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Bryan G 09-29-2013 07:30 AM

Phuket
 
Hey Folks,

Anyone been to Phuket before? Heading there in about 3 weeks for 10 days.

Zeiss 09-29-2013 07:49 AM

Never been there. Show us pics when you get back! :1orglaugh

L-Pink 09-29-2013 07:58 AM

Ten bucks says you don't get thru customs if you're wearing that scarf.

Chosen 09-29-2013 07:59 AM

What would you want to know?

VforVendetta 09-29-2013 08:19 AM

Patong in Phuket area is the most expansive city of Thailand. A lot of whores, but i don't like too much the beaches around, the only i like is Paradise Beach...if you want you can take the boat from there and go to Phi Phi Island, one of the most beautiful places of Thailand.

ErectMedia 09-29-2013 08:31 AM

I was gonna go once but said Phuket :thumbsup


Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19816061)
Ten bucks says you don't get thru customs if you're wearing that scarf.

:1orglaugh

Bryan G 09-29-2013 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19816061)
Ten bucks says you don't get thru customs if you're wearing that scarf.

:thumbsup

Bryan G 09-29-2013 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VforVendetta (Post 19816078)
Patong in Phuket area is the most expansive city of Thailand. A lot of whores, but i don't like too much the beaches around, the only i like is Paradise Beach...if you want you can take the boat from there and go to Phi Phi Island, one of the most beautiful places of Thailand.

I'll be staying in Rawai.

L-Pink 09-29-2013 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bryan G (Post 19816089)
:thumbsup

Couldn't help it and really needed a chuckle today.

SilentKnight 09-29-2013 09:33 AM

Go Phuk Yourself. :winkwink:

DWB 09-29-2013 09:45 AM

Don't rent a jet ski. Many renters have to pay for damage they didn't create. Some have to buy a new jet ski. It's an ongoing scam and the police are in on it, taking 20% of the money.

If you refuse to pay, you get attacked.

Shit like this happens all the time:

http://phuketwan.com/tourism/phuket-...ng-sign-18900/
http://phuketwan.com/tourism/tourist...pattaya-15857/
http://thailandjetskiscamt.blogspot.com/
http://www.phuket.com/phuket-magazine/phuket-scams.htm

Also watch your motorbike if you rent one. They scam a lot on those too. ALWAYS lie about where you are staying so it's harder for the bike owner to find their bike so they can't steal it from you while you sleep.

Other than the scams, it's a fun place to holiday.

Chosen 09-29-2013 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bryan G (Post 19816090)
I'll be staying in Rawai.

Good for you :thumbsup

Scott McD 09-29-2013 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 19816129)
Don't rent a jet ski. Many renters have to pay for damage they didn't create. Some have to buy a new jet ski. It's an ongoing scam and the police are in on it, taking 20% of the money.

If you refuse to pay, you get attacked.

Shit like this happens all the time:

http://phuketwan.com/tourism/phuket-...ng-sign-18900/
http://phuketwan.com/tourism/tourist...pattaya-15857/
http://thailandjetskiscamt.blogspot.com/
http://www.phuket.com/phuket-magazine/phuket-scams.htm

Also watch your motorbike if you rent one. They scam a lot on those too. ALWAYS lie about where you are staying so it's harder for the bike owner to find their bike so they can't steal it from you while you sleep.

Other than the scams, it's a fun place to holiday.


Lovely. :helpme

klinton 09-29-2013 02:45 PM

touristic ghetto.......

mineistaken 09-29-2013 03:05 PM

overhyped destination

Phoenix 09-29-2013 04:13 PM

make sure to do a package check

just sayin

escorpio 09-29-2013 05:04 PM

Bring me back a "Thailand is for Perverts" T-shirt.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 09-29-2013 07:04 PM



:stoned

ADG

glamvideos 09-29-2013 08:48 PM

I am leaving this end of october to Phuket. We rented a villa :) Check out phuket villas.

BaldBastard 09-29-2013 09:48 PM

Not a lot happens in Rawai its a fishing village, however if your into seafood.. its paradise.

Buy your seafood at the beach, take it to one of the many restaurants across the road and they cook it for you. Rawai is a very quiet area far away from the hustles of Patong. I prefer to stay in Kata, but its over run with Russians now and as mentioned a trip to PhiPhi is a must, checkout Johngreys sea canoe tours as well. me and wifey go yearly and split a week in Kata and a week in Phiphi, might got to Patong if friends come over but basically avoid it, tis a shit hole.

I always stay here, http://www.boathousephuket.com/
yet to find a better hotel in the world! Head up for Sunset and Happy hour one night and go wtf aren't I staying here. :P

RevSand 09-29-2013 10:26 PM

When I was in 6th grade I got sent home for wearing a shirt my grandfather brought me back from there.. "Just Phuket!" I remember the office had to call the teacher for an explanation why she sent me home.

wouter112 09-30-2013 12:48 AM

Been there, Also stayed in Rawai! Great place!

