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lEricPl 08-15-2003 01:35 AM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
In fact, any company like MS (who is happy to sell you their shit for $3k+ per every few years, then turn around and charge you $35 for a lousy tech support call) can suck my ass.
Do you really want them to provide free phone support to billions of people for a $100.00 - $200.00 product?

Get Real Man.

There is plently of free support at microsoft.com

lEricPl 08-15-2003 01:37 AM

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Originally posted by bugout
they're back up..
Cool.

But Wait!

paypal.com is STILL down?

Don't they use Linux or something?

Linux must suck!

(See how lame that sounds?)

lEricPl 08-15-2003 01:44 AM

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Originally posted by pudcat


not me, though if I used microsoft software I'd be fucking worried.

incompetent programmers, incompetent sys admins... what next?

:1orglaugh

haha!

Yeah, Okay.

Only 8000+ of the brightest and best paid Programmers in the World work at Microsoft.

Lame!



"This ain't no Micky Mouse Opperation Son."

:)

CDSmith 08-15-2003 01:59 AM

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Originally posted by lEricPl
Do you really want them to provide free phone support to billions of people for a $100.00 - $200.00 product?

Get Real Man.

There is plently of free support at microsoft.com

I don't give a shit about billions of people. Don't you get it? I care about the one call I made to them last year, after my system crashed and I had to reformat and reinstall Windows. I ran into a small glitch in the registration process, which held me up for 4 hours the first night on the phone with my warranty tech support guy, and an extra 5 hours the next day while on the phone with HP, then MS, then back to HP, both of whom wanted $35 before they would fucking help me.

It was a *Windows glitch*, not a CDSmith glitch.

I finally spoke with a techie at the computer service desk over at Future Shop of all places, and he told me how to get past that Windows glitch in about 8 seconds.... and charged me fuck all. Good thing I told MS and Hewlett-Packard to shove their $35 fee where the sun don't shine.


Yeah, somebody needs to get real.

IMP^or^SNiTL.e 08-15-2003 02:03 AM

bought time

cash69 08-15-2003 02:05 AM

they are probably doing alot of updates right now.. and probably spent millions on more servers.. on saturday that virus is going to start attacking their sites.. i think on cnn it said it would be about 2 - 3 million computers attacking their site.. i wonder if they can stay up thru that.. if you update 1 computer they gotta go thru and update all 500 other one's.. i think they might go down for a week :(

stevent37 08-15-2003 02:12 AM

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Originally posted by PersianKitty
Even tho they claimed to be 'braced'.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news PK But I been tryin to submit to your site for an hour now and your down to

lEricPl 08-15-2003 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
I don't give a shit about billions of people. Don't you get it? I care about the one call I made to them last year, after my system crashed and I had to reformat and reinstall Windows. I ran into a small glitch in the registration process, which held me up for 4 hours the first night on the phone with my warranty tech support guy, and an extra 5 hours the next day while on the phone with HP, then MS, then back to HP, both of whom wanted $35 before they would fucking help me.

It was a *Windows glitch*, not a CDSmith glitch.

I finally spoke with a techie at the computer service desk over at Future Shop of all places, and he told me how to get past that Windows glitch in about 8 seconds.... and charged me fuck all. Good thing I told MS and Hewlett-Packard to shove their $35 fee where the sun don't shine.


Yeah, somebody needs to get real.


So you hate HP too?

Did you try sending an Email to MS? Did you try searching the MS site? Did you try the support groups? Ahhh. I'm sure the techie at the computer service desk did :) Do you think he paid $35 to fix that 'simple' problem? I doubt it.

What was this small glitch that MS was at fault for?

cash69 08-15-2003 02:16 AM

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Originally posted by stevent37

I hate to be the bearer of bad news PK But I been tryin to submit to your site for an hour now and your down to

:1orglaugh linux is down just as much as win2k is.. just when win2k goes down everybody likes to make a huge deal about it and say how much it sucks

pudcat 08-15-2003 03:14 AM

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Originally posted by lEricPl


:1orglaugh

haha!

Yeah, Okay.

Only 8000+ of the brightest and best paid Programmers in the World work at Microsoft.

Lame!

"This ain't no Micky Mouse Opperation Son."

:)

u haven't noticed that windows has another major security hole in it that is getting majorly exploited?

what the hell is their problem? they've got 8000+ of the brightest and $40billion+ in cash yet they still can't build secure products.

Reactive patches aren't going to fix their problems.

pudcat 08-15-2003 03:21 AM

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Originally posted by lEricPl



So you hate HP too?

Did you try sending an Email to MS? Did you try searching the MS site? Did you try the support groups? Ahhh. I'm sure the techie at the computer service desk did :) Do you think he paid $35 to fix that 'simple' problem? I doubt it.

What was this small glitch that MS was at fault for?

correct me if I'm wrong, though it's pretty fucking difficult to access the internet when your computer doesn't work :321GFY

of course if you have more than one it's easy though not everyone does :)

lEricPl 08-15-2003 03:30 AM

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Originally posted by pudcat

u haven't noticed that windows has another major security hole in it that is getting majorly exploited?

what the hell is their problem? they've got 8000+ of the brightest and $40billion+ in cash yet they still can't build secure products.

Reactive patches aren't going to fix their problems.




Do you really think it would be any different if the 'key' company was called Linux or Mac?

Compare Cars to Software.

Ford Motor Company.

Multi Billion dollar company.

Some of the brightest engineers in the world.

Why can't they get things right the first time? Why do they have recalls so they can fix things?



There are hundreds of 'Security' companies that do nothing but look for flaws in Windows.

