affiliates : things that bother you
 

It's 3:30AM here and I want to know what bothers you about most, if not all, affiliate programs. Payout amount? Payout schedule? Not enough hosted etc... You get the idea.

programs that don't show me all the stats, i want to see everything raw, unique, how many clicked through etc

also programs that shave :321GFY

Not enough signups, that's what bothers me.

programs that have to be chased for months for a damn check :321GFY

we have very detailed stats.. raw, unique, 1st page, refering url etc etc etc

see sig

affiliate support who cant help me

we pay on time every time

10th and 24th of every month. you can set your watch by it.

paypal, epassporte,check and wire

icq 141588569
AIM EpcCsh
email [email protected]

no excuses now d0g

p1mpdogg, your spam is the best :)

u and media always help me bitch :)

More on the topic of stats
Does being able to log in to the processor (ibill,ccbill,epoch) and see stats come up high on your list of priorities when choosing a sponsor?

actually yes, that would totally kick ass on a pay-per-signup sponsor

edit: although I have yet to see a PPS sponsor do that...

That and shaving:feels-hot :feels-hot

I don't like sponsors who use flash or porn in their webmaster sections. I'm not a surfer, I don't need to be wowed with animations and sound effects every time I log in, and already know what tits look like, I'd like to be able to safely check stats in a public environment.

yes i agree, i hate talking to idiots over icq, give me wat i want now or i am dropping ur program.

u want a BJ, some speed? name your poison and you got it

i need a bazooka and a blue popsicle,

god i dont ask for much,

THIS COFFEE IS TO HOT! MAKE ME ANOTHER!

*spits out coffee*

DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF!?

you know what bothers the fuck out of me is the fact that up untill 3 days ago I hadnt talked to localg in allmost a year.

Never mind i got sick and was out of the loop for allmost 7 months but me and him got into the biz within about 2 months of each other and he has been a good friend ever since. I'm just talking about the fact that hes my fuckin boy and i missed him .( i hope that dosent sound gay but i really dont give a fuck cause like i said hes still my boy and one of the few i would consider a true friend in this biz.)



G ROCKS MAN AND ANYONE THAT SAYS DIFFERENT CAN DEAL WITH ME.




You joined a good crew man you gonna be in vegas id like to meet ya me and g are sitting at the same poker table so ill see him but would like to meet the rest of the team too.

Do you dislike flash, or just flash containing adult images?

Shitty stats that don't show referrers, especially for sales.

Useless slow/ incompetent support.

Fucking around with the payments and not telling you first.

And flash/ graphic heavy webmaster sites, just gimme the info I want cleanly and quickly and with no bullshit.

programs with leaks. i dont want to see a ccbill sponsor accepting ibill checks and not give credit on it or sell dvds or anything and do the same, etc

:)
Looking forward to it man, Vegas is going to be an eye-opener for me being it's my first trip but I think I'm going with the right group of people. LocalG is a good guy, so far I haven't heard of anyone who is vocal of otherwise.

Cause if they do there will be hell to pay.:winkwink:

:winkwink:

i forgot about this, this really irritates me

and i also agree with the fancy webmaster sections with flash and shit that just makes things harder to navigate/slower

Programs that spam as much as they can like epiccash...very, very annoying and unprofessional.

Can I sit on your lap in Vegas? :Graucho

Media

haha

fuck off moron

Stats that don't show the referrer for sales. Not just traffic referrers, but info for each actual sale. It is beneficial to both parties if the affiliate knows where the signups are coming from.

I agree totally about the referring sales, it's a big help to know what you're doing right that is making the sales.

Pardon my ignorance but are there any programs out (pps or revshare) which show you referring stats for sales/raws/uniques and still allow you to log in to the processor?

Reason being I'm interested if there is a way to give more statistics about the traffic and not violate the trust we have with webmasters.

No you fuck off shitstain. Youre by far the most annoying and immature program owner out there. Why people do business with you is a mystery to me.

I personaly tend to open multiple accounts up per sponsor so that I can track sales from various traffic sources seperatly. It's a pain in the ass to check stats and re-log into stats multiple times.

I personally like how Maxcash allows for sub id's and they all show up together when you log in. Makes checking stats really easy.

So I guess a feature I would like others to adopt then would be to either

1. offer sub ids that show up in 1 stats area JUST like maxcash does.

or

2. allow you to check multiple accounts from one spot.

Besides this all i need to know is uniques and referal urls and I'm good to go :-)

I like the multiple accounts from one spot theory, the only reason I'd prefer it over sub id's are that some variables from the are going to be lost regardless of how hard you try to track them. Still some traffic referral statistics are better then none.

whoa whoa...one step at a time big boy...im not THAT easy:Graucho

Great question.

* I want to see the raw referring URL that resulted in a sale. No editing, no interpretation... just show me the raw URL the the user clicked on that resulted in a sale, even if I add some extra variables into the URL that the program doesn't use at all (used for internal tracking).

* BYOT options, including a URL variable that lets me decide on what tour page to send my surfers to.

* Free content of the actual models available on the site. I like advertising what the buyer will actually see once they fork over their credit card number. I don't care if the content is over-used, since my porn traffic is largely clueless.

* Hosted galleries are always a good thing, although most tend to suck. It's nice to have a massive free option to dump my surfers onto if they're not buying my sales pitches.

* Don't offer to pay me $60 per signup and then shave my asshole clean. I tend to go rev-share with programs that seem solid, anyhow.

* A free membership is always a good thing (temporary is cool too); that way, I can see the site and know how to prep my surfers for what they can expect. I can get all the free porn I want, so it's not like most webmasters are going to abuse the free access. I am fucking sick of program-owners giving me the 3rd degree for daring to want to see the actual product that I'm trying to sell! Jeez...

Those are just a few off the top of my mind. I hope that all program-owners take these few pet-peeves to heart.

Good luck with your stuff, GSpotShawn :thumbsup

Yeah but nobody controls as much traffic as you pimp.:thumbsup


Allot of people dont know you and would never expect you are who you are if they did they would bow to the man.

I look forward to seeing you this year in vegas you gonna be at the same booth as last year.

And i just opened my new program and cant wait to talk to you this year.



You rock mellow:winkwink:

I hear ya.

Idealy this is what I like:

ID 1, Joins, Revenue
ID 2, Joins, Revenue
ID 3, Joins, Revenue
ID 4, Joins, Revenue
Totals:

Then you can click on each id to go into it and see referal urls etc..

So basically log in once and you see all your different accounts broken out for you on 1 page and u can choose to see that day or the month.

Maxcash is the only one like this that I've seen.

wait till you see too much green :)

Thanks man. With my personal traffic I think I hold my own pretty well :-)

The real traffic volume I control obviously is the Hustler, Vivid etc.. traffic from Webquest. By all means please stop by the booth and say what's up :-) I'll be bouncing between both our FlyntDigital and VividCash booths.

Yeah, and use faked deaths or call people pedos if there aren't threads they can hijack to spam in.