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i have alot of fucking questions
so rather than start a bunch of threads.... I'll ask them all here.
Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS? Ever tried squid? If you could live on a farm, would you? Which color thumbtack do you prefer? Blondes or brunettes? Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? Do you know who Divine is? Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false Are you happy? If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing) Do you actually care about politics? Believe in God? Go to church? Excercise daily? What was your last personal accomplishment? Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? Ever been stabbed or shot? Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? more later.... that's a good start i think.... |
Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?
NO Ever tried squid? YES If you could live on a farm, would you? NO Which color thumbtack do you prefer? BLACK Blondes or brunettes? BLONDES Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) NO Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) YES PARENTS When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? WHATS A BATHROOM Do you know who Divine is? YES Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? NONE Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) NO The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false FUCK KNOWS Are you happy? WHATS THAT MEAN? If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? MASTURBATING (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing) Do you actually care about politics? KINDA Believe in God? KINDA Go to church? NO Excercise daily? NO What was your last personal accomplishment? TOOK A GOOD SHIT Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? NO Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? NO Ever been stabbed or shot? NO Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? NO Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? NO |
Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS? no
Ever tried squid? yup If you could live on a farm, would you? have before, didnt like it Which color thumbtack do you prefer? blue Blondes or brunettes? brunettes Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) no Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) masturbating count? then yes by mom When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? last week Do you know who Divine is? nope Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? 99-00 Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) cherry The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false true Are you happy? for the 1st time in my life , yes. If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing) sales Do you actually care about politics? nope Believe in God? nope Go to church? nope Excercise daily? nope :( What was your last personal accomplishment? pilots license Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? nope Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? nope Ever been stabbed or shot? bbgun :) Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? nope Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? nope |
Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS? No
Ever tried squid? No If you could live on a farm, would you? No Which color thumbtack do you prefer? Blue Blondes or brunettes? Blondes Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) Yes Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) No When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? Yesterday Do you know who Divine is? No Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? 18-24 Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) Yes, Strawberry The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false True Are you happy? Yes If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing) Working in some other industry Do you actually care about politics? Sort of Believe in God? I believe in a higher power, but not any specific religion Go to church? No Excercise daily? No What was your last personal accomplishment? I masturbated Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? No, I wish Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? No Ever been stabbed or shot? No Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? No Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? No |
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wow... you guys never heard of Divine???
rent the flick 'Pink Flamingo' sometime.... it's a real treat! :Graucho |
Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS? no
Ever tried squid?Yes If you could live on a farm, would you?No Which color thumbtack do you prefer?Thumbtack? Blondes or brunettes?real, non siliconed Blondes Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?)What? Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?)Yes. My uncle caught me with my ex gf. When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)?Never. GF does that Do you know who Divine is?Not yet Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over?10-15 Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors)Vanilla and banana The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or falseI ain't get an idea Are you happy?Yes If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing):Studying more atm Do you actually care about politics?No Believe in God?Hard one. I don't believe in the biblical God. some higher power yes Go to church?No Excercise daily?No What was your last personal accomplishment? Starting my own company Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend?No Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend?No Ever been stabbed or shot?Yes Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building?No Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could?I tried, failed |
Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS? - NO
Ever tried squid? - YES If you could live on a farm, would you? - NO Which color thumbtack do you prefer? - CLEAR Blondes or brunettes? - BOTH Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) - NO Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) - YES, LAPD during car sex. When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? SUNDAY Do you know who Divine is? - I THINK SO Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? - NONE, BUT CERTAIN PEOPLE I WISH I NEVER MET. Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) NO The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': TRUE Are you happy? - YES If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? - TELECOMMUNICATIONS Do you actually care about politics? - YES Believe in God? - YES Go to church? - NO NEVER AGAIN Excercise daily? - YES What was your last personal accomplishment? SOFTWARE PATENT Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? - YES Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? - SHE ASKED HER GIRLFRIEND TO TAKE CARE OF ME WHILE SHE WENT ON A TRIP. Ever been stabbed or shot? NO - BUT 2 CLOSE CALLS Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? - NO Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? - NO QUESTION FOR YOU AMP: DO YOU EVER SLEEP? |
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Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?