Most are PAID by MS to do just that. Some are not. Most of these Exploits are not even used by hackers. They are just 'discovered' and then abused.

Think about software in general. Think about the internet. Flaws and security holes are EVERYWHERE. Not just in MS software. Most are not even known.

There is no way you will be able to catch every loop hole. There are tens of thousands of people every day that do nothing but try to find holes in software.

Tell me...what if hundreds of well paid companies and tens of thousands of hackers tried finding holes in *nix software EVERY DAY? What do you think would happen?

It just so happens MS is the Key company in the game right now.

Do you really think it would be any different if the key company was called Linux or Mac?

lEricPl 08-15-2003 03:33 AM

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Originally posted by pudcat


correct me if I'm wrong, though it's pretty fucking difficult to access the internet when your computer doesn't work :321GFY

of course if you have more than one it's easy though not everyone does :)


So you're telling me to fuck off becuase you could not get online?

Anyway...what was the glitch?

CDSmith 08-15-2003 03:59 AM

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Originally posted by lEricPl
So you hate HP too?
I'll stop you right there skippy. I never used the word hate anywhere. What I don't like is the idea of me paying thousands to a company, then when something goes wrong with what that company sold me they try charging me more money for them to help me fix a problem with their product.

If you can't see that, then there is no point in continuing this line of the discussion.

Quote:

Originally posted by lEricPl
Did you try sending an Email to MS? Did you try searching the MS site? Did you try the support groups? Ahhh. I'm sure the techie at the computer service desk did :) Do you think he paid $35 to fix that 'simple' problem? I doubt it.
Second-guessing someone else's problem is easy from the cheap seats. You're being a bozo. why? Email was not an option, I had no time to fuck around waiting for emails to be answered. Some of us are webmasters here, not kids peckering off with a new hobby. Plus it helps to have a working system before attempting internet connection, or do you have some new connectivity that doesn't require a computer with a working OS.

Fact is, I followed a chain of advice starting with the warranty providers that I PAID an extra $500 to have at my beck and call. When their own techies couldn't get me past the glitch, they passed me on to Microsoft. I couldn't phone MS because it was late on a Saturday night, so I called them the next day. Through all the "hold" time and such, and being passed from one rep to another, they finally said I should call HP. I did so, and after more hold time and more transfers I was eventually told to call MS! I played this game until their bottom line was that they would need $35 in order to tell me how to solve a problem that was obviously theirs. The MS rep I spoke to, after hearing me describe what I was up against, admitted that it was in inherant glitch in the Windows ME registration process.

And the only reason the Future Shop techie knew about it was because guys like him actually install Windows on hundreds of computers on a monthly basis, so he is familiar with these little gitches. That was the first time I had to reformat the HD on this computer using ME, and I had not encountered anything like that problem before. Hello? Anybody?


The details of the glitch are too much to get it all layed out here properly for you. You'll just have to buy Win ME, partition a new drive, set up a dual boot and try to install it..... you'll come to it eventually and then you'll know.

pudcat 08-15-2003 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lEricPl

Do you really think it would be any different if the 'key' company was called Linux or Mac?

Compare Cars to Software.

Ford Motor Company.

Multi Billion dollar company.

Some of the brightest engineers in the world.

Why can't they get things right the first time? Why do they have recalls so they can fix things?

There are hundreds of 'Security' companies that do nothing but look for flaws in Windows.

Most are PAID by MS to do just that. Some are not. Most of these Exploits are not even used by hackers. They are just 'discovered' and then abused.

Think about software in general. Think about the internet. Flaws and security holes are EVERYWHERE. Not just in MS software. Most are not even known.

There is no way you will be able to catch every loop hole. There are tens of thousands of people every day that do nothing but try to find holes in software.

Tell me...what if hundreds of well paid companies and tens of thousands of hackers tried finding holes in *nix software EVERY DAY? What do you think would happen?

It just so happens MS is the Key company in the game right now.

Do you really think it would be any different if the key company was called Linux or Mac?

1. I do not believe in security through obscurity, so for that reason I do believe it is different with Linux and the BSD's... personally I don't believe it would be terribly different with macs.

2. do some searching for GM/Microsoft comparisons... there was some famous comments from a couple of years back, someone posted them here earlier today or yesterday.

3. there are plenty of people (both hackers, crackers and security professionals) that try to find bugs in all the other operating systems, the biggest difference with the microsoft (and I'm sure many closed source companies) is that their security is done reacting to issues rather than preventing them.

You seem to be under the false impression that money is the only thing that makes software work... surely you must realise (it appears from your site that you are a coder) that the best work most coders do is their own work rather than work for someone else, what motivation is there for programmers at microsoft to pump out good quality code? they're still going to get their paycheque...

lEricPl 08-15-2003 04:09 AM

Well,

It seems pudcat and CDSmith really don't like MS.

I have never had a problem.

The best I can tell you is switch to *nix.

Goodluck.

CDSmith 08-15-2003 04:14 AM

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Originally posted by lEricPl
Well,

It seems pudcat and CDSmith really don't like MS.

I have never had a problem.

The best I can tell you is switch to *nix.

Goodluck.

Dude, you obviously have receptor problems. Try whacking yourself upside the head like some people do to their TV, it might help. What I said, for the nth time, is that I don't like the fucking idea of paying a fee so that some company can do me the fucking honor of telling me how to get past a glitch that is in THEIR product.


What, am I fucking saying it wrong?





Do you own stock in MS, is that it?

lEricPl 08-15-2003 05:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
What I said, for the nth time, is that I don't like the fucking idea of paying a fee so that some company can do me the fucking honor of telling me how to get past a glitch that is in THEIR product.

What was the glitch again?


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