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George Bush 12-26-2003 08:03 AM
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Originally posted by allanuk


I have never burnt your flag. To be honest I have never seen one on sale in the UK. Most USA flags are so poorly made that they would not pass our British high standards.

Yes, I think we are extremely jealous of the USA. When I see our wonderful countryside, rivers, nature, I want to swap this for some horrid city such as New York and breath in the fumes.

When I go out, I wish I could be shot at in some gang fight, instead a walk safe.

I wish we had the crime statistics that you do in the US, rather than the low crime fingers we have.
Jealous.

loverboy 12-26-2003 08:04 AM
jezz, a hate thread after X'mas?
come on guys, that's not a good way to end and start a new year :)

chemicaleyes 12-26-2003 08:05 AM
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Originally posted by jimthefiend
prince charles is a faggot and the queen likes it in the ass
can't argue with that. :glugglug

ChumpChange 12-26-2003 08:05 AM
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Originally posted by allanuk

To be honest I have never seen one on sale in the UK. Most USA flags are so poorly made that they would not pass our British high standards.
actuula most flags are made in chinia....after the towers everyone was buying those tiny flags(MADE in Chinia) but they were showing their patriotism:1orglaugh

AcidMax 12-26-2003 08:05 AM
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Originally posted by allanuk


I have never burnt your flag. To be honest I have never seen one on sale in the UK. Most USA flags are so poorly made that they would not pass our British high standards.

Yes, I think we are extremely jealous of the USA. When I see our wonderful countryside, rivers, nature, I want to swap this for some horrid city such as New York and breath in the fumes.

When I go out, I wish I could be shot at in some gang fight, instead a walk safe.

I wish we had the crime statistics that you do in the US, rather than the low crime fingers we have.
http://www.business-finance-online.c...15_10_2003.php
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The total number of crimes affecting UK business rose 24% in the second quarter of this year according to a recent report from AXA. Nearly 900,000 businesses were affected by crime in the same period representing a staggering 23% of all businesses.

Malicious damage accounted for 50% of crime related insurance claims in the second quarter of 2003, closely followed by theft at 46% whilst incidents of arson rose an alarming 49%.
And that was as of October.

Deepsy1 12-26-2003 08:05 AM
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Weber 12-26-2003 08:05 AM
blah-blah-blah...

My penis is larger than yours....

ChumpChange 12-26-2003 08:07 AM
:1orglaugh i think this thread was done out of humor and not to debate everyone who trying to debate is.......

AcidMax 12-26-2003 08:08 AM
Just goes to show "everyone's" shit stinks. No one country is better than any other, the point is everyone has problems, to come in here and talk smack is just ridiculous.

DVTimes 12-26-2003 08:09 AM
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Now lets see here, wasn't the concorde a joint effort between the French and the Brits? I think the French built most of it and the Brits provided the engines. Didn't one crash in 2000 ? Hmm..from what I understand the plane isnt even flying anymore. But way to take credit for a joint effort between you and another country. GJ!
Yes indeed, it was a great partnership. As for crashes, I will not be as vulgar as to point out your record with the SpaceShuttle. Concord was old, the Shuttle was new.

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Let us not forget that we were the first people to set foot on the moon as well. But I'm sure you can counter that.
Well, as for that, we still are not sure if it was fake or not. After all if it did happen, how come all the atronoughts suvived going through the radiation belt? Its well documented that they should have now become ill.

Plus the photographs look fake.

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prince charles is a faggot and the queen likes it in the ass
I am no fan of the royal family. Lets face it, we keep them to keep the Americans happy.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 12-26-2003 08:10 AM
myswell get one in for the post count on yet another usa bashing retarded fucking thread..lol

50 fucking tards !

DVTimes 12-26-2003 08:14 AM
By the way, can someone tell me what language you all speak.

Oh, that's right English, created by the English :-)

I win.

ldinternet 12-26-2003 08:20 AM
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Originally posted by jimthefiend
prince charles is a faggot and the queen likes it in the ass
I've been saying that shit for years.

And, Prince Harry is definitely a whodunit.

