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Soon to be EX GIRLFRIEND!! GRR Drinking now!
WTF would you do if your girlfriend got super pissed for talking to a bussines girl online or a college girl at school trying to get help with classes?.........Ok Now get this shit...This is what she had in here email BOX Her Friend "John" is like a brother to her Liess..
Dear Potential Candidate, **By receiving this, it confirms my interest in the matters at hand** So you are applying for the job of John?s g/f eh? LMAO. I should make you fill out an application; that would be funny. The following is a list of things I thought would help you judge your tolerance and willingness on how bad you really want things to work out between us, because I may or may not be what you are looking for in a b/f. Before you go any further, remember this is only a test. You may begin. 1) I?m not really all that good with the whole b/f-g/f thing, so I?m going to warn you ahead of time. So you will need to cut me some slack and help me if I?m a lousy b/f. LOL. 2) I?m not always an asshole, BUT you need to be able to take everything I say with a grain or two of salt when I am being an asshole. What I?m saying is, if I ever morph into asshole mode, I don?t want you to be surprised on the way I?m acting, like as if you never knew I can be an asshole and I snuck it up on you. 3) I guess on the good side I won?t tell you what you can and can?t wear, but I have one small request, if you still wear those tight ass spandex pants you used to wear, please don?t wear them while I?m around, I really don?t like those. 4) I am not one of your rich bitch ex?s who have money to piss away, so I hope you?re not high maintenance because I?m not going to be spoiling you. 5) I don?t want to have to go over your house every time either of us wants to see the other, you could come over here once and a while. 6) You can no longer ignore me! Yea, that?s a big one, you like to do that. 7) I really don?t like using the phone that much, so I won?t be sitting on the phone with you for hours on end. 8) Don?t expect me to spend every waking moment with you. I won?t be around all the time. 9) I will have to ask you to never hit me in anger. You can yell and curse at me all you want, but don?t hit me. I?ll leave and not come back. But it?s ok if I?m making a joke at your expense and you slap me, I?ll understand. Other than that I don?t enjoy being hit. And in case you were wondering, NO, I would NOT hit you back, like I said I would just leave, and that would be it. 10) I will NOT watch Titanic with you. It?s a terrible movie. You know if you really think about it, nothing would really change all that much, but at the same time it will be different. If you don?t have a problem with anything I?ve stated in this letter then things might work out; but if you have any doubts, you might want to rethink this decision. So if you choose to go with bizarre, the risky. Which happens to be me. LOL j/k. And you are sure about your decision, there is only one thing left for you to do and I?m not going to be helping you with it. Here is where you might have the most trouble. Once you make up your mind on if you choose me or not, you?ll need to let me know your answer. If you choose go ahead and go with me, please be aware that I will NOT make the first move, you will. This is your decision not mine. And if you are wondering, yes I know I?m not making this easy on you. That?s the whole point. It?s a test. Pencils down. Please return your answer sheet to the appointed official in charge of this routine exam (that would be me, LOL). Sincerely. John P.S. This actually started off as just a joke but the more I got into it, the more I was interested in what you thought. You?ll never believe how long it took to write this. It was hard to come up with shit to list. |
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I am so happy he calls me a RICH BITCH becuase I can pay the mother fucking bills while sitting on my AMERICAN ASS
A FUCKING MEN -4th shot of mr JOSE HERE!@ |
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What also is in her FUCKING mail box is guys Pictures that she trades with Tryin to get a fucking Hook up online WTF is that shit????!!?!? But I can't ask someone for help with my classess?
She can fucking go to a concert with out me? Movies with her "girlfriends" but I can't get a fucking BREAK! BULL FUCKING SHIT -5th shot now. |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jul 2003
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Too fucking long to bother reading!
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Push Porn Like Weight.
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ouch
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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pics?
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I am 23 years old I want to date you your only 16 years old your ex was a rich bitch blah blah he is 19 blah blah blah blah blah blah I will threat you better I am 23 you are 16 you have a kid blah blah I love you... <--19 years old.. Kristy = 16 I met her when I was 17 she claimed she was 16...Found out shit was 15.. We now have a son together! No Legal BS We already figured that one out! "law states I was a minor when I hooked up" |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I am getting kinda wasted...So if someone wants to upload the pictues ther they are
http://facethejury.com/profile.asp?u...e=SexyKristy69 |
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I wonder if I pop a few pills and end it all if everything will be better?
