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PersianKitty 08-14-2003 11:14 PM

The sky is falling! Microsoft is down.
 
Even tho they claimed to be 'braced'.

Digipimp 08-14-2003 11:15 PM

Having a Microsuck own3d computer is a nightmare even for them.

Theo 08-14-2003 11:15 PM

hehe and im getting on windows update the following:

Service Unavailable

Pointless 08-14-2003 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
Even tho they claimed to be 'braced'.
anyone got bills cell number?

digifan 08-14-2003 11:16 PM

it is not the first time, they were down for hours two days earlier or so.

steffie 08-14-2003 11:16 PM

Wow,, incredible, I don't think I ever seen that site down.. But it is,,

Weasel 08-14-2003 11:18 PM

We use Mac in Latvia

Spunky 08-14-2003 11:21 PM

Preparing for round 2? I heard it was supposed to happen Saturday

twistyneck 08-14-2003 11:24 PM

Who the fuck cares?

HPsWebHo 08-14-2003 11:27 PM

http://www.wired.com/news/technology...,41412,00.html

SomeCreep 08-14-2003 11:30 PM

cant believe they're down, you'd think they'd have about 100 backup servers connected to to at least a few different ISP backbones

Lane 08-14-2003 11:33 PM

hotmail and msn are up though

sacX 08-14-2003 11:37 PM

works for me.

Rochard 08-14-2003 11:40 PM

I just called Bill on his cell. He told me to go fuck myself.

slackologist 08-14-2003 11:42 PM

they were braced, like braced in a plane seat waiting for it to crash, yes.

Holly 08-14-2003 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by twistyneck
Who the fuck cares?
Fuck off.

KC 08-15-2003 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
Even tho they claimed to be 'braced'.
They need to run some FreeBSD boxes :)

twistyneck 08-15-2003 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly

Fuck off.

I'm hurt.

pamphage 08-15-2003 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by twistyneck
Who the fuck cares?
i think it's cool :thumbsup the world needs more examples of how much microsoft sucks. then more people will use linux. then more developers will write new games for linux, and i'll be able to get rid of windows for good, because games is the only thing windows has going for it IMHO.

twistyneck 08-15-2003 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pamphage


i think it's cool :thumbsup the world needs more examples of how much microsoft sucks. then more people will use linux. then more developers will write new games for linux, and i'll be able to get rid of windows for good, because games is the only thing windows has going for it IMHO.

That's not the point. Their site is down. BFD.

DonCorleone 08-15-2003 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PersianKitty
Even tho they claimed to be 'braced'.
I love you.

Let's have wild sex!
:Graucho

pamphage 08-15-2003 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by twistyneck


That's not the point. Their site is down. BFD.

hm. are you sure YOU aren't the one missing the point? *WHY* is the site down? *WHY* is the main website of a billion dollar corporation who MAKES operating systems and wishes to eventually dominate the current backbone of the internet (UNIX) down for even 5 minutes, let alone the time it has been down today?

Ok, look at it this way: You meet a chick with bad oral hygene...just imagine what it's like down between her legs.

Holly 08-15-2003 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by twistyneck


I'm hurt.

:waaaaahh
Then stay your ass in all the "macs r s0 k3wl" threads if you don't care. If you want, I can give you the url of good board that you can post all your mac-lover shit. I think you'd like it there.

:pimp

twistyneck 08-15-2003 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pamphage


hm. are you sure YOU aren't the one missing the point? *WHY* is the site down? *WHY* is the main website of a billion dollar corporation who MAKES operating systems and wishes to eventually dominate the current backbone of the internet (UNIX) down for even 5 minutes, let alone the time it has been down today?

Ok, look at it this way: You meet a chick with bad oral hygene...just imagine what it's like down between her legs.

You know, your group home really should tighten up its internet usage policy.

twistyneck 08-15-2003 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly

:waaaaahh
Then stay your ass in all the "macs r s0 k3wl" threads if you don't care. If you want, I can give you the url of good board that you can post all your mac-lover shit. I think you'd like it there.

