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DVTimes 12-26-2003 07:36 AM

Well done USA
 
Well done USA

I am from the UK and see lots of posts bashing you poor yanks, so lets say how good you are...

Well done for being first in space. Sorry that was USSR.
Well done for first man in space. Sorry again that was USSR.
Well done for the first space station. Sorry USSR, in fact they also had the second one in space too.
Well done for the best cars. Sorry, that goes to Germany, and Japan.
Well done for your food. Sorry I do not think beef burgers can match food from any other country.
Well done on the best comedy such as Charlie Chaplin. Ooops he was English.
Well done for the best TV presenters, such as Jerry Springer. Oooops again born in the UK.

Well I am sure you Yanks must be good at something, fastest plane? No that was Concord, and we brits made that. Books, no we brits have the best writers. Muppets Show, no that was filmed in the UK.

I know, you have a nice looking flag. So well done America, you have a nice looking flag.

jimthefiend 12-26-2003 07:39 AM

feeling a little intimidated retard?

chemicaleyes 12-26-2003 07:40 AM

haha:1orglaugh :evil-laug .. :glugglug

AcidMax 12-26-2003 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by allanuk
Well done USA

I am from the UK and see lots of posts bashing you poor yanks, so lets say how good you are...

Well done for being first in space. Sorry that was USSR.
Well done for first man in space. Sorry again that was USSR.
Well done for the first space station. Sorry USSR, in fact they also had the second one in space too.
Well done for the best cars. Sorry, that goes to Germany, and Japan.
Well done for your food. Sorry I do not think beef burgers can match food from any other country.
Well done on the best comedy such as Charlie Chaplin. Ooops he was English.
Well done for the best TV presenters, such as Jerry Springer. Oooops again born in the UK.

Well I am sure you Yanks must be good at something, fastest plane? No that was Concord, and we brits made that. Books, no we brits have the best writers. Muppets Show, no that was filmed in the UK.

I know, you have a nice looking flag. So well done America, you have a nice looking flag.

You really do need a history lesson dont you? What about the Wright Brothers? Ever heard of Kitty Hawk? Hmm, they sort of pioneered air flight? I think you should do some research before you speak.

Not to mention some of those comments were strictly opinions, and you know what they say about those.

Oh but you are right, hey thanks UK for killing more people with Mad Cow disease than any other country, your #1.

ldinternet 12-26-2003 07:40 AM

ph33r the pending, attempted message board ownage...

feN 12-26-2003 07:40 AM

they have the biggest army :thumbsup :1orglaugh

chemicaleyes 12-26-2003 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jimthefiend
feeling a little intimidated retard?
intimidated of what? :1orglaugh :glugglug

Babaganoosh 12-26-2003 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by feN
they have the biggest army :thumbsup :1orglaugh
Nope, that's China.

rooster 12-26-2003 07:41 AM

well done for resisting the spread of communism so twits like you can act like on a high horse in your socialistic dreamworld.

Weber 12-26-2003 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered


Nope, that's China.

:thumbsup

But maybe they were last at space? :)

Jamdin 12-26-2003 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by allanuk
Well done USA

Books, no we brits have the best writers. Muppets Show, no that was filmed in the UK.


Brits being the best writers is debatable.

KC 12-26-2003 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by allanuk
Well done USA

I am from the UK and see lots of posts bashing you poor yanks, so lets say how good you are...

Well done for being first in space. Sorry that was USSR.
Well done for first man in space. Sorry again that was USSR.
Well done for the first space station. Sorry USSR, in fact they also had the second one in space too.
Well done for the best cars. Sorry, that goes to Germany, and Japan.
Well done for your food. Sorry I do not think beef burgers can match food from any other country.
Well done on the best comedy such as Charlie Chaplin. Ooops he was English.
Well done for the best TV presenters, such as Jerry Springer. Oooops again born in the UK.

Well I am sure you Yanks must be good at something, fastest plane? No that was Concord, and we brits made that. Books, no we brits have the best writers. Muppets Show, no that was filmed in the UK.

I know, you have a nice looking flag. So well done America, you have a nice looking flag.

Listen, you stupid momo...

UK is far behind the US in MOST, if not ALL, of those categories.

Secondly, any country that wants to take credit for Jerry Springer can have that stupid wanker.

