Soon to be EX GIRLFRIEND!! GRR Drinking now!
 

WTF would you do if your girlfriend got super pissed for talking to a bussines girl online or a college girl at school trying to get help with classes?.........Ok Now get this shit...This is what she had in here email BOX Her Friend "John" is like a brother to her Liess..




Dear Potential Candidate,



**By receiving this, it confirms my interest in the matters at hand**

So you are applying for the job of John?s g/f eh? LMAO. I should make you fill out an application; that would be funny. The following is a list of things I thought would help you judge your tolerance and willingness on how bad you really want things to work out between us, because I may or may not be what you are looking for in a b/f.

Before you go any further, remember this is only a test. You may begin.

1) I?m not really all that good with the whole b/f-g/f thing, so I?m going to warn you ahead of time. So you will need to cut me some slack and help me if I?m a lousy b/f. LOL.

2) I?m not always an asshole, BUT you need to be able to take everything I say with a grain or two of salt when I am being an asshole. What I?m saying is, if I ever morph into asshole mode, I don?t want you to be surprised on the way I?m acting, like as if you never knew I can be an asshole and I snuck it up on you.

3) I guess on the good side I won?t tell you what you can and can?t wear, but I have one small request, if you still wear those tight ass spandex pants you used to wear, please don?t wear them while I?m around, I really don?t like those.

4) I am not one of your rich bitch ex?s who have money to piss away, so I hope you?re not high maintenance because I?m not going to be spoiling you.

5) I don?t want to have to go over your house every time either of us wants to see the other, you could come over here once and a while.

6) You can no longer ignore me! Yea, that?s a big one, you like to do that.

7) I really don?t like using the phone that much, so I won?t be sitting on the phone with you for hours on end.

8) Don?t expect me to spend every waking moment with you. I won?t be around all the time.

9) I will have to ask you to never hit me in anger. You can yell and curse at me all you want, but don?t hit me. I?ll leave and not come back. But it?s ok if I?m making a joke at your expense and you slap me, I?ll understand. Other than that I don?t enjoy being hit. And in case you were wondering, NO, I would NOT hit you back, like I said I would just leave, and that would be it.

10) I will NOT watch Titanic with you. It?s a terrible movie.

You know if you really think about it, nothing would really change all that much, but at the same time it will be different. If you don?t have a problem with anything I?ve stated in this letter then things might work out; but if you have any doubts, you might want to rethink this decision. So if you choose to go with bizarre, the risky. Which happens to be me. LOL j/k. And you are sure about your decision, there is only one thing left for you to do and I?m not going to be helping you with it. Here is where you might have the most trouble. Once you make up your mind on if you choose me or not, you?ll need to let me know your answer. If you choose go ahead and go with me, please be aware that I will NOT make the first move, you will. This is your decision not mine. And if you are wondering, yes I know I?m not making this easy on you. That?s the whole point. It?s a test.

Pencils down. Please return your answer sheet to the appointed official in charge of this routine exam (that would be me, LOL).



Sincerely.
John



P.S. This actually started off as just a joke but the more I got into it, the more I was interested in what you thought. You?ll never believe how long it took to write this. It was hard to come up with shit to list.

I am so happy he calls me a RICH BITCH becuase I can pay the mother fucking bills while sitting on my AMERICAN ASS

A FUCKING MEN


-4th shot of mr JOSE HERE!@

What also is in her FUCKING mail box is guys Pictures that she trades with Tryin to get a fucking Hook up online WTF is that shit????!!?!? But I can't ask someone for help with my classess?


She can fucking go to a concert with out me? Movies with her "girlfriends" but I can't get a fucking BREAK!

BULL FUCKING SHIT

-5th shot now.

Too fucking long to bother reading! :thumbsup

ouch

pics?

Well let me cliff note it.


I am 23 years old I want to date you your only 16 years old

your ex was a rich bitch blah blah he is 19 blah blah blah blah blah blah I will threat you better I am 23 you are 16 you have a kid blah blah I love you...



<--19 years old..

Kristy = 16

I met her when I was 17 she claimed she was 16...Found out shit was 15..

