Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS? NO

Ever tried squid? YES, many times in Korea (dried, fried, etc)

If you could live on a farm, would you? YES (boob farm)

Which color thumbtack do you prefer? RED

Blondes or brunettes? BRUNETTES

Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) NOT YET

Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) YES by g/f's friend

When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? Cleaned 3 days ago roughly

Do you know who Divine is? Sounds vaguely familiar...

Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? PAST 4

Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) YES (all flavors)

The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': NOT SURE

Are you happy? MOST OF THE TIME

If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing?
(Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing) - Private Practice / Professional Consultant using my degree & certification somehow

Do you actually care about politics? YES

Believe in God? YES

Go to church? NO

Excercise daily? YES

What was your last personal accomplishment? Hmm, depends on what you define as a personal accomplishment, I just took a shit last night that was pretty nifty.

Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? NO

Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? NO

Ever been stabbed or shot? NO

Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? NO

Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? NO

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?
Hell no
Ever tried squid? Nope
If you could live on a farm, would you?
yes , I do and thank god for satelite connections

Which color thumbtack do you prefer?
red
Blondes or brunettes? nope
as longs as he's horny

Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?)
just skinny dipping in the pool
Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?)

Cop. First boyfriend in car..
When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)?
Last week
Do you know who Divine is?
Hell no. I am a rocker
Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over?

Teens so I could pick a new Orothdentist and doctor to check my back..

86 before May. Take my Dad to the doctor..

Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) Yes. All flavors. I eat it every morning with grape nuts
The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false
Huh?
Are you happy? Yes, sir
If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing?
(Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing) Running my book/gift /comic store
Do you actually care about politics?
I listen and observe
Believe in God? Yes

Go to church? Seeing the pastor's wife have a fling with a deacon kinda killed that theory..
Excercise daily? walking

What was your last personal accomplishment? Raising two great kids

Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? HE TRIED......

Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? nope
Ever been stabbed or shot? NOPE
Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? NOPE
Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? nope

:Graucho :Graucho :Graucho

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?
no
Ever tried squid?
yes
If you could live on a farm, would you?
if there are cute farmer boys nearby
Which color thumbtack do you prefer?
clear
Blondes or brunettes?
blonde
Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?)
yes
Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?)
yes. his brother.
When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)?
saturday
Do you know who Divine is?
no
Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over?
18-24
Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors)
no
The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false
yes
Are you happy?
no
If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing)
architecture
Do you actually care about politics?
no
Believe in God?
no
Go to church?
yes, just to see the altar boys
Excercise daily?
does masturbation count?
What was your last personal accomplishment?
filling out this form.
Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend?
boyfriends friend, yes.
Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend?
yes.
Ever been stabbed or shot?
no
Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building?
no
Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could?
no

I'm thinking those 4 are grouped together for a reason :Graucho

so rather than start a bunch of threads.... I'll ask them all here.

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?

No

Ever tried squid?

Yes, love it.


If you could live on a farm, would you?

Prolly not; depends what part of the world the farm was in.

Which color thumbtack do you prefer?

yellow or red

Blondes or brunettes?

YES!

Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?)

Nope

Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?)

Yes, my mom LOL

When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)?

5 days ago

Do you know who Divine is?

yes

Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over?

The 9 I was with my ex-wife.

Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors)

Yes, strawberry, mixed berries

The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false

True

Are you happy?

Yes

If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing)

Jeweler

Do you actually care about politics?

Not a whit

Believe in God?

No

Go to church?

No

Excercise daily?

No

What was your last personal accomplishment?

Not sure how to answer that. I woke up...

Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend?

Yep

Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend?

Yep

Ever been stabbed or shot?

Sorta, well, threatened with a gun during a home invasion...and then tied up with duct tape and beaten with a sock full of quarters. repeatedly.


Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building?

Nope

Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could?

Not a whole jar, but I eat the tings like candy.


more later.... that's a good start i think....

OK. feeling lonely today?

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<LI>Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?

No, not american either

<LI>Ever tried squid?

I don't believe so, but I possibly have.

<LI>If you could live on a farm, would you?

No, I don't like always being dirty

<LI>Which color thumbtack do you prefer?

Blue

<LI>Blondes or brunettes?

Any as long as they have long curly hair

<LI>Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?)

Does my apartment count with windows open? Otherwise, no

<LI>Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?)

Nope

<LI>When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)?

A few weeks ago, maybe a month

<LI>Do you know who Divine is?

A band, but you might not be meaning that.

<LI>Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over?

14-18, so I would graduate highschool.

<LI>Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors)

Can't eat it anymore b/c of lactose intolerance, otherwise it would be blueberry or strawberry

<LI>The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false

I would suspect it would be 'Mechanically separated beef, so false

<LI>Are you happy?

I am content, not happy, not sad. I love meds :)


<LI>If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing)

Working Fast food

<LI>Do you actually care about politics?

Yes, it influences us all. Espially in the porn world.

<LI>Believe in God?

Yes, I do

<LI>Go to church?

Not for 3 Years

<LI>Excercise daily?

Nope :(

<LI>What was your last personal accomplishment?

I honestly can not remember the last time I acomplished one of my goals

<LI>Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend?

Nope, but I would if given a chance

<LI>Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend?

Nope

<LI>Ever been stabbed or shot?

Nope, Canadian, sorry, that shit doesn't happen as often here ;)

<LI>Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building?

I don't even understand that, so it's a no.

