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iSpyCams

06-08-2012 02:21 PM

Do not hire snarky teenagers to write your blog...

I was reviewing some of my teenage son's blog posts that hes been writing for me for extra money, something I don't do very often and just found myself laughing out loud.

Pretty sure this isn't gonna sell too well, but it is funny...

http://legalgirlfriends.com/creepy-l...aked-and-legal

http://legalgirlfriends.com/huge-are...gal-girlfriend

http://legalgirlfriends.com/masturba...ught-on-camera

NaughtyRob

06-08-2012 02:24 PM

That's some funny writing.

B.Barnato

06-08-2012 02:28 PM

He's got some spunk. What are his rates?

CYF	06-08-2012 02:28 PM

Quote:

She has a little bit of acne but I’m not exactly dating her for her face. She also has a bit of a weight problem but we keep that in check by running her in a hamster wheel three times daily for 20 minutes at a time.

that's awesome :1orglaugh

HushMoney

06-08-2012 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pompousjohn (Post 18994753)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Monique Niccole

06-08-2012 02:40 PM

You should give him a raise. Those are pretty damn funny and will probably perform better than writing that doesn't show any personality or POV.

powerteam

06-08-2012 02:41 PM

Lol I can't stop laughing! :thumbsup

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

06-08-2012 02:43 PM

Quote:

This is my girlfriend with big tits, she?s showing off her huge areolas from the top of her shirt.

She has a little bit of acne but I?m not exactly dating her for her face.

She also has a bit of a weight problem but we keep that in check by running her in a hamster wheel three times daily for 20 minutes at a time.

Sexist, maybe, but if God wanted her to have a decent life and be treated humanely he would have blessed her with a penis. You can?t argue with religion, folks.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Good shit! :thumbsup

:stoned

ADG

u-Bob

06-08-2012 02:44 PM

that's actually pretty good :)

ShoeBox

06-08-2012 02:45 PM

that is funny as fuk

TheSquealer

06-08-2012 02:45 PM

Funny stuff. Every time i tried writing for my own stuff, thats pretty much how it all comes out no matter what i do. That's why I always had to hire writers.

Brujah

06-08-2012 02:47 PM

hilarious, is he available?

CourtneyR

06-08-2012 02:47 PM

hell i would check out that blog to to read his post.

PiracyPitbull

06-08-2012 02:48 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

alias

06-08-2012 02:49 PM

Cool kid.

Itchy

06-08-2012 02:50 PM

Fuck those are awesome !

Smut	06-08-2012 02:50 PM

Good stuff.

iSpyCams

06-08-2012 02:51 PM

It is really difficult to motivate him. He is very anti-materialistic and only gets a move on when rent is due or when he gets hungry. When that happens he hits me up and I send him whatever he asks me for and he pays me back in blog posts. He lives quite a few states away from me with his mom.

I love it when he gets to work but it doesn't seem to be possible to get more output from him by offering him more money, he does respond well to begging for updates though.

AzteK

06-08-2012 03:01 PM

hahaha that's so good.

MrCain

06-08-2012 03:04 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

06-08-2012 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pompousjohn (Post 18994818)

Could be a Dad-Son thing.

Show him this thread, and maybe it will motivate him to hear that he has some skills and potential from other industry professionals.

:2 cents:

ADG

DudeRick

06-08-2012 03:14 PM

:1orglaugh That shit will go viral and you'll make a fortune! :thumbsup

kane	06-08-2012 03:24 PM

You never know what will sell. Those just my covert like crazy. My all time best pulling banner was a cropped pic of a girl with big tits and I photoshopped in a thought bubble that said, "Click my nipple motherfucker!" I made it 10 years ago and still use it today.

bluebook18

06-08-2012 03:33 PM

how did he learn to write , that's awesome :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

papill0n

06-08-2012 03:38 PM

that is actually really good text

as you can see most guys would rather read something different and interesting

rethink john

Rochard

06-08-2012 03:38 PM

That's some funny shit!

baddog

06-08-2012 03:47 PM

You need to educate him on anchor text. "Ingested alcohol" is poor use of a link. Nice body would be better to use. $.02

iSpyCams

06-08-2012 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 18994889)

that is actually really good text

as you can see most guys would rather read something different and interesting

rethink john

Obviously I love it, the title was just to get people in here. I still don't know if it will sell though, I guess time will tell. thanks everybody for the encouragement, I will show him this thread and I am sure he will enjoy all the awesome feedback.

alias

06-08-2012 03:49 PM

It will sell to other snarky young men.

madko

06-08-2012 04:41 PM

Give him a raise!!!

Firehorse

06-08-2012 04:45 PM

I agree, it's a funny and enjoyable read :1orglaugh :thumbsup

iSpyCams

06-08-2012 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 18994896)

You need to educate him on anchor text. "Ingested alcohol" is poor use of a link. Nice body would be better to use. $.02

Yeah I told him not to worry about anchor text for sponsors, not trying to help them rank anyway.

V_RocKs

06-08-2012 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pompousjohn (Post 18994975)

Yeah I told him not to worry about anchor text for sponsors, not trying to help them rank anyway.

i think you completely missed his point... Go back and read it again.:winkwink:

iSpyCams

06-08-2012 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 18994981)

i think you completely missed his point... Go back and read it again.:winkwink:

OK, so better anchor text would result in better clickthroughs/ratios? Point taken. I thought it was all about SEO for the target but I guess there was a white-hat purpose for anchor text before there was a black hat one, lol.

D Ghost

06-08-2012 05:23 PM

These are epic, I am looking for more... haha

Major (Tom)

06-08-2012 06:11 PM

sounds like the stuff I write lol
ds

Phillipmcd1

06-08-2012 06:18 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh it made me think of
http://oi46.tinypic.com/11m9pb7.jpg

Spunky

06-08-2012 06:26 PM

Those made me chuckle

jollyhumper

06-08-2012 06:30 PM

I'll chime in and say as the other ones here. Funny stuff, not bad at all.
Some inspiration to be found here.... :)

Jolly

selena

06-08-2012 06:33 PM

This one is freakin' awesome!

http://legalgirlfriends.com/tattooed...zz-on-her-tits

Quote:

This legal emo girlfriend just got a load to the tits, probably a result of a severe blowjob or tittyfucking (she might want to get that checked out). She’s got some colorful and decorative tattoos and facial piercing, which is clearly designed to make up for the fact that she’s got a leftover double chin from the days when she used to be fat. The self-confidence issues from her former fatness is probably the reason she’s taking cumshots to the chest and taking pictures of them for the internet, too.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

as is this:

http://legalgirlfriends.com/teen-gir...g-to-get-naked

Quote:

This is a gallery of a bunch of pictures of a really hot girl refusing to get naked. She’ll eventually get naked, but not until after a long while of not being naked at all. Here is one of the example pictures of her not being naked, but still making herself a little bit naked just to be a ridiculous cocktease. She has a tattoo on her hip of what looks like a barcode, meaning she’s either a brokered sex slave or wearing the mark of the beast from a future evil Satanic bar code empire. Either way, I’m thoroughly turned on.

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