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barcodes 06-08-2012 07:28 PM

Reminds me of efukt. Fun posts, I would go back to read that blog daily/weekly.

L-Pink 06-08-2012 07:29 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Do us a favor and give him your GFY password or make him get his own nic.

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shimmy2 06-08-2012 07:29 PM

sounds like my filthy prose. he can do well keep him on board

iSpyCams 06-08-2012 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shimmy2 (Post 18995182)
sounds like my filthy prose. he can do well keep him on board

Shimmy I added you on ICQ I have some girls in your area that I wanted to get some footage of and was wondering if you thought you could help. Seems like it could be to our mutual benefit.

LeeD 06-08-2012 07:40 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh actually pretty good writing.

baryl 06-08-2012 07:44 PM

Probably the only porn blog I'd actually bookmark and read. :thumbsup

L-Pink 06-08-2012 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by pompousjohn (Post 18995185)
Shimmy I added you on ICQ I have some girls in your area that I wanted to get some footage of and was wondering if you thought you could help. Seems like it could be to our mutual benefit.

Send your son down to "apprentice" with Shimmy and blog about it. :thumbsup

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Zoxxa 06-08-2012 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 18994840)
Could be a Dad-Son thing.

Show him this thread, and maybe it will motivate him to hear that he has some skills and potential from other industry professionals.

:2 cents:

ADG


:2 cents:

iSpyCams 06-08-2012 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18995195)
Send your son down to "apprentice" with Shimmy and blog about it. :thumbsup

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I dunno, Shimmy's a brave man, I would not do what he does. Plus he mentions in his faq that he flies strictly solo.

The Dawg 06-08-2012 08:07 PM

Nice work. :thumbsup

Rmagnus 06-08-2012 08:31 PM

i'd say...he has talent bro...you'll soon have a large following on your blog site...you should definitely give him a raise... :D

looky_lou 06-08-2012 11:48 PM

Bravo!!!! Very funny and entertaining :)

mikesouth 06-09-2012 12:07 AM

Get that kid a gfy nick thats genius

DWB 06-09-2012 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by kane (Post 18994873)
You never know what will sell. Those just my covert like crazy. My all time best pulling banner was a cropped pic of a girl with big tits and I photoshopped in a thought bubble that said, "Click my nipple motherfucker!" I made it 10 years ago and still use it today.

Indeed. You never know what's going to make someone click, and often it's the most simple shit that you'd think would never, ever work.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 06-09-2012 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18995195)

Send your son down to "apprentice" with Shimmy and blog about it. :thumbsup

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Quote:

Originally Posted by pompousjohn (Post 18995204)

I dunno, Shimmy's a brave man, I would not do what he does. Plus he mentions in his faq that he flies strictly solo.

Six months as Shimmy's wingman and I guarantee you won't recognize your son anymore... :warning :helpme :winkwink:



:stoned

ADG

davethedope 06-09-2012 12:50 AM

your boy's writing has character. he's better than most out there.

eroticsexxx 06-09-2012 01:53 AM

Reads like something the 4chan and anon crowd would fawn over.

With that said, it will get hits, for sure. As for clickthrough sales, well...

seeandsee 06-09-2012 02:59 AM

Its funny and maybe it will sell better than standard shit :D

romancexcore 06-09-2012 05:36 AM

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Sexist, maybe, but if God wanted her to have a decent life and be treated humanely he would have blessed her with a penis. You can?t argue with religion, folks.
I just fell out of my chair laughing. I think you've got the Holden Caulfield of porn on your hands. Kid is genius. It's the Howard Stern effect, people will stick around to see what he says next cos they know it's likely going to be worse.

DamianJ 06-09-2012 06:15 AM

I'd hire him

Relentless 06-09-2012 06:17 AM

That text will definitely sell, he just needs to be assigned to the right niche. ;)

bluebook18 06-09-2012 06:19 AM

epic writer :thumbsup

Ethnic Luxury 06-10-2012 01:03 PM

:bowdown lol

Alice22 06-10-2012 03:57 PM

Pretty good writing :)

Personality, is what we need.
maybe it's stupid, but it's much more interesting that same boring shit all over.

Screwed Up 06-14-2012 12:32 PM

Wow, I just love the text.
How are bookmarks on that blog doing?
Should be increasing with text that good.

nikki99 06-14-2012 12:50 PM

:1orglaugh

JenniDahling 06-14-2012 12:59 PM

"I had her wearing fishnets and high heels because I know some of you weirdos like it when women wear clothes in bed. Yeah, you, guy with the dating site profile listing ?clothes? as your turn-on. You?re a disgrace to the species. Fuck you. She also has a belly button ring and painted nails."

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
You gotta admit, the kid has panache!

Tom_PM 06-14-2012 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JenniDahling (Post 19005343)
"I had her wearing fishnets and high heels because I know some of you weirdos like it when women wear clothes in bed. Yeah, you, guy with the dating site profile listing ?clothes? as your turn-on. You?re a disgrace to the species. Fuck you. She also has a belly button ring and painted nails."

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
You gotta admit, the kid has panache!

If he saw you write "panache" on gfy, I bet he'd have some kick ass remarks about it!

haha, great stuff!

Choopa Phil 06-14-2012 01:04 PM

Some pretty damn funny blog posts, haha tell him to keep it up!

sandman! 06-14-2012 01:15 PM

thanks some pretty good writing!

inabon 06-14-2012 01:21 PM

that boy is asking for a better salary out loud LOL

lbc213 06-14-2012 01:34 PM

love it LOL

adultforum 06-14-2012 01:39 PM

He is a good writter, he should register on Britains got talent :)


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