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NoCarrier 03-31-2003 03:51 PM
Cologroup? What the hell happened with the site design?!?!?!
 
LOL! http://www.cologroup.com

Is this a joke or what?

The virtual servers are back and the design really suck.


WTF?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

candyflip 03-31-2003 03:53 PM
April Fool's is tomorrow :Graucho

After taking a look at that, I sure hope it's a joke.

mule 03-31-2003 03:54 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by NoCarrier
LOL! http://www.cologroup.com

Is this a joke or what?

The virtual servers are back and the design really suck.


WTF?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Yep, that design looks like a TennisAss original :)

Gutterboy 03-31-2003 03:55 PM
ew

LiveDose 03-31-2003 03:57 PM
hehe... :eek7 :Hollering

eroswebmaster 03-31-2003 03:59 PM
uhmm...okay.

CosmicKitten 03-31-2003 03:59 PM
damn that is horrible, yet a better representation of their services :1orglaugh

BRISK 03-31-2003 04:00 PM
SWEET GLORIOUS JEBUS! Thats ugly

Cheshire 03-31-2003 04:01 PM
Template?

HungSolo 03-31-2003 04:06 PM
Copyrighted by Company name, All rights reserved, 2002

ZoiNk 03-31-2003 04:12 PM
That is hilarious. Personal recommendation after seeing that:
www.isprime.com
ZoiNk

Gutterboy 03-31-2003 04:14 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by HungSolo
Copyrighted by Company name, All rights reserved, 2002
:1orglaugh

rossiya2 03-31-2003 04:25 PM
If one of you boys wants to make constructive suggestions I am all ears.

alman 03-31-2003 04:27 PM
if you're going to use a template, use a better one than this :)

Jakke PNG 03-31-2003 04:29 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by rossiya2
If one of you boys wants to make constructive suggestions I am all ears.
http://www.webinc.com

Captain P 03-31-2003 04:40 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by rossiya2
If one of you boys wants to make constructive suggestions I am all ears.

Take that down NOW !!!!

That's my best advice.

At the very least, change the title of the page from 'Template' to something a bit more appropriate... like maybe.... oh, I don't know.... cologroup.com maybe....


That design really is horrible and has no business representing a hosting company.

rossiya2 03-31-2003 04:41 PM
OK I am looking into it thanks

FATPad 03-31-2003 04:41 PM
It's a great template for someone selling gel-caplets.

mule 03-31-2003 04:45 PM
rossiya2, does that site run on a Cologroup server? It's damned slow....not really a good recommendation for a hosting company

rossiya2 03-31-2003 05:16 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by mule
rossiya2, does that site run on a Cologroup server? It's damned slow....not really a good recommendation for a hosting company
File graphics must be big to support the transparency in windows. Netscape can use much smaller graphics because it supports png transparency directly without being piped through VBasic DirectX subroutines. So Explorer loads much larger images then fusses with drawing them correctly.

But it's back to time worn techniques to make the page load faster.

Groove 03-31-2003 05:24 PM
Slick design Myles! :thumbsup

Is it your handiwork?

Cheshire 03-31-2003 05:35 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by rossiya2
File graphics must be big to support the transparency in windows. Netscape can use much smaller graphics because it supports png transparency directly without being piped through VBasic DirectX subroutines. So Explorer loads much larger images then fusses with drawing them correctly.

But it's back to time worn techniques to make the page load faster.
Sometimes I wish there were 'verbal littering' laws.

Groove 03-31-2003 05:37 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Cheshire


Sometimes I wish there were 'verbal littering' laws.
:thumbsup

Pointless 03-31-2003 05:44 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by HungSolo
Copyrighted by Company name, All rights reserved, 2002
hehehe i just noticed that :1orglaugh

Sly_RJ 03-31-2003 05:47 PM
What the fuck?

Does Myles work at Cologroup again?

Smegma 03-31-2003 05:48 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by rossiya2


File graphics must be big to support the transparency in windows. Netscape can use much smaller graphics because it supports png transparency directly without being piped through VBasic DirectX subroutines. So Explorer loads much larger images then fusses with drawing them correctly.

But it's back to time worn techniques to make the page load faster.
Miles - I have never seen anyone complicate something so simple in all my life. Are you taking your meds?

ronbotx 03-31-2003 05:58 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by rossiya2


File graphics must be big to support the transparency in windows. Netscape can use much smaller graphics because it supports png transparency directly without being piped through VBasic DirectX subroutines. So Explorer loads much larger images then fusses with drawing them correctly.

But it's back to time worn techniques to make the page load faster.
That is the biggest crock of babbling bullshit I've have ever heard.... and there is lots of it on this board.
Perhaps we should chip in and buy Miles a copy "HTML for Dummies"?:eek2

quiet 03-31-2003 06:01 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by rossiya2


File graphics must be big to support the transparency in windows. Netscape can use much smaller graphics because it supports png transparency directly without being piped through VBasic DirectX subroutines. So Explorer loads much larger images then fusses with drawing them correctly.

But it's back to time worn techniques to make the page load faster.
ahahahaha

BRISK 03-31-2003 06:03 PM
:glugglug

mrthumbs 03-31-2003 06:04 PM
http://www.thumbsz.com/cologroup.jpg

truly amazing

Groove 03-31-2003 06:18 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by ronbotx

Perhaps we should chip in and buy Miles a copy "HTML for Dummies"?:eek2
I'll chip-in :) But I don't think it will do much good unless he starts taking his medication!

Myles, shall we buy you some lithium too?

BRISK 03-31-2003 06:24 PM
So whatever happened to this? http://board.gofuckyourself.com/show...threadid=88120

It seems like Myles was never fired, maybe he does own part of cologroup?

I'd love to know the truth even though I'm not a cologroup client anymore.

notjoe 03-31-2003 06:25 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by FATPad
It's a great template for someone selling gel-caplets.
:thumbsup

jact 03-31-2003 06:28 PM
That is so funny.

Kevlar 03-31-2003 06:36 PM
:1orglaugh

That's priceless, "Template" is the title.

Groove 03-31-2003 07:33 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by BRISK
So whatever happened to this? http://board.gofuckyourself.com/show...threadid=88120

It seems like Myles was never fired, maybe he does own part of cologroup?

I'd love to know the truth even though I'm not a cologroup client anymore.
I'd love to know too!

Maybe Jason can tell us the full story? :)

nofx 03-31-2003 07:44 PM
http://www.cologroup.com/nowhere is the url for the add to cart button, and if you mouse over it, it saids 'Hi there' ??? wtf

NoCarrier 03-31-2003 07:47 PM
I feel sooooooooooo sorry for the current customers..

Good luck guys. :1orglaugh

mrthumbs 03-31-2003 07:49 PM
did anyone notice the button on the left?

http://www.cologroup.com/images/120x600-subs-1.gif

natas 03-31-2003 08:08 PM
too funny!! :1orglaugh

"mummy mummy look at my first website" LOL


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