George Bush 12-26-2003 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rooster
well done for resisting the spread of communism so twits like you can act like on a high horse in your socialistic dreamworld.
Amen to that, my son.

I have visited Europe on many occasions. I can tell you, the great American people, that the Europeans do absolutely nothing all day other than sit around being jealous of the USA.

AcidMax 12-26-2003 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KC


Listen, you stupid momo...

UK is far behind the US in MOST, if not ALL, of those categories.

Secondly, any country that wants to take credit for Jerry Springer can have that stupid wanker.

But their burgers are #1, best anywhere, that slight hint of Mad Cow disease makes them tase oooo so much better. You eat a burger and die, Good Job UK!

Weber 12-26-2003 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KC


Listen, you stupid momo...

UK is far behind the US in MOST, if not ALL, of those categories.

Secondly, any country that wants to take credit for Jerry Springer can have that stupid wanker.

But he meant another thing... he wanted to say that US is not the first in EVERYTHING! or maybe even in ALL of those categories

DVTimes 12-26-2003 07:47 AM

Quote:

You really do need a history lesson dont you? What about the Wright Brothers? Ever heard of Kitty Hawk? Hmm, they sort of pioneered air flight? I think you should do some research before you speak.
Your right.

We had such great cars that we did not see the need for planes.

I bet if we built cars that fell apart we would have also looked at other forms of transport.

Anyway, I was not insulting the America, I was paying them a complement.

Lets face it, where would be without the USA, with such great firms as Microsoft producing software that is so reliable.

chemicaleyes 12-26-2003 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by George Bush
I can tell you, the great American people, that the Europeans do absolutely nothing all day other than sit around being jealous of the USA.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Babaganoosh 12-26-2003 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by allanuk

Lets face it, where would be without the USA, with such great firms as Microsoft producing software that is so reliable.

Remind me, which OS is made in the UK?

DeadFidel 12-26-2003 07:49 AM

Does GFY give out shirts for the dumbest thread?
WTF is your F--king point, you pasted 3rd grade history?

George Bush 12-26-2003 07:49 AM

<img src="http://ca.yimg.com/i/ca/reuters/20021101/i/2148474941.jpg">

You burn our flag because you are jealous. Then you post on GFY, because you are jealous. Any European who claims not to be jealous of the USA, is a liar.

A jealous liar.

Weber 12-26-2003 07:52 AM

USA citizens wanna prove now that they are not the LAST in this categories... why do you do that? Everything was right!

chemicaleyes 12-26-2003 07:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by George Bush
<img src="http://ca.yimg.com/i/ca/reuters/20021101/i/2148474941.jpg">

You burn our flag because you are jealous. Then you post on GFY, because you are jealous. Any European who claims not to be jealous of the USA, is a liar.

A jealous liar.

yes, that looks like your typical British man burning the flag there.. :1orglaugh your funny as fuck, but I'm just jealous, please tell me of what? :glugglug

AcidMax 12-26-2003 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by allanuk


Your right.

We had such great cars that we did not see the need for planes.

I bet if we built cars that fell apart we would have also looked at other forms of transport.

Anyway, I was not insulting the America, I was paying them a complement.

Lets face it, where would be without the USA, with such great firms as Microsoft producing software that is so reliable.

Now lets see here, wasn't the concorde a joint effort between the French and the Brits? I think the French built most of it and the Brits provided the engines. Didn't one crash in 2000 ? Hmm..from what I understand the plane isnt even flying anymore. But way to take credit for a joint effort between you and another country. GJ!

Nysus 12-26-2003 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AcidMax


You really do need a history lesson dont you? What about the Wright Brothers? Ever heard of Kitty Hawk? Hmm, they sort of pioneered air flight? I think you should do some research before you speak.

Not to mention some of those comments were strictly opinions, and you know what they say about those.

Oh but you are right, hey thanks UK for killing more people with Mad Cow disease than any other country, your #1.

Not meaning to bash anyone, but the "first person" to pioneer flight isn't really known because flight was developing in different parts of the world at around the same time.

Cheers,
Matt

KC 12-26-2003 07:53 AM

When the UK's economy is 1/5th of the US's you can come back and pretend your shit doesn't stink.

I love the UK, but little fuckos like you irritate me.

