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Best Joke = Free Content
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Come on I know your Webmasters but someones got to have a sense of humor right ?
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I have an extremely hilarious one but I don't need plug in content.
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I have an extremely hilarious one but I don't need plug in content.
You don't need plug in content ? How about a Blow Job from the Transsexual Crack Whore on Santa Monica and LaBrea ? He/she will probbably trade you out for some of your neato pills :1orglaugh :glugglug :winkwink: |
Some say I am a joke, don't know if the best.
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How thoughtful of you to recommend your mother/father. I don't swing that way, but I'll keep that in mind though if the content guys for Tranny Trick ICQ me for video editing/splicing/porting mass data labor jobs. LOL
LOL jesus Christ, finally someome with a sense of Humor. For the record it's my step sister but that's a different story. So is it just strictly gay ? They can't have tits ?:glugglug |
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btw, for some reason, shemale is considered a "straight" niche. According to the archive posts/discussions here at GFY at least. |
Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool.
One starts to insult the other one. He screams, 'I slept with your mother!' 'The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, 'I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!' The other says: Go home dad, you're drunk. ryan |
btw, for some reason, shemale is considered a "straight" niche. According to the archive posts/discussions here at GFY at least.
You too LOl, so your the candy man right ? I may have a VIP pass for a party at http://www.sherrisranch.net waiting for ya. Are you going to vegas ? |
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A sex loser is a guy whose wife runs off with his mistress.
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?" |
Sherlock Holmes and Mr. Watson were out camping one night.
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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted. |
There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had was a female donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets $50,000. He doesn't know what to do with his money, so he decides to spend a night in a five star hotel. He asks for the finest room and starts going up the stairs with his female donkey. The manager sees him and asks where he's going with his donkey.
"Anywhere I go, she goes." "I'm sorry, sir," said the manager, "but you can't take the donkey upstairs. Leave it down here with us and we'll take good care of her." So Bozo goes up to his room and opens the door. Everything is made of gold, there is a table full of food, and a huge television. He doesn't want to ruin anything so he takes his raggedy coat off and sleeps on the floor. The next morning the manager comes up to the room and asks how his night was. ''Great!'' replied Bozo. ''How much do I have to pay?'' he asks. ''One thousand dollars for the food.'' ''But I haven't touched the food." ''It was right there, so you should have. Two thousand dollars for the TV." ''But I didn't even know how to turn the damn thing on!'' ''It was there, so you should have. Five thousand for sleeping on the bed." ''But I slept on the floor!'' ''It was there. Your total is eight thousand dollars." ''You owe me ten thousand dollars for screwing my donkey.'' ''But sir, I didn't screw your donkey.'' ''It was there. You should have!'' |
Stop trying, I know I've won.
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I should win. It was very hard to make up.
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LOL Not Bad Sooo far. Keep it coming :thumbsup
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A bit offensive maybe, but funny..
1. Q: What do you tell your wife when she comes to you with 2 black eyes? A: Nothing, you already told that bitch twice. 2. Q: What is the first thing a woman does when she comes home from the battered wives shelter? A: The dishes, if she knows whats good for her. ----------- Q: What's Superman eating for breakfast these days? A: Kryptonite, by the looks of him. |
Ok here is one for the canadians..
Why do canadians prefer the doggystyle position? so they can both watch the hockey game.. yeah yeah booo i know i know.. |
The best part is this is a true story.