I am on my 6th one noww I am not feelin so hott |
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I am cool
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http://facethejury.com/profile.asp?user_name=Billabong
There is another picture of her holding up a sign in my profile. Yes, Thats my and my son ryan. I love microsoft word spell check. |
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Getting chained up with a girl when you are both that young is going to be trouble.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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well at least she has a nice rack...
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No, thats a bad plan, hang in there and find someone else. |
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Why is it that i want to end it all?
Why does it happen to me? the worst part about this. I am going to have a hangover tomarrow and its gonna be a huge swell surfing. I wonder if I die while surfing if I will be rememberd more? |
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don't surf, play golf... you'll live that way
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I have to surf.
I live and die just to surf. why is it while drinking I feel even more depressed. shit I can join the army and kill people but I can't legaly drink. I really hate everything thats going on now. I dont know why i am being so emotional on a public adult webmaster board. maybe becuase I feel you share the same values and downfalls as me? |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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what the fuck ? she is 16 ... seek help .. for real ... be the babys father but why date a fucking 16 year old ? MY FUCKING GOD
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Hell irc made that one dude famous.
I am gonna go out. for a walk. I am on # 7 I think now I am gonna puke bbl. |
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It happens to lots of people, some girls, some guys. Just find a girl that is over 30, if not you will be going through the same thing when she hits 28. |
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I have known her for atleast 2 years. |
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Chafed.
Join Date: May 2002
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Fuck that bitch... Don't let her get you down.
kick that shit to the curb. |
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I know I will need a lawyer very soon. I am also scared. They keep presureing me into signing over my son to kristys parent's for full custody or someshit.
I DON'T want to do that. I can't afford the legal battles either. |
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btw she knows my Account on here and will be reading these posts in the morning I can almost gauretteee it...
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I AM WEB 2.0
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ur chick owns you, u r on a msg board bitching about her, shes probly out sucking cock, which she has been for the past few months.
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I AM WEB 2.0
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bitches arent worth it go find a real girl. |
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jDoG
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jDoG
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What about people that are 20 and are going with someone 18? Or married couples that are 40 and their spouse is 45 or 50? It makes no difference and doesn't make him a geek! jDoG
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jDoG
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I am not dead but I did puke a lot.
I hope she has a good excuse. I still found true love with her. |
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In all fairness I think I need a womens point of view
fuck me I got a headache. If I had a webcam you would all die laughing. |
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If we can't talk, We can't communicate. If we can't communicate, We can't go on... Dude, that is true right there! jDoG
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So Fucking Banned
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LOL, this is great !
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H.B.I.C.
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That's mean. |
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drugs are bad....
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Eee GAds! By that email letter, that guys sounds BORING AS HELL, UGH!
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Chafed.
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kick that bitch to the kerb.
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mmm yeah!
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you fucked up now your going to be paying child support for the next 18 years. you should have known this relationship wasn't going to amount to much in the beginning when she lied about her age. young dumb and full of cum. good luck hope everything works out for the best.
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I'm not going to continue reading your comments on here Stitch but here is what you HAVE to do.
#1 Stop drinking whatever the fuck you are drinking and clear the house of all booze. trust me, this will save your sanity over the long haul because this is going to be a long hard ride bud. #2 Wake up tomorrow with a plan, a plan that follows as... Call a lawyer, get a restraining order against her for your son and seek full custody. If she is sharing pics of her and your son together trying to pick up guys online she is putting your son in emotional and possibly physical harm's way. You are old enough to raise that child, making decent money and are a hell of a lot more able to raise your child than her. Being a mother is a full time job and she managed to find time to get your son involved with a strange man. That's how it really is... she may be looking for new cock but she is also bringing your son into this. She is too young to look after a child not to mention I seem to remember some shit she pulled with you in the past. That just goes to show, she is not stable.. Not to mention, her parents trying to get you to give up YOUR child to them is not only ridiculous it's also not their place to even make such suggestions. You are 19 years old, a man. Be a man and be a dad to your son. Get rid of that two timing child you are dating and build a good life for you and your son. Good luck man. |
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women suck
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Same advice he got two years ago.
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