no, I'm canadian ;) Ever tried squid? I'm canadian, remember? WTF is a squid? If you could live on a farm, would you? maybe with alot of marijuana plants and a dedicated T1 line Which color thumbtack do you prefer? WTF? pink? Blondes or brunettes? brunettes Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) is that like skating? Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) yes, by my best friend. When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? a girl is in charge of that every tuesday. Do you know who Divine is? who cares, I know who I am ;) Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? 1992 Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) fruit at bottom any flavor. The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false false, there's much more fucked things in that. Are you happy? yeah If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing) programming. Do you actually care about politics? Yes, but let's not go deeper into that Believe in God? whats that? Go to church? don'T know that restaurant. Excercise daily? sort of, not at gym, but doing sports regularly. What was your last personal accomplishment? can'T remember, I was too drunk. Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? no Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? no Ever been stabbed or shot? no Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? no Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? no more later.... that's a good start i think.... [/B][/QUOTE] |
I actually went to bed about 20 minutes ago.... laid there for about 5 minutes... then got up again. Couldn't sleep. (again) :(
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Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS? not yet
Ever tried squid? yes If you could live on a farm, would you? been there, done that Which color thumbtack do you prefer? red Blondes or brunettes? both Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) all the time Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) no When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? no comment Do you know who Divine is? yes Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? only the last 10 Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) yes, banana The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false no idea Are you happy? yes, except when I'm not If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? milking cows Do you actually care about politics? not since my student days Believe in God? no Go to church? no Excercise daily? umm.. its the thought that counts, right? What was your last personal accomplishment? waking up this morning Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? no Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? no Ever been stabbed or shot? no Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? no Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? wtf are jalepenos?! I have way too much time on my hands.. :thumbsup |
Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS? Sort of.
Ever tried squid? Yes. If you could live on a farm, would you? Only if I didn't have to work. Which color thumbtack do you prefer? Green Blondes or brunettes? Brunettes Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) No Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) Yes. The cops. heh. When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? Never. Wife does it. Do you know who Divine is? Yes Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? 1996 to 2001 Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) Yes, rasberry. The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false Sure. Are you happy? No, not really. If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing) Probably be working in a factory or something shitty like that. Do you actually care about politics? No. Believe in God? Sort of. Go to church? No Excercise daily? No. What was your last personal accomplishment? Can't remember anything significant. Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? Got a blowjob off one once. Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? No. Ever been stabbed or shot? No. Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? No Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? No. Thank you for asking. |
here's my rundown:
Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS? No. Ever tried squid? No. If you could live on a farm, would you? No. Which color thumbtack do you prefer? No preference, but mine are red. Blondes or brunettes? Both. Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) Yes. Nighttime. Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) Yes. By the other chick I was fucking in the other room. When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? wha? Do you know who Divine is? Yes. Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? Age 25 - 30. Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) Yes. Pina Colada. The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false True Are you happy? Yes. If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing) Still driving a rig. Do you actually care about politics? No. Believe in God? No. Go to church? No. Excercise daily? No. (but I surf frequently) What was your last personal accomplishment? Reconnected with my oldest son and are now able to speak with him. Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? Yes. Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? Yes. Ever been stabbed or shot? Yes. Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? Yes. Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? Yes. |
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Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS? Nope
Ever tried squid? Hell Yeah .. Calamari ROCKS !! If you could live on a farm, would you? Depends what the farmer's daughter looked like ... Which color thumbtack do you prefer? Red ... gets noticed Blondes or brunettes? Definately Brunettes(weakness for Latinas and Punjabi girls) Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) When I was like 8 years old ... night time Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) yep ... GF's sister, GF's mother, GF's sister again, GF's father ... all different occassions - her family thought I was some kind of pervert for some strange reason :eek7 When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? Funny you mentioned, but about 4 hours ago ...LOL Do you know who Divine is? Your mama :Graucho Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? none really Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) plain to cook with, blueberry with breakfast The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false probably true Are you happy? overall, yes If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? Still plowing snow and installing interlock (used to own my own landscaping company prior to coming online) Do you actually care about politics? current events on CNN is about the extent of my political interest Believe in God? Agnostic by chioce Go to church? What's that ?!? Excercise daily? No :( too fukkin cold to get out on my bike or go to gym lately ... usually try to 3-4 times a week though (have last 45 pounds since summer) What was your last personal accomplishment? see last answer ^^ Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? in my 20's (was a better lay too... Shhhhh!) Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? No ... but told her years after we broke up ... (same girl who's family thought I was a pervert) :1orglaugh Ever been stabbed or shot? yep, shot (women think giving birth hurts ... they never took lead) ... also wrestled half of a steak knife from a guy (other half of knife was still in my doorman) Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? Have not had that pleasure yet Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? Ummmm no ... but Jamaicain pickled peppers make Jalepenos seem like Fisher-Price ... |
