How to get rid of a puppy
 

The stupid puppy wouldnt stop pissing in the house. I tried everything. I cant give it away. I am thinking about driving it ten miles from my house and leaving it, but it is cold and will starve/freeze to death. I dont want it to suffer. Should I shot it? What should I do?

are you fucking stupid? maybe I should drag your ass out in the woods and shoot you.

well, shoot yourself..i come over and get the puppy
fucking moron :321GFY

accept it, motherfucker.

I dont want to kill it, but someone told me that is what they would do. Prehaps I will just get them to do it. Seriously what is the best way to get rid of it?

You must be trying to stir up shit. Otherwise I can't explain why you'd act like a complete moron.

the best way is "don't buy a puppy if you are to stupid to handle it"
how long have you pissed into your pants?
teach the puppy but don't kill the puppy!!

get info about teaching the puppy from the internet.
there are a lot of ways.

drown it in the toilet :thumbsup

You fucking lazy ass. Go to a Wal-Mart or somewhere where there is a lot of people traffic and stand there with a sign saying puppy needs home today or will be put to sleep and I guarantee you within an hour or two he'll have a home.

Fuck I can't believe this post. Shooting a puppy. Fuck this whole planet needs to be NUKED. Too many idiots on it.

Jesus christ I can't believe how stupid some people are. It's a shame that you can just buy a puppy and there is no application process to filter out the shitheads like this from owning one.

Take the dog to a pound retard, do it and yourself a favor.

DH

Or make a " circus puppy " out of him. Trow him in the air (make sure he rotates) and film it. Then sell the videos.

Seriously I dont really give a fuck if some of you flame me, I understand some people are soft. And I understand that it is my fault for taking the dog without knowing how to properly train it. Thought it wouldn't be this difficult. For the dogs sake can anybody suggest anything?

train it you fucking asshole. you are the one who should be shot for even posting this message.

How long have you had the dog? It won't learn it in a week you know.

let's get over it. he's trying to stir up shit.


:boid

For about six weeks. I spent alot of time trying to get it house trained. I was told that if it didnt learn by now it will never learn. I cant have my house smell of piss.

By far the best idea and probably the quickest solution to your problem. Someone who WANTS a puppy will gladly take it off your hands and give it a good home.

Just make a sign, go there, sit for an hour. Problem solved.

it's easy man!

at regular intervals your puppy should be taken to a designated
place outside to relieve itself. you need to anticipate when a
dog will need to relieve itself.

as an approximate guide a puppy should be taken outside
after he wake up, after he eat, after playing and throughout
the day at least every 3 hours.


set an alarm to remind you to let the puppy out to relieve itself.

exercise your puppy before confining them to their crate.

anticipation - a puppy that suddenly sniffs the ground intensely
is usually signalling that it is looking for somewhere to relieve
itself.

put the puppy crate in a busy environment such as the
kitchen, so not to feel isolated.

never confine puppy in crate for punishment

Paper training a puppy is a two stage process: 1) train puppy to relieve itself on paper only 2) train puppy to go only outdoors. There is a potential risk of only partially house breaking a puppy using this method as it is trained that relieving itself indoors is acceptable.

Paper training is when the dog eliminates on the paper when indoors, but when outside it goes in a designated area.

The owner needs to monitor the dog and anticipate when the dog needs to relieve itself.

At regular intervals your puppy should be taken to the papered area or a designated place outside to relieve itself.

As your puppy relieves itself use words like "hurry up" then praise them. Soon your dog will learn the command "hurry up" means to relieve itself. It is important to praise your dog after it eliminates on the paper or outside in the designated spot so it learns that it is doing good by going in that area.

Whenever possible train your puppy to relieve itself outside in a designated area. A puppy needs to be taken outside after they wake up, after they eat and throughout the day at least every 3 hours.

Unless your puppy is to be completely an indoors dog (like a toy dog living in an apartment) then they need to be weaned off relieving themselves on the papered area. After the puppy learns that relieving itself on the papered area is ?good? then the papered area needs to be gradually diminished. As the papered area is diminished it should be moved closer towards the door and finally outside, by which time your puppy should be house broken.

Tips:

Generally let your puppy go outside when ever possible to relieve itself.

Set an alarm to remind you to let the puppy out to relieve itself.
Anticipation - A puppy that suddenly sniffs the ground intensely is usually signalling that it is looking for somewhere to relieve itself.
The important times to take your dog outside to a designated spot are, after they wake up and after they eat. This is a time where you can really emphasis praise when they relieve themselves and will be a very effective and fast way for them to learn.

http://www.about-dogs.com/puppy_hous...k_training.htm

learn it!!! or i come over to get the dog!
my dog was 1/2 year old when i get him and he
learned it also.

OMG, they killed kenny! You bustards!!

:BangBang:
:ak47:

Well I put it outside regularly, and I do know when it going to urinate. The thing is that after being outside it will come in and then piss. I give it little slaps in the head and say "NO", "BAD PUPPY" when catching it in the act then placing it ouside.
Please dont think I havent tried. Is it possible that some dogs just wouldnt learn?

Let's assume for a minute that you're serious.

Why is it that you can't give it away?

I appreciate all the helpfull replies I will read your links and post and see if I can develope a different approach. By the way I really dont think I can kill my little dog. I just wanted to stress my fustration with the situation, didnt expect to get that much reaction:winkwink:

You're a sad sack o'shit.

Simple, I cant find or know anybody who wants her

Whatever, I really dont give a fuck what you think I am

very possible. go get your shotgun.

you're such a penis :mad:

All I have is assault rifles:winkwink:

But seriously I am not that cold.

Do you hav a local animal shelter? They will take the dog for you and if it is a puppy they willhave no problem finding it a good home. They have a very good screening process so you know the puppy will be in good hands once it is adopted.

Great idea, thanks. I think I will try a different approach and if that doesnt work I will take her to the shelter.

how about rat poison ?

Hmm...wonder if all the people who bashed Ted from Prohosters will be here.

btw, if this is a joke, it's lame.

If it's not, you're pathetic. Only a retarded halfwit can't housetrain a puppy.

Spoken like a true wiseman :thumbsup

To everybody who flamed me, I just need to let you know that I am immune to it. Your comments dont mean a fucking thing to me. That is what I like about this message board, everything is open. I am done with this thread.

Kenny, you knew straight up with the crowd in here if you post anything about sending cats airborne, shooting puppies cause they pissed on your floor, the exact reaction you would get.

Got to realize there are a shitload of animal lovers in here.

Obviously anyone who would stoop so low to shoot their dog, wouldn't care about getting flamethrowers turned on full blast.

Reason it worked me up so much cause my ex wife's father did that with his dog when they sold their ranch. They had gotten the dog from the people who owned the property before them. Were there a couple years and then were moving up to Seattle.
So my ex is all worked up emotionally one day after talking to her dad on the phone and I said what's wrong. And she told me her dad didn't want to bring the dog with them to their new home so he just took it out back put a pistol to its head and blew it away.

I called him and freaked out over it and I didn't speak to him again after that. He knew we were animal lovers, had 7 pets at that time on 3 acres ourselves in LA, and would have gladly taken the dog off his hands and he just has that hunting kind of personality, where animals don't mean anything. Fucking idiot.

Your absolutely right, I walked right into a uppercut.:winkwink:

maybe you should use it as a Stunt Puppy?

Where do you live and what kind of dog is it ?