Sarah_Jayne 12-26-2003 08:21 AM
I love both countries. London is the best city though ;)

HarlotCash Dyker 12-26-2003 08:21 AM
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Originally posted by Nysus


Not meaning to bash anyone, but the "first person" to pioneer flight isn't really known because flight was developing in different parts of the world at around the same time.

Cheers,
Matt
The "pioneer" of flight was Michaelangelo (However he spelled it).
As for this thread -

Slightly humorus attempt at getting back at the Americans who like to blow America's importance in World standings out of all proportion -

It is impossible to compare the two countries -

Every country has its achievements and should be proud of those - Every country has made mistakes no doubt they regret.

For those who like to bash the Brits - Our army has (nearly) always faught along side you as brothers. And in many cases more Brits were lost by American "friendly" fire than the result of the war.

As for Brits who love to bash the Americans - Come on guys - Most Americans are just like most British - Smoke pot, drink beer and fuck women - Anything else isn't worth worrying about!

chemicaleyes 12-26-2003 08:23 AM
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Originally posted by HarlotCash Dyker


The "pioneer" of flight was Michaelangelo (However he spelled it).
As for this thread -

Slightly humorus attempt at getting back at the Americans who like to blow America's importance in World standings out of all proportion -

It is impossible to compare the two countries -

Every country has its achievements and should be proud of those - Every country has made mistakes no doubt they regret.

For those who like to bash the Brits - Our army has (nearly) always faught along side you as brothers. And in many cases more Brits were lost by American "friendly" fire than the result of the war.

As for Brits who love to bash the Americans - Come on guys - Most Americans are just like most British - Smoke pot, drink beer and fuck women - Anything else isn't worth worrying about!
:thumbsup :glugglug

DVTimes 12-26-2003 08:23 AM
By the way, it was meant as a Joke.

USA does offer a lot.

Its not the greatest country in the world. There are better ones. But it is a good country that offers a lot.

I made this thread as a joke, as I feel many times people in the USA do go overboard with being patriotic. Its something that other countries do not do. We in Britain are happy to complain, and will have no problems saying something is wrong (just see our papers).

Yet, in the USA, you never seem to be able to say anything is wrong.

Its almost seem as being a traitor for any American to say that they disagree with America. Almost as if you do not have the freedom of speech.

As I say, come to the UK, and all you will hear is people complain. For us to say anything is ok, is not done.

As I say, it was meant as fun.

Merry Christmas and new year.

radical 12-26-2003 08:27 AM
C'mon folks it's christmas!!!!!:thumbsup

Nysus 12-26-2003 08:27 AM
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Originally posted by AcidMax


Ok, but the point was that he was using generic history as his examples, so I returned with some. We could debate everything about history, who killed JFK, did the US go to the moon, does Canada really have "Mounties", I mean the point of this thread was stupid in the first place. When you look at History Books, the Wright Brothers are clearly the name that is mentioned. That was my point.
?! We have mounties, just Disney owns the trademark to them. :1orglaugh

Cheers,
Matt

grumpy 12-26-2003 08:29 AM
Think about this
The national debt of the USA is twice the Total production of the USA. How are they ever gonna solve that? :Oh crap

12clicks 12-26-2003 08:40 AM
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Originally posted by allanuk
Well done USA

I am from the UK and see lots of posts bashing you poor yanks, so lets say how good you are...

Well done for being first in space. Sorry that was USSR.
Well done for first man in space. Sorry again that was USSR.
Well done for the first space station. Sorry USSR, in fact they also had the second one in space too.
Well done for the best cars. Sorry, that goes to Germany, and Japan.
Well done for your food. Sorry I do not think beef burgers can match food from any other country.
Well done on the best comedy such as Charlie Chaplin. Ooops he was English.
Well done for the best TV presenters, such as Jerry Springer. Oooops again born in the UK.

Well I am sure you Yanks must be good at something, fastest plane? No that was Concord, and we brits made that. Books, no we brits have the best writers. Muppets Show, no that was filmed in the UK.

I know, you have a nice looking flag. So well done America, you have a nice looking flag.
I love it when US haters can't even get their hate right.:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

12clicks 12-26-2003 08:41 AM
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Originally posted by grumpy
Think about this
The national debt of the USA is twice the Total production of the USA. How are they ever gonna solve that? :Oh crap
do something new, read a book.


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