Nysus 12-26-2003 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AcidMax


Now lets see here, wasn't the concorde a joint effort between the French and the Brits? I think the French built most of it and the Brits provided the engines. Didn't one crash in 2000 ? Hmm..from what I understand the plane isnt even flying anymore. But way to take credit for a joint effort between you and another country. GJ!

Huh? Trying to really grasp onto something there aren't you... The crash in 2000 was the ONLY Concode that crashed. The reason? During a routine emergency run for firetrucks, etc.. a wrench or something was forgotten on the runway. Fluke accident, the planes wheel went over it, through it up and hit the wing's fuel tank.

Cheers,
Matt

Weber 12-26-2003 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KC
When the UK's economy is 1/5th of the US's you can come back and pretend your shit doesn't stink.

It's a stupid argument! You can't compare the countries that differs in size and popularity!

AcidMax 12-26-2003 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nysus


Not meaning to bash anyone, but the "first person" to pioneer flight isn't really known because flight was developing in different parts of the world at around the same time.

Cheers,
Matt

Ok, but the point was that he was using generic history as his examples, so I returned with some. We could debate everything about history, who killed JFK, did the US go to the moon, does Canada really have "Mounties", I mean the point of this thread was stupid in the first place. When you look at History Books, the Wright Brothers are clearly the name that is mentioned. That was my point.

Alex From San Diego 12-26-2003 07:58 AM

Wow you are still bitter about getting the shit kicked out of you over 225 years ago....

Let it go and find peace within yourself.

Who are you bowing to these days?

KC 12-26-2003 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Weber


It's a stupid argument! You can't compare the countries that differs in size and popularity!

I can compare whatever I want. :321GFY

Look at China.. They have 3.3 times as many people as the US but their GDP is only 60% of the US's. Population has nothing to do with anything.

George Bush 12-26-2003 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chemicaleyes
I'm just jealous, please tell me of what?
You are jealous of the USA. All non-Americans are.

Don't make me busta cap in yo ass.

Head 12-26-2003 08:00 AM

This tread is fucking Stupid!
He's just getting you guys going and laughing at you.
Whether he's right or not!

Weber 12-26-2003 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KC


I can compare whatever I want. :321GFY

Of course you can... but it's not "fairly"

Damian_Maxcash 12-26-2003 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nysus


Not meaning to bash anyone, but the "first person" to pioneer flight isn't really known because flight was developing in different parts of the world at around the same time.

Cheers,
Matt

Actually a guy in New Zealand..... by about a year I think

Will have to consult the great "Google" on the exact date

AcidMax 12-26-2003 08:00 AM

Let us not forget that we were the first people to set foot on the moon as well. But I'm sure you can counter that.

ChumpChange 12-26-2003 08:01 AM

lol, fuck ppl get offend by a thread is kinda lame to say the least:1orglaugh

DVTimes 12-26-2003 08:01 AM

Quote:

But their burgers are #1, best anywhere, that slight hint of Mad Cow disease makes them tase oooo so much better. You eat a burger and die, Good Job UK!
I would never eat junk such as a 'beef burger'. Nothing better than fish'n'chips.

Quote:

Remind me, which OS is made in the UK?
We made the BBC computer plus many others. All reliable.

Quote:

You burn our flag because you are jealous. Then you post on GFY, because you are jealous. Any European who claims not to be jealous of the USA, is a liar.
I have never burnt your flag. To be honest I have never seen one on sale in the UK. Most USA flags are so poorly made that they would not pass our British high standards.

Yes, I think we are extremely jealous of the USA. When I see our wonderful countryside, rivers, nature, I want to swap this for some horrid city such as New York and breath in the fumes.

When I go out, I wish I could be shot at in some gang fight, instead a walk safe.

I wish we had the crime statistics that you do in the US, rather than the low crime fingers we have.

jimthefiend 12-26-2003 08:01 AM

prince charles is a faggot and the queen likes it in the ass

Antxx 12-26-2003 08:02 AM

humm...that topic is kind of like: My father is better than your father.

Let me say something, if a 10 km asteroid fall on earth, it won't matter where you are from and what amount of proud you have for your countries, because we all gonna fucking die. So, we all live on earth and we are all humans. For me, in the end, that's the only country i have.

chemicaleyes 12-26-2003 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by George Bush


You are jealous of the USA. All non-Americans are.

Don't make me busta cap in yo ass.

:1orglaugh :glugglug


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