We now have a son together!

No Legal BS We already figured that one out!

"law states I was a minor when I hooked up"

Yeah Give me a 2nd.

cool... :thumbsup

I am getting kinda wasted...So if someone wants to upload the pictues ther they are

http://facethejury.com/profile.asp?u...e=SexyKristy69

I wonder if I pop a few pills and end it all if everything will be better?


I am on my 6th one noww I am not feelin so hott

nice...orlando, fl...what's her number?

You like them under 18 also huh?

http://facethejury.com/profile.asp?user_name=Billabong

There is another picture of her holding up a sign in my profile.

Yes, Thats my and my son ryan.

I love microsoft word spell check.

Getting chained up with a girl when you are both that young is going to be trouble.

well at least she has a nice rack... :thumbsup

No, thats a bad plan, hang in there and find someone else.

Why is it that i want to end it all?

Why does it happen to me?

the worst part about this. I am going to have a hangover tomarrow and its gonna be a huge swell surfing. I wonder if I die while surfing if I will be rememberd more?

don't surf, play golf... you'll live that way

I have to surf.

I live and die just to surf.

why is it while drinking I feel even more depressed.

shit I can join the army and kill people but I can't legaly drink.

I really hate everything thats going on now. I dont know why i am being so emotional on a public adult webmaster board. maybe becuase I feel you share the same values and downfalls as me?

what the fuck ? she is 16 ... seek help .. for real ... be the babys father but why date a fucking 16 year old ? MY FUCKING GOD

Hell irc made that one dude famous.


:ak47: :ak47: I am gonna go out. for a walk. I am on # 7 I think now I am gonna puke bbl.

It happens to lots of people, some girls, some guys.

Just find a girl that is over 30, if not you will be going through the same thing when she hits 28.

we have been dating for 1 year 5 months

I have known her for atleast 2 years.

Fuck that bitch... Don't let her get you down.

kick that shit to the curb.

I know I will need a lawyer very soon. I am also scared. They keep presureing me into signing over my son to kristys parent's for full custody or someshit.

I DON'T want to do that. I can't afford the legal battles either.

btw she knows my Account on here and will be reading these posts in the morning I can almost gauretteee it...

ur chick owns you, u r on a msg board bitching about her, shes probly out sucking cock, which she has been for the past few months.

:thumbsup

Thanks you make me feel so much better :321GFY

no prob man, u know how girls are but u try to give them chances and they end up fucking u in the end, u should have kicked here to the curb long ago and slept with her best friend to make up for her being a bitch.

bitches arent worth it go find a real girl.

Dude, you guys were young. It's fucked up how she is being. And I know, they are young kids! I'm 21 and the chick i've known for 5 yrs is now 18 and she's a bitch. That's how the young women are, most of them don't give a shit about life, and just wanna get fucked!

jDoG

so u were 18 and she was 16? u fuckin geek u couldnt get girls even close to ur age. i think your trailer is on fire, uncle mitch dropped his cig buts.

Dude, ask yourself, is it worth it. Yes you have a kid, but you gotta think what is better for your kid and you at the same time! Maybe in a couple years everything will work out better, but right now, she's in the wild part of her life!

jDoG

Dude, why does that make a difference? Huh? Dude, 18 & 16 isn't a problem. In most states it isn't even illegal! Check the laws, most states are if their within 3 yrs age difference. And what is wrong with a chick that young and a guy 18?

What about people that are 20 and are going with someone 18? Or married couples that are 40 and their spouse is 45 or 50? It makes no difference and doesn't make him a geek!

jDoG

Actually if you join the army, you could drink @ 18 on the base i believe! :)

jDoG

I am not dead but I did puke a lot.

I hope she has a good excuse.

I still found true love with her.

In all fairness I think I need a womens point of view

fuck me I got a headache. If I had a webcam you would all die laughing.

I know how that feels. Well, honestly, you should talk to her about it. Discuss it and get her point of view and what she wants to do!

If we can't talk,
We can't communicate.
If we can't communicate,
We can't go on...

Dude, that is true right there!

jDoG

LOL, this is great !

That's mean.

:winkwink: