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EddyTheDog 03-13-2012 05:14 AM

What do you buy a 16 year old these days?
 
She is a typical 16 year old - Has to have the best of everything, I got her a top of the line mobile last year and she was moaning for a new one 3 months later.

I was thinking about just giving her some cash....

CurrentlySober 03-13-2012 05:19 AM

Cash is always a good choice for that age - Let them waste it on something friviouls and have a good time with it.

That way you are potentially giving them a memory of something that they want to do, instead of an object.

Oracle Porn 03-13-2012 05:21 AM

convertible bmw maybe?

DarkJedi 03-13-2012 05:22 AM

boobs job

EddyTheDog 03-13-2012 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 18819604)
convertible bmw maybe?

She would moan because I didnt get her a Merc....

EddyTheDog 03-13-2012 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 18819607)
boobs job

lol - Thats one thing she dosnt need - She is 5'11", atractive with a huge pair on her - Perhaps I should be buying condoms...

DVTimes 03-13-2012 05:30 AM

in england its a congratulations your a grandparent card.

in scotland its a congratulations your the oldest person in scotland card.

DarkJedi 03-13-2012 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 18819614)
lol - Thats one thing she dosnt need - She is 5'11", atractive with a huge pair on her - Perhaps I should be buying condoms...

Let us be the judge. Post pics.

SmutHammer 03-13-2012 05:32 AM

I agree with the idea of cash.

Sid70 03-13-2012 05:33 AM

I go with cash.

DWB 03-13-2012 05:38 AM

You can buy 16 year olds in Thailand, Cambodia, Laos, Philippines. Cuba, Dominican Republic, Haiti, and pretty much any poor country.

OHHHHHHHH.... what to BUY a 16 year old. Nevermind.

Best thing you can do is buy her some books about economics and money. She may not like them now but she'll appreciate it later in life. But to be nice, slip some cash in them.

EddyTheDog 03-13-2012 05:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 18819623)
Let us be the judge. Post pics.

I think there is a law against that....

I remember she used to come to my place and cry because the other kids took the piss because she was so tall - I told her to just wait and she would be the one laughing.

I think she has got it now - Boys fall at her feet and she loves it.

cherrylula 03-13-2012 05:42 AM

yeah cash, or gift card

Ross 03-13-2012 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DVTimes (Post 18819622)

in scotland its a congratulations your the oldest person in scotland card.

:error:error

What about gift vouchers to her fav clothes stores? That's what I give everyone regardless of age, means they will buy themselves some clothes and gift vouchers don't expire for like 2 years.

DEA 03-13-2012 06:37 AM

birth control.

DamianJ 03-13-2012 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 18819654)
yeah cash, or gift card

How thoughtful.

"I couldn't be arsed to think of anything special, unique or tailored to you, so here's some cash"

TheSquealer 03-13-2012 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 18819641)
You can buy 16 year olds in Thailand, Cambodia, Laos, Philippines. Cuba, Dominican Republic, Haiti, and pretty much any poor country.

OHHHHHHHH.... what to BUY a 16 year old. Nevermind.

Best thing you can do is buy her some books about economics and money. She may not like them now but she'll appreciate it later in life. But to be nice, slip some cash in them.

My friend wants me to ask you how much it costs to buy a 16 year old girl in Thailand. My friend thanks you in advance and my friend assures you that he's just curious.

cooldude7 03-13-2012 07:19 AM

iphone ?

i m sure it has vibrator in it

Vendzilla 03-13-2012 07:24 AM

I was pretty lucky with my kid, she never really wanted anything.; Yeah she went thru a couple ponies and has every doll house that came out, but getting her to ask for something was impossible. I'm the same way. My GF just keeps buying me stuff, I never ask for anything.
I got her some Doc Martin boots for Christmas, she loved them

u-Bob 03-13-2012 08:03 AM

a Nimbus 2000.

V_RocKs 03-13-2012 08:16 AM

Cash is always king with kids these days...

Don't even get them a prepaid VISA, AMEX, etc... They don't want those... They want cash.

