An online dating tale, featuring my roommate [pix] - GoFuckYourself.com

01-22-2004, 11:31 PM

I need to share this with the GFY community because... well.. just because. You'll see.

So my roomie ain't the most social guy, talking to hot chicks is an impossible task cuz he just doesn't know how to. So he's adopted a habit to seek out local gals thru online communities, like thedilly.com or bolt.com. Then he chats them up over messenger programs and if they "connect", then he mostly ends up fucking them.

He's also established a preference for chubby chicks. Not fat chicks per se, but ones that "are easier to get". He's quite athletic, but simply doesn't have people skills...

So he gets in tough with this one girl called: PinkPanther16387.

[IMG]http://***********/sunnyV8.jpg[/IMG]

That's her picture... after chatting with her for a while, she mentions she had "gained a little weight". So my roomie's like ok... "wanna send me a pic?"... here's what he got:

*edit: removed.*

I almost puked when seeing it. People, do not trust in online dating services. Ever.

Her nick should rather be "HaventSeenMyPinkInALongTime" or something. Christ.

End of story.

Brad Xtremepay · 01-22-2004, 11:33 PM

i
hate
you

beemk · 01-22-2004, 11:33 PM

haha did he fuck her?

Oracle Porn · 01-22-2004, 11:33 PM

Theo · 01-22-2004, 11:33 PM

and you tell me god exists

01-22-2004, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by beemk
haha did he fuck her?

no, I think he stopped talking to her.

GonePhishing · 01-22-2004, 11:35 PM

Wow, that's shocking.

corvette · 01-22-2004, 11:35 PM

cosis · 01-22-2004, 11:36 PM

A little weight? Looks like she gained half a person

corvette · 01-22-2004, 11:36 PM

profile:

I eat : Everything

01-22-2004, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by corvett
16

no shit! fuck, I didn't even notice. Jesus.

Holly · 01-22-2004, 11:37 PM

I'd be more worried about the fact that she's 16, unless he's that young.

edit: you already caught it, lol

Theo · 01-22-2004, 11:38 PM

1600 (pounds)

01-22-2004, 11:39 PM

I removed the pic, to save myself from getting bitched at from posting a 16-year-old semi-nude fat bitch.

Theo · 01-22-2004, 11:39 PM

removed due to hardcore content

Theo · 01-22-2004, 11:40 PM

j/k

where's darkjedi when you need him

fuzebox · 01-22-2004, 11:40 PM

One of my old roomates used to date online as well...

One day he was meeting with a chick later, and he shows us her pic, same thing, pretty much head only... And we were like "dude, she's a chunker, look at her shoulders (she was wearing a tank top in the pic), and he didn't believe us...

So he goes for the date, comes back, and we're all waiting (house of 5) by the door... He comes in and stammers "she was a little... bigger... than I expected" and holds his hands apart to show... hilarious.

Maybe you had to be there, he went into this with no clue.

xxxdesign-net · 01-22-2004, 11:40 PM

well.. at least she showed him the picture before he ever met her... lol

mule · 01-22-2004, 11:44 PM

That sounds very much like what happened to me....only she was in the States while I was in Holland, and when she flew over here it was the first time I saw how much weight she'd gained...at least twice as much as the girl in that pic. In fact, I didn't recognise her at the airport, because all the pics she'd sent me were more than 5 years old.

So what the fuck do you do? I couldn't very well say "fuck off back to the States", she recognised me straight away, I'd sent her recent pics. She ended up living in my house for a year of hell. Didn't do much, just sat there on my couch like a chain-smoking bhudda 24/7, refusing to do shopping because she didn't speak dutch and people wouldn't understand her (which is bullshit, everyone in holland speaks english), refusing to cook because she claimed she couldn't, refusing to clean the house because my vacuum-cleaner was too old, my broom didn't work well enough, the water was too hot/cold/wet or whatever, etc.

Heh, it all sounds quite funny in retrospect, but it was fucking awful at the time

Brad Xtremepay · 01-22-2004, 11:48 PM

Mule: I'll come cook for you baby.

mule · 01-22-2004, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brad Xtremepay
Mule: I'll come cook for you baby.

LOL

[Brian] · 01-22-2004, 11:53 PM

Yeah something similar happened to me before.

Hooked up with some chick from hotornot, she was like a 9.9 on there, looked and sounded like a dime.

She showed up and it was dark in front of my place and I just saw this rather robust looking shadow coming around the corner.

Blah, long story short .. I fucked the fat beast anyway.

serious · 01-22-2004, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mule
That sounds very much like what happened to me....only she was in the States while I was in Holland, and when she flew over here it was the first time I saw how much weight she'd gained...at least twice as much as the girl in that pic. In fact, I didn't recognise her at the airport, because all the pics she'd sent me were more than 5 years old.

So what the fuck do you do? I couldn't very well say "fuck off back to the States", she recognised me straight away, I'd sent her recent pics. She ended up living in my house for a year of hell. Didn't do much, just sat there on my couch like a chain-smoking bhudda 24/7, refusing to do shopping because she didn't speak dutch and people wouldn't understand her (which is bullshit, everyone in holland speaks english), refusing to cook because she claimed she couldn't, refusing to clean the house because my vacuum-cleaner was too old, my broom didn't work well enough, the water was too hot/cold/wet or whatever, etc.

Heh, it all sounds quite funny in retrospect, but it was fucking awful at the time

lol wtf were you thinking letting her stay with you a year, she lied to you and took advantage, oh well all in the past so who cares.

also i would have loved to see the updated pic lol

brizzad · 01-22-2004, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Brian]
Yeah something similar happened to me before.

Hooked up with some chick from hotornot, she was like a 9.9 on there, looked and sounded like a dime.