It suddenly occured to me... none of you want me on this mission
:waaaaahh |
Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS? <b>No.</b>
Ever tried squid? <b>Yes.</b> If you could live on a farm, would you? <b>Probably not.</b> Which color thumbtack do you prefer? <b>Can't say i care.</b> Blondes or brunettes? <b>Brunettes.</b> Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) <b>No.</b> Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) <b>No.</b> When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? <b>Just yesterday actually.</b> Do you know who Divine is? <b>No.</b> Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? <b>None.</b> Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) <b>No.</b> The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false <b>errr, true? I have no idea.</b> Are you happy? <b>Yeah, but still a while to go before i'm completely happy.</b> If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing) <b>Network Engineering.</b> Do you actually care about politics? <b>Certain issues, yes.</b> Believe in God? <b>Yes.</b> Go to church? <b>No.</b> Excercise daily? <b>Lately, yes.</b> What was your last personal accomplishment? <b>Helping a friend. Awww.</b> Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? <b>No.</b> Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? <b>Yes. (what a paradox)</b> Ever been stabbed or shot? <b>Only with a paintball.</b> Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? <b>Not quite that high.</b> Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? <b>No.</b> |
so rather than start a bunch of threads.... I'll ask them all here.
Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS? No. Ever tried squid? No. If you could live on a farm, would you? Maybe. Which color thumbtack do you prefer? The red ones. Or silver. Blondes or brunettes? Redheads. Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) No. Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) No. When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? Me, personally? Um.... Do you know who Divine is? Yes. Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? 15-21 sucked a lot. Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) No The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false Dunno. Are you happy? Not bad, thanks. If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing) Actually working on my flippin' degree. Do you actually care about politics? Sometimes. Believe in God? No. Go to church? No. Excercise daily? No. What was your last personal accomplishment? I got up 3 hours earlier than normal today. It's all about the little things. Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? Sadly, no. Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? No. Ever been stabbed or shot? No. Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? No. Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? No. |
Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?
not yet. lol Ever tried squid? hell fucking no. If you could live on a farm, would you? ayuh. Which color thumbtack do you prefer? clear Blondes or brunettes? brunettes Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) I wish. Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) Yes. Don't remember who, though. When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? a lonnnngggg time ago... my girlfriend does it cuz I don't know how. lol Do you know who Divine is? nuh uh Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? 15-18 Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) only fruit on the bottom stuff. The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false very true and very disturbing Are you happy? yep yep If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing?(Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing) I'd still be a plumber. Or The President of the US Do you actually care about politics? nope Believe in God? don't know Go to church? no, but my kids do. Excercise daily? It's all relative, isn't it? What was your last personal accomplishment? Quit smoking cigarettes Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? nope Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? n/a Ever been stabbed or shot? stabbed in the leg. Had a bullet graze my head. ( I grew up in the barrio ) Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? no, but a 200 foot cliff. Hated it. Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? no way jose' |
my question is:
what do you all do for fun around here :glugglug |
Great Q's Amp !!! :thumbsup
Can hardley wait for Round II |
Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?
NO Ever tried squid? NO If you could live on a farm, would you? NO Which color thumbtack do you prefer? BLACK Blondes or brunettes? BRUNETTE Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) YES - BOTH Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) YES - HOUSEMATES / AN EX- When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? HMMMMM Do you know who Divine is? NO COMMENT Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? 21 OVER AND OVER. 3-WAY WITH 2 TEEN QUEENS. AMEN. Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) FUCK NO. The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false PROBABLY TRUE. Are you happy? GETTING THERE! If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing) PLAYING THE GUITAR. Do you actually care about politics? SOMETIMES Believe in God? SOME FORM OF IT, SURE. Go to church? NO Excercise daily? NO What was your last personal accomplishment? 2 YEAR CONTRACT FROM HELL. FINISHED TO SATISFACTION. Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? NO Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? NO Ever been stabbed or shot? NO Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? YES Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? NO ... but andy capp hot fries.... yes. |
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Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?
