, except he never got the 'now" shot and so he was totally shocked when her met her.

Yeah... show us the pic! :glugglug

where are the pix?:1orglaugh

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what the fuck ?? put the pic back on !!!!!



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've never seen so many people so eager to see a pic of a fat girl

what he said

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