CurrentlySober 09-30-2013 03:14 AM

From the thread title, I thought this was a retirement thread... :2 cents:

That said though...

I kunt A4D a gay purple scarf... :(

$5 submissions 09-30-2013 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by klinton (Post 19816304)
touristic ghetto.......

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

webgurl 09-30-2013 03:19 AM

Shithole. Smelly, ultra dirty not a fan.

Peace 09-30-2013 04:41 AM

It is nice but it is a big city. why phuket ?

Peace 09-30-2013 04:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glamvideos (Post 19816485)
I am leaving this end of october to Phuket. We rented a villa :) Check out phuket villas.

What you gonna do there?

Exbi 09-30-2013 05:42 AM

Bangla Rd. - must to see )))

DamianJ 09-30-2013 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webgurl (Post 19816660)
Shithole. Smelly, ultra dirty not a fan.

Couldn't agree more. No idea why anyone would chose that island out of all the places you could visit in Thailand. Unless it's for sex tourism.

Roald 09-30-2013 05:45 AM

too much tourist for my taste

Slappin Fish 09-30-2013 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webgurl (Post 19816660)
Shithole. Smelly, ultra dirty not a fan.

Agreed. Overcrowded tourist trap even before speedo wearing middle Russia landed.

I understand going to Samui for an Ibiza type holiday, I also understand drinking lads trips to Phuket or even sex tourism if that is what you want. Thailand is good for expats too, convenient and loads of business opportunities BUT for the life of me I can't understand going to these places for relaxing holidays, priced gouged by the tuk tuk mafia, walking in the dust with family in tow on the side of the road, dirty beaches full of tourists.. and people come back for more, it blows my mind.

wehateporn 09-30-2013 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 19816657)
From the thread title, I thought this was a retirement thread... :2 cents:


pornguy 09-30-2013 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 19816129)
Don't rent a jet ski. Many renters have to pay for damage they didn't create. Some have to buy a new jet ski. It's an ongoing scam and the police are in on it, taking 20% of the money.

If you refuse to pay, you get attacked.

Shit like this happens all the time:

http://phuketwan.com/tourism/phuket-...ng-sign-18900/
http://phuketwan.com/tourism/tourist...pattaya-15857/
http://thailandjetskiscamt.blogspot.com/
http://www.phuket.com/phuket-magazine/phuket-scams.htm

Also watch your motorbike if you rent one. They scam a lot on those too. ALWAYS lie about where you are staying so it's harder for the bike owner to find their bike so they can't steal it from you while you sleep.

Other than the scams, it's a fun place to holiday.


If I ever make it there im just staying with you.

:)

theking 09-30-2013 06:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webgurl (Post 19816660)
Shithole. Smelly, ultra dirty not a fan.

I concur...but a fitting place for the OP girly man.

L-Pink 09-30-2013 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 19816813)
If I ever make it there im just staying with you.

:)

I'm sure that will be a nice quiet relaxing vacation.

Bryan G 09-30-2013 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theking (Post 19816819)
I concur...but a fitting place for the OP girly man.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Says the clown who's never stepped foot out of Merica. Unless it was paid for by the US Military right?

Ross 09-30-2013 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by webgurl (Post 19816660)
Shithole. Smelly, ultra dirty not a fan.

You said something similar to me 4 days ago about Venice, I loved it lol. Was good seeing you again :thumbsup

Stacy Crak 09-30-2013 09:40 AM

I was there for a week then we visited the north of Thailand. Was not at all what I expected. Very touristy and way too much people. Beaches were jammed packed and no chairs available. What I loved about it was when we rented a scooter and went for a rides visiting beautiful hidden places and amazing temples and ate at tiny little restaurants on the side roads. I suggest you use Phuket as a starting point to visit the closer islands.

If you are thinking of visiting the island where the movie The Beach was shot (Ko Phi Phi Leh) I suggest you do not take the tour everyone tells you too. You will be disappointed. You will be visiting it with thousands of other people and its a very small beach. Nothing magic about being dropped off on a beach where you can't even see it. Take the night tour where you eat and sleep there and wake up early to the sunrise on a deserted beach that is a good experience.

If your a bit of a voyeur you must take a nightly walk and drinks in Palong. It's pretty crazy at night and just to warn you... lots of those beautiful ladies actually have the bottom equipment too.

Besides that Thailand is beautiful. Just check out Phuket's top attractions (like the big Buddha) on sites like trip adviser and rent yourself a car or scooter (watch out the driving is crazy) and stay away from the money stealing Tuk Tuks. One ride in one of them and it's the same price as a days rental.

Oh yeah and food is fantastic. I gained at least 10 pounds!

Have fun and watch yourself ;)

wehateporn 09-30-2013 09:49 AM

Phuket introduces 'safety zones' to protect tourists

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-04-0...urists/4603562

wehateporn 09-30-2013 09:54 AM



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