<LI>Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could?

[b]Nope, ate 1/2 an Habanero though once

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Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?
NOPE
Ever tried squid?
HELL NO!
If you could live on a farm, would you?
AGAIN I REITERATE, HELL NO! although the farm animals would be nice.
Which color thumbtack do you prefer?
CLEAR ONES
Blondes or brunettes?
I DUNNO. USED TO BE BRUNETTES BUT I HAVE A BLONDE NOW SO TO SPEAK. BOTH I GUESS.
Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?)
NO
Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?)
YES. MOMS
When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)?
2 WEEKS AGO. SHITTER IS CLEAN AS HELL.
Do you know who Divine is?
NO.
Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over?
THE AGES 20 - 22
Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors)
NO GURT' FOR ME. FROZEN YOGURT TCBY KINE BUT DAS IT.
The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false
FALSE
Are you happy?
FOR THE MOMENT YES. BUT OVERALL NO.
If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing?
(Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing)
WATCHING TV HOPING THE PHONE RINGS
Do you actually care about politics?
NO. ALL HOOPLA UNTIL YOU GET OLD.
Believe in God?
SURE I DO.
Go to church?
NO I DON'T. LOL.
Excercise daily?
NOT REALLY.
What was your last personal accomplishment?
RUNNING 2 MILES IN 15 MINUTES AND 31 SECONDS.
Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend?
NO, BUT I WOULD LOVE TOO
Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend?
NO, BUT LIKE I SAID I WOULD LOVE TOO
Ever been stabbed or shot?
NOPE
Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? YES.
Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could?
EEW GAWD NO.

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS? - No
Ever tried squid? - Yes
If you could live on a farm, would you? - Yes
Which color thumbtack do you prefer? - Clear (does that count as a color?)
Blondes or brunettes? Redheads :)
Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?) - Not that I *remember*...
Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?) - No
When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)? - Two nights ago
Do you know who Divine is? - Yes
Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over? - 16 through 19
Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors) - Yes, mixed berry
The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false - No idea
Are you happy? - Usually
If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? - (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing) - Reading and writing books, I actually wrote a sword & sorcery novel before the 'net addiction hit
Do you actually care about politics? - Yes
Believe in God? - Yes, but not the way you do, I'd suspect ;)
Go to church? - Nope
Excercise daily? - What's exercise?
What was your last personal accomplishment? - Undrugged childbirth
Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend? - No, nor my girlfriend's boyfriend (I'm female)
Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend? - No
Ever been stabbed or shot? - No
Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building? - No but it would be cool as hell to do
Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could? - No! Eating should not involve flushed faces, panting, and sweating - there's better ways to accomplish that!!

mmm, doggie treats.


liked Hairspray better tho.

Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?
1. don't have the IRS in Canada*Revenue Canada* and no

Ever tried squid?
2.NO

If you could live on a farm, would you?
3.Maybe

Which color thumbtack do you prefer?
4.don't use thumbtacks

Blondes or brunettes?
5. Blondes

Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?)
6. ;)

Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?)
7.Yes. By my father LOL

When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)?
8.Yesterday

Do you know who Divine is?
9.No

Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could do over?
10. None

Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors)
11.cappuccino and strawberry

The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false
12. Whats a slim jim?

Are you happy?
13.Yes

If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing?
(Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing)
14. Not too sure

Do you actually care about politics?
15.No

Believe in God?
16. I believe in a higher power

Go to church?
17. Sometimes

Excercise daily?
18. No

What was your last personal accomplishment?
19. Getting over something that has hurt me for a long time

Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend?
20.I've screwed my gf ;) *bestfriend*

Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend?
21. My bf was there

Ever been stabbed or shot?
22.No but I watched my bf get stabbed :(

Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building?
23.No

Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could?
24.No

- Have you ever had your assets frozen by the IRS?
Nope
- Ever tried squid?
Frequently
- If you could live on a farm, would you?
Nope
- Which color thumbtack do you prefer?
Red
- Blondes or brunettes?
Brunettes
- Ever gone streaking? (Daytime or nighttime?)
Nope
- Ever been caught fucking? (and by who?)
Yep, by my roommates.
- When was the last time you cleaned your bathroom(s)?
Today
- Do you know who Divine is?
http://www.darkrefrain.com/images/ma...ters/APC10.jpg
- Which set of years of your life do you regret or wish you could
do over?
None
- Do you like yogurt? (and if so, which flavors)
Not really, but, the frozen kind is pretty good.
- The main ingredient in a Slim Jim is 'Mechanically separated chicken': true or false
It's a trick question. Slim Jim's don't have any meat in them.
- Are you happy?
You bet!
- If the Internet did not exist, what would most likely be doing? (Not what would you LIKE to be.... but what would you most LIKELY be doing)
Setting up wireless networks, and designing training resources with Flash.
- Do you actually care about politics?
Only if they effect me.
- Believe in God?
Struttin' like a G.O.D.!
- Go to church?
My church is my soul.
- Excercise daily?
Every other.
- What was your last personal accomplishment?
Waking up this morning.
- Ever screwed your girlfriend's friend?
Yep
- Ever get caught screwing your girlfriend's friend?
My girlfriend was there with us.
- Ever been stabbed or shot?
Nope
- Ever rappeled down the face of a 6 story building?
Not yet.
- Ever eat a whole jar of jalepenos just to see if you could?
With Nachos and Salsa.