I have a friend who tends bar, his name is Brad. He is a decent looking guy, and does very well with the girls. We were at a bar drinking one night, and he got jumped by a really good looking girl. The next day, I asked him how it went: He said ok, til later on. He was in the sack fooling around with the girl. He was a little unclean and had a five o clock shadow going from the night before. He told me that the after getting a wicked blowjob, the girl he was with said "I like it rough". He took this cue and started pimp slapping her all over his apartment. After a few times she started crying and asked him "WTF?". He said "you said you liked it rough". She said "no, no, I meant your face" |
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EVE,
OMG that is toooooooooooooooooo funny!!!! hahahahahahahahahaha damn, that really doesn't make man look very good though proving we do think only with our dicks hahahahahaha |
heres one for the ladies
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that, by mistake ended up in a man's head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet. "Hello-o-o!" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder. Still no answer. Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO! IS THERE ANYONE HERE?" Then she heard a faint voice from far, far away................ "We're down here...." |
what did the crippled kid get for christmas?
give up?.... CANCER! |
LOL GigaChris
Man that was a good one! ok i gotta stop reading on here.. i gotsta get work done! |
After a long night buying a foxy women drinks, Joe took advantage by giving her a ride home. After the walk to the door, the women asked Joe in for a nightcap...
One thing led to another ....After making love Joe rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, Joe asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer.", she said. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, Joe began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded Joe bewildered. Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation." |
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You Giga Folks are funny, Since you already use webmaster paradise I am going to give you http://www.flatratelive.com for Free for the month of December.
Merry x-Mas This plug in has better member retention then I have seen :thumbsup |
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I hereby formally cast my vote. :thumbsup |
Did I win?
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Look down into your shorts ---> that's a joke dude !
:evil-laug :thumbsup |
This guy was walking home from work one day when he saw a sign in the pet store window that said, "TALKING MONKEY, $50". The guy went inside and sure enough, the monkey could talk, so he bought him.
On the way home he asked the monkey for a favor. "I think my wife is cheating on me. I want you to follow her around all day tomorrow and come back at 5:30 and tell me what she does. You CAN tell time, can't you?" The monkey points to his teeny watch and says, "I do, I do." "Okay," says the man. "If you'll do that, I'll give you two bananas." "Okay, I do! I do!" said the monkey excitedly. Well, the man gets home at 5:30 and the monkey isn't there. 6:00, no monkey. 6:30, no monkey. Finally at 7:00 he hears a scratching at the door. He opens it and the monkey is standing there, all battered and bruised. His little clothes are ripped, his watch is busted and his hat is missing. "What happened!?" gasped the man. The monkey says, "I follow wife. She get into car with man. They go to hotel. I climb up in tree so I can see!" The monkey pauses so the man shrieks, "SO WHAT HAPPENED?" The monkey thinks for a moment and says, "Well, he play with she and she play with he... I play with me and fall out of tree!" :1orglaugh |
A little guy drives through the country and sees a beautiful young red haired chick standing under a tree.
Suddenly a HUGE Irish man jumps outta the bushes, makes the guy pull over, pulls him out and yells "Ya see dat redhaired girl over there? Look at her ya dirty scumbag!" The man, terrified, looks at her. "Now I want ya to pull down ya pants ya bastard!", the Irish man yells. "Y..Yes sir" says the man, not knowing what the fuck he wants from him. The Irish man yells "I want ya to look at her and masturbate now ya piece of shit". The man jacks off, it doesn't take him long to cum looking at the hot chick, "there, I'm done, sir". "Okay ya fuckface, now look at her and do it again!" says the Irish man. So the man pulls and pulls and cums again after a while. "Here sir, please let me go now" he says. "NO" yells the Irish man, "do it AGAIN!" So the guy tries and tries, no luck. So he says 'I'm sorry, kill me if you like but I can hardly keep it up now sir". "Okay" says the Irish man, "Now would you be kind enough to give my daughter a ride home", and he points at the redhaired girl. |
This is truly fucking horrible but here it goes.
Why did michael jackson hang his kid over the balcony...... GIve up..... To let the cum drain out. sorry |
what do you call a mexican with a rubber toe?
Roberto |
Why do guys like tampons with strings?
So they can floss after they eat! why don't girls wear dresses in the winter? So they don't get chapped lips.. *shrugs* TOM |
Gimme a break :1orglaugh
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