:pimp

Stop crying. This isn't a Microsoft sucks thing, I just don't see why anyone would care that their site is down. It's not like it won't be up and running again. It's non-news, a non-event. Again, big fucking deal.

pudcat 08-15-2003 12:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by twistyneck
Who the fuck cares?
not me, though if I used microsoft software I'd be fucking worried.

incompetent programmers, incompetent sys admins... what next?

pudcat 08-15-2003 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by twistyneck
Stop crying. This isn't a Microsoft sucks thing, I just don't see why anyone would care that their site is down. It's not like it won't be up and running again. It's non-news, a non-event. Again, big fucking deal.
If I relied on microsoft software for a living I'd be damn worried... or you don't think it's an issue?

Holly 08-15-2003 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by twistyneck
This isn't a Microsoft sucks thing
Yeah, right. I think we both know what url was coming next. I like to think of this as what our current administration calls "a preemptive strike".

adamneve 08-15-2003 12:38 AM

Power Stations are getting even with Microsoft.... :1orglaugh

Snowone 08-15-2003 12:41 AM

Microsoft is like TV Evangelists...

Do as I say, not as I do.

Case 1:

Microsoft urged customers to fix a vulnerability in the SQL Server 2000 software, but it apparently hadn't taken its own advice.

Case 2:

Proving again that it doesn't practice what it preaches, Microsoft on Thursday confirmed that the Code Red worm infected servers used for its Hotmail Web-based e-mail service. This isn't the first time that Microsoft has neglected to install its own security patch.

Case 3:

Microsoft made itself vulnerable to attacks and outages by setting up its four DNS servers on one subnet.

twistyneck 08-15-2003 12:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly

Yeah, right. I think we both know what url was coming next. I like to think of this as what our current administration calls "a preemptive strike".

Just for you hon.

http://www.apple.com/switch

lEricPl 08-15-2003 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Snowone
Microsoft is like TV Evangelists...

Do as I say, not as I do.

Case 1:

Microsoft urged customers to fix a vulnerability in the SQL Server 2000 software, but it apparently hadn't taken its own advice.

Case 2:

Proving again that it doesn't practice what it preaches, Microsoft on Thursday confirmed that the Code Red worm infected servers used for its Hotmail Web-based e-mail service. This isn't the first time that Microsoft has neglected to install its own security patch.

Case 3:

Microsoft made itself vulnerable to attacks and outages by setting up its four DNS servers on one subnet.



Those are like 3-4 years old.


Lame

lEricPl 08-15-2003 01:21 AM

Also,

Anyone else notice that is may not be just MS?

www.paypal.com is down.

www.foxnews.com was down for a while.

I'm sure there are many others.

Snowone 08-15-2003 01:25 AM

Case 1 is from this year.

(January 27, 2003, 4:27 PM PT )

Case 2 is 2 years old.

Case 3 is 2.5 years old.

Looks like a repeating pattern...

Snowone 08-15-2003 01:27 AM

paypal has a scheduled maintenence window tonight/morning.

CDSmith 08-15-2003 01:29 AM

Twistyneck is right on one point though. I really only care when *MY* sites are down (or those owned by people I like, or those of my larger trades).

microsoft.com can suck my ass.

lEricPl 08-15-2003 01:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Snowone
Case 1 is from this year.

(January 27, 2003, 4:27 PM PT )

Case 2 is 2 years old.

Case 3 is 2.5 years old.

Looks like a repeating pattern...

It's still lame.

Do you want to oust one super power and replace it with another?

Lame Lame Lame

Tell me...when Billions of stupid home users are using a Linux OS on their desktop....do you really think there won't be just as many virii/hacks/worms/problems as there are now?

MS is just the one to attack right now because so many people use Windows on their desktop.

Think - Think - Think

lEricPl 08-15-2003 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Snowone
paypal has a scheduled maintenence window tonight/morning.
The site is down for me.

There is no maintenence message.


I get a DNS error.

We can't find "www.paypal.com"

CDSmith 08-15-2003 01:32 AM

In fact, any company like MS (who is happy to sell you their shit for $3k+ per every few years, then turn around and charge you $35 for a lousy tech support call) can suck my ass.

bugout 08-15-2003 01:34 AM

they're back up..


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