She showed up and it was dark in front of my place and I just saw this rather robust looking shadow coming around the corner.

Blah, long story short .. I fucked the fat beast anyway.

hotornot has some fine sluts on there... i always feel wierd after fucking them, because i met them online.. idk.. it's just not the same as meeting a chick in person... but at least you get to bust a nut still

serious · 01-22-2004, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Brian]
Yeah something similar happened to me before.

Hooked up with some chick from hotornot, she was like a 9.9 on there, looked and sounded like a dime.

She showed up and it was dark in front of my place and I just saw this rather robust looking shadow coming around the corner.

Blah, long story short .. I fucked the fat beast anyway.

LOL

[Brian] · 01-23-2004, 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad

hotornot has some fine sluts on there... i always feel wierd after fucking them, because i met them online.. idk.. it's just not the same as meeting a chick in person... but at least you get to bust a nut still

Yeah I should look and see if she's still on there .. I hate for other men to fall into the same trap

DreamCumTrue · 01-23-2004, 12:01 AM

At least she told him she gained weight before they met up.

fuzebox · 01-23-2004, 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mule
So what the fuck do you do? I couldn't very well say "fuck off back to the States", she recognised me straight away, I'd sent her recent pics. She ended up living in my house for a year of hell. Didn't do much, just sat there on my couch like a chain-smoking bhudda 24/7, refusing to do shopping because she didn't speak dutch and people wouldn't understand her (which is bullshit, everyone in holland speaks english), refusing to cook because she claimed she couldn't, refusing to clean the house because my vacuum-cleaner was too old, my broom didn't work well enough, the water was too hot/cold/wet or whatever, etc.

Heh, it all sounds quite funny in retrospect, but it was fucking awful at the time

Come on, a fucking year? You should have tossed her ass out ASAP.

integrated · 01-23-2004, 01:27 AM

roomie= Equinox

dropped9 · 01-23-2004, 01:40 AM

Come on fucker I wana see the pic now...

adamneve · 01-23-2004, 01:43 AM

pics pics

StuartD · 01-23-2004, 01:45 AM

awww.... I wanna see the pic!!

myjah · 01-23-2004, 01:47 AM

happened to my brother, except he never got the 'now" shot and so he was totally shocked when her met her.

Libertine · 01-23-2004, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan
awww.... I wanna see the pic!!

Yeah... show us the pic!

Kicker · 01-23-2004, 05:57 AM

where are the pix?

BRISK · 01-23-2004, 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by integrated
roomie= Equinox

DarkJedi · 01-23-2004, 06:14 AM

what the fuck ?? put the pic back on !!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brian] · 01-23-2004, 06:21 AM

I've never seen so many people so eager to see a pic of a fat girl

JamesK · 01-23-2004, 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
what the fuck ?? put the pic back on !!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what he said

integrated · 01-23-2004, 06:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Brian]
I've never seen so many people so eager to see a pic of a fat girl

mrthumbs · 01-23-2004, 06:29 AM

Plan9 · 01-23-2004, 07:00 AM

heh, never trust girls that send only shots of their face. Or shots where their heads are always tilted at a specific angle. Dead giveaway that they have something to hide :p

I used to meet a ton of chicks online. met some *super* hot chicks, and also got some very unpleasant suprises.

01-23-2004, 08:38 AM

alright people, here's a link to the pic.

http://www.***********/nastyshit.jpg

Enjoy thoroughly.

01-23-2004, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by integrated
roomie= Equinox

No thanks dude. Not within a 20 ft. flag pole would I even remotely get close to that girl.

Snowman · 01-23-2004, 08:57 AM

good lord

she was cute when younger though

jimmy3way · 01-23-2004, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Brian]
Blah, long story short .. I fucked the fat beast anyway.

True that, every single person on here who has EVER met a chick online has fucked a fat chick, lol.

ytcracker · 01-23-2004, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
alright people, here's a link to the pic.

http://www.***********/nastyshit.jpg

Enjoy thoroughly.

shes got elephantitis of the body

some larger women are dope but thats fucking disgusting

01-23-2004, 09:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ytcracker

shes got elephantitis of the body

some larger women are dope but thats fucking disgusting

don't hate, she's hot.

TDF · 01-23-2004, 09:55 AM

dunlop syndrome..belly dunlopped over her coochie

Eric · 01-23-2004, 10:08 AM

Where is Tofu... He is totally missing out. He loves this shit!

01-22-2004, 11:31 PM	#1
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	An online dating tale, featuring my roommate [pix] I need to share this with the GFY community because... well.. just because. You'll see. So my roomie ain't the most social guy, talking to hot chicks is an impossible task cuz he just doesn't know how to. So he's adopted a habit to seek out local gals thru online communities, like thedilly.com or bolt.com. Then he chats them up over messenger programs and if they "connect", then he mostly ends up fucking them. He's also established a preference for chubby chicks. Not fat chicks per se, but ones that "are easier to get". He's quite athletic, but simply doesn't have people skills... So he gets in tough with this one girl called: PinkPanther16387. [IMG]http://**********/sunnyV8.jpg[/IMG] That's her picture... after chatting with her for a while, she mentions she had "gained a little weight". So my roomie's like ok... "wanna send me a pic?"... here's what he got: edit: removed.* I almost puked when seeing it. People, do not trust in online dating services. Ever. Her nick should rather be "HaventSeenMyPinkInALongTime" or something. Christ. End of story. Last edited by X37375787; 01-22-2004 at 11:36 PM..

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01-23-2004, 08:38 AM	#43
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	alright people, here's a link to the pic. http://www.***********/nastyshit.jpg Enjoy thoroughly.

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