PR_Glen 03-13-2012 08:19 AM

money in a growth style mutual fund account... the gift that will keep on giving, provided she doesn't spend it on shoes ;)

ElleSorbet 03-13-2012 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB (Post 18819641)
You can buy 16 year olds in Thailand, Cambodia, Laos, Philippines. Cuba, Dominican Republic, Haiti, and pretty much any poor country.

OHHHHHHHH.... what to BUY a 16 year old. Nevermind.


lol I'll be honest, I opened this because I thought I read 'where to buy...' :1orglaugh


At 16 I was always happy with giftcards for the mall.

PR_Chris 03-13-2012 08:52 AM

Does she have an iPad? The new one looks pretty slick!

Roald 03-13-2012 08:57 AM

get her one of these

http://www.mariuana.nl/images/cintura_castita.jpg

Fap 03-13-2012 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u-Bob (Post 18819922)
a Nimbus 2000.

I shouldn't have laughed at that.. but I did. :disgust

ThunderBalls 03-13-2012 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 18819853)
I was pretty lucky with my kid, she never really wanted anything.; Yeah she went thru a couple ponies and has every doll house that came out, but getting her to ask for something was impossible. I'm the same way. My GF just keeps buying me stuff, I never ask for anything.
I got her some Doc Martin boots for Christmas, she loved them



Listen you narcissistic prick, not every fucking thread is about YOU.

DudeRick 03-13-2012 09:08 AM

I should have gotten mine a gift certificate for towing! He wrecked 3 cars in 2 years...

ElleSorbet 03-13-2012 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Roald (Post 18820064)

:1orglaugh

CDSmith 03-13-2012 09:58 AM

Best thing you can give her is a sense of accomplishment. At 17 I wanted a car. My dad said "You want a car eh? Well you have my permission to get a job and earn one"

Best thing he ever did for me. Okay not really, he's done lots of great things for me over the years, but that was one of the better ones at that time of my life. That first car I had was bought with my own money, and I damn well loved and appreciated it.

Kids I knew that got cars given to them all wrecked theirs.

Nicky 03-13-2012 10:04 AM

A vacation maybe? Or just buy and ipad3

bronco67 03-13-2012 10:38 AM

I thought you wanted to know where to buy a 16 year old. Sorry.

react 03-13-2012 11:20 AM

Bath salts.

v4 media 03-13-2012 11:40 AM

a baby jesus buttplug, then tell her nothing in this world is free, get used to getting fucked in the ass and get a fucking job.

Eyeball 03-13-2012 12:47 PM

Cider and 20 cigs

papill0n 03-13-2012 12:52 PM

you thinking your being a good parent buy buying some ungrateful spoilt shithead more material crap they dont need ?

time for a rethink daddy

Spunky 03-13-2012 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by react (Post 18820497)
Bath salts.

The kids today snort that shit.:2 cents:

EddyTheDog 03-13-2012 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 18820746)
you thinking your being a good parent buy buying some ungrateful spoilt shithead more material crap they dont need ?

time for a rethink daddy

God, shes not mine.....

iwantchixx 03-13-2012 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 18820268)
Best thing you can give her is a sense of accomplishment. At 17 I wanted a car. My dad said "You want a car eh? Well you have my permission to get a job and earn one"

Best thing he ever did for me. Okay not really, he's done lots of great things for me over the years, but that was one of the better ones at that time of my life. That first car I had was bought with my own money, and I damn well loved and appreciated it.

Kids I knew that got cars given to them all wrecked theirs.

It's like that out where I am in NB.. lot of 16-18 year olds working out of town to buy a car. It's highly encouraged to many youth here to get off mommies tits, travel out of town daily and work hard because our town is dying off economically.

When I lived in the city, every youngin had mommy n daddy's gift of a car.

My ex had to buy her own. At 20 she wanted a new car. Mommy and daddy were very well off, well upper middle anyways. He told her to earn it. Work for it and buy with your own money. So she did and within 4 years she had spotless credit, perfect work ethic and drive and on her second brand new car that she pays for.

porno jew 03-13-2012 10:25 PM

get her some k2. she's be the life of the party.


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