NO Ever tried squid? YES If you could live on a farm, would you? NO Which color thumbtack do you prefer? NO PREFERENCE Blondes or brunettes? BOTH Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) NIGHTTIME Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) NO When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? CAN'T REMEMBER Do you know who Divine is? STAR OF PINK FLAMINGOS Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? 2000-2001 Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) YES, FRUIT FLAVOURS The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false WHAT THE FUCK IS A SLIM JIM? Are you happy? NO If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing) SALES REP FOR SOMEONE Do you actually care about politics? YES Believe in God? NO WAY Go to church? NO FUCKING WAY Excercise daily? NO What was your last personal accomplishment? UMM.... Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? NO Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? NO Ever been stabbed or shot? NO Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? NO Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? YES, PICKELED JALAPENOS |
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Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?
No Ever tried squid? Yes If you could live on a farm, would you? Been there, done that. Which color thumbtack do you prefer? Red Blondes or brunettes? Brunette Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) No Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) Yes, GF Kids. When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? Last week Do you know who Divine is? A fish?? Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? 36-38 Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) No The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false True Are you happy? Sometimes If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing) Sales :( Do you actually care about politics? Yes Believe in God? Yes Go to church? No Excercise daily? No What was your last personal accomplishment? Starting own business Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? Yes, not current GF Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? No Ever been stabbed or shot? Yes, stabbed, been threatened to be shot 4 X Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? No Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? Not that crazy :) |
Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?
No, I'm a Canadian Ever tried squid? Yes, and I love it. If you could live on a farm, would you? I DO live on a farm. Which color thumbtack do you prefer? Gold, makes me feel rich. Blondes or brunettes? Both, preferably with me in the middle. Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) Yep Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) Yep, by my husband's grandmother... ugh. When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? Yesterday Do you know who Divine is? Yep Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? None, they all made me who I am today. Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) Vanilla and Cappunccino The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false Probably true Are you happy? Infinately, with small episodes of almostbutnotquitehappy, and infinitely annoyed. But overall, happy. If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? Training horses or taking pictures. Do you actually care about politics? THey all suck. Believe in God? I'm wiccan. I believe in a god and a goddess. Go to church? See above. Excercise daily? 2 hours every day. What was your last personal accomplishment? Made it through yesterday. Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? Yeah, but my girlfriend was there too. Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? No, but I've been watched. I should try the "caught" scenerio. Ever been stabbed or shot? Someone TRIED to stab me once. She wasn't successful. Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? No but I've storied the rappel of a 6 story building. Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? Yep, I do regularly. I rather enjoy very hot foods. |
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Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS? NO
Ever tried squid? NO If you could live on a farm, would you? Was raised on a farm and it was ok. Which color thumbtack do you prefer? Black Blondes or brunettes? Blondes Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) Never Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) Some close calls so maybe... When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? Never... Do you know who Divine is? Nope Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? 14-25 Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false. Dont know. Are you happy? Yes If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing)Starving Do you actually care about politics? not really Believe in God? A higher power of somekind Go to church? nope Excercise daily? no What was your last personal accomplishment? I quit just about everything self distructive. Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? no Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? no Ever been stabbed or shot? no Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? I have rappeled but not down a 6 story building Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? No |
Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS? YES
Ever tried squid? YES If you could live on a farm, would you? MAYBE Which color thumbtack do you prefer? DON"T CARE Blondes or brunettes? PUSSY Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) NO Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) YES. SECURITY GUARD. When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? LAST WEEK Do you know who Divine is? YES Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? 1993 Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) NO The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false TRUE (?) Are you happy? YES If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? D(Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing) DON"T KNOW Do you actually care about politics? NO Believe in God? NO Go to church? NO Excercise daily? NO What was your last personal accomplishment? SIGN UP Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? YES Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? GIRLFRIEND HELPED Ever been stabbed or shot? NO Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? NO Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? FUCK NO more later.... that's a good start i think.... __________________ |
Nope, hope i never do!
