What's the most outragious thing you'll do to get into the RIGHT parites at Internext
 

There are some parties that are fun and some that have the right contacts to further your business at internext.

I've had people offer me in excess of $1000 for an invite, sex, traffic, content, etc. What would you do to get into the RIGHT party for you?

First I'd be asking myself whether your title misspelling was for parity or parties...

oh gawd.

/me lolz

1000 bucks to get into an internext party? every one i've been to was free.

bend over baby, I got some more DICKtation for ya.

Actually it was an offer for $1000/head - they wanted 3 people to come. I turned them down.

Your spelling has an extra letter in it, you have something extra in your pants too?

I've ALWAYS got someone extra down there for a hot babe like you.

company I used to work for paid girls less than 1k to hang out around the booths and blow clients.

hahaha

:glugglug

If you have to pay or bribe then you have other problems... I use my personality to make friends and contacts... If thats not good enough for someone then they can go fuck.... you know the rest sing along. :glugglug

yup, personality goes a long way when you don't get in the door.......

I bet you actually wouldnt kick someone out if they just walked in either.... You wouldnt want to end up looking like a big baby whining that the person wasnt invited infront of the "E-Elite"

I admit, I'm a big softy. If I worked the door everyone who showed up would get in. But for that exact REASON I hire a doorman who's a real asshole and I stay FAR away from the door. If your name isn't on the guest list, you don't get in. That simple. Ask around how many people crashed my boat party in flordia - if your name wasn't on the list you didn't get on board. Period.

I mean if it was that simple to get in kimmykim would just bat her big beautiful eyes at me and get into every party.

so if you have no friends in the business, you'll pretty much be sitting in the hotel bar while everyone else parties and rubs titties?

damn, good thing i don't go heh

The sad fact is that to further enhance my ventures, I must admit I have done many things I am ashamed of and unfortunately, I can't remember what most of it was:glugglug

umm, no - you just end up going to the open parties. there' tons of them. they can be a lot of fun but it's often very difficult to find relevant people to your business at them.

If anyone needs an extra mexican to hangout and bring balance. Hit me up :thumbsup

i think thats a given...we always need another minority to keep from upsetting the ACLU!

I knew you had to keep the spare Big Mac somewhere...

ok, i'm game :glugglug

outch. I thought you loved me. sniff sniff.

I think he met "parasite" which is exactly what he is. Why anyone would offer $1000 to get into a TGP party is beyond me. I'll be at the paysite owner party, the real bread and butter of this industry. The leader of a TGP party is like the leader of the short bus.

Who makes more money in this business, Sleazy, the most successful TGP owner or the most successful paysite owner?


I'll also be at AVN, the convention reserved for the real players.

LOL. No matter how elite you think you are, you're still not getting laid (paying for it doesn't count).

Translation....How deep in my ass crack are you willing to lick in order to get into my party?

Hey if I was ever lost in the desert with a few gallons of water, I'd be happy to split that with you ;)

Don't get me wong... I would love to go to some of these parties.

Going to the elite parties would be a blast and I am sure that the networking that goes on at these parties can't be accomplished on a message board, ICQ