I used to work in the kitchen of a seafood restaurant, i hate seafood now, never tried it Most certainly would, its where i hope to be someday The clear ones. One of each! if only one: blonde Indoors, might as well of been daytime. Yea, got caught taking some girls virginity in HS by my mom. Week or two ago, shower needs to be cleaned up soon. Nope, but with a name like that i bet she is in porno. Like all of HS, as i just turned 20, aint got a lot to choose from. YUck! Wouldnt know. IM happy, and im high, i wonder if they are related. Probably something engineering related as my father is architect. I care about my freedoms in life, fuck politics though. For the most part, yea. Only when grandma makes me. :) Not on your life buying my first car. jeep wrangler "rubicon" 2003 yea, quite a few of them, in fact, now that you mention it, one of them was the one i got walked in on with. yeah, by my mom been threatened with them a time or two. why in the hell would i do this, given the chance to do it i probably would though. now thats just retarded. |
Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS? NO
Ever tried squid? YES If you could live on a farm, would you? NO Which color thumbtack do you prefer? Dunno Blondes or brunettes? Brunettes Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) yes Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) yes, classmates When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? 1-2 months ago Do you know who Divine is? YES Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? THE FIRST 20 Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) banana The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false - DUNNO Are you happy? NO If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? Working at McDonald's Do you actually care about politics? YES Believe in God? YES Go to church? NO Excercise daily? NO What was your last personal accomplishment? put up a "NO COMMERCIALS"-sign on my mailbox Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? NO Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? NO Ever been stabbed or shot? NO Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? NO Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? HELL NO! |
Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?
No Ever tried squid? Yes If you could live on a farm, would you? I have and I (sort of) still do. Which color thumbtack do you prefer? Blue Blondes or brunettes? Brunettes Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) No Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) Caught--no. Watched--yes. When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? Today. I promise. Do you know who Divine is? No Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? None of them. Live without regrets. Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) Yes. Strawberry and peach. The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false True? Are you happy? Hmmm...sort of. If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing) music industry stuff--booking Do you actually care about politics? Only to the extent that it affects me. I'm selfish. Believe in God? Yes Go to church? Yes Excercise daily? Probably not daily. I do situps during the Today show and I try to do yoga semi-regularly. What was your last personal accomplishment? getting out of bed Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? No Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? No Ever been stabbed or shot? God no Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? No. Why would I do that? Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? No |
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No. Yes (it's not a great flavor, or maybe I just had it in a bad restaurant) No. I grew up one one. Black pushpins. Black girls. Yes. (night) Yes. ( His mom) Sunday. Vaguely. 18-23. Yes. Most all of them except plain. Don't know, don't eat it. Content at this moment. Could certainly be happier. Majoring in journalism, bored out of my mind. I care about MY politics. To be honest, politics is just an advanced form of asskissing. No. I'm agnostic. No. See above answer. No. Every other day. I feel it best togive my muscle time to repair and relax. Telling my ex to get bent, I'm not his goddamn slave. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. But bungee jumping off a bridge in WA state was fun. :thumbsup Ick. No thanks. |
Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?
No, canada here Ever tried squid? no If you could live on a farm, would you? no, boring, no high-speed net Which color thumbtack do you prefer? green Blondes or brunettes? brunettes Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) no Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) no When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? no ;) Do you know who Divine is? no Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? Right here, right now. Life rocks Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) yes, black cherry is best The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false probably false. Are you happy? Yes, I think so If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing) Computers probably, or radio. Do you actually care about politics? Yes Believe in God? No Go to church? No Excercise daily? Yes What was your last personal accomplishment? Buying a condo Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? No Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? No Ever been stabbed or shot? No Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? No Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? No |
Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?
No Ever tried squid? Yes, very tasty rubber. If you could live on a farm, would you? Yes, farm sex content. Which color thumbtack do you prefer? Mixed, I try to keep 40% black thumbtacks (equal oppourtunity employer) Blondes or brunettes? Brunettes Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) Yes, both Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) Several times, most hilarious is when I was 16 and blew a load on my girlfriend's chin right as her mom came in When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? Yesterday Do you know who Divine is? No ..i quit. |
Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS? No
Ever tried squid? No If you could live on a farm, would you? No Which color thumbtack do you prefer? Blue Blondes or brunettes? Brunettes Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) No Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) No When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? Last Friday Do you know who Divine is? Yes Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? None Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) Yes, most flavors except plain. The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false False Are you happy? Mostly If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing) Accounting manager in some office Do you actually care about politics? Somewhat Believe in God? Somewhat Go to church? Rarely Excercise daily? 3-4 times a week What was your last personal accomplishment? Finishing paying off my ex Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? No Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? No Ever been stabbed or shot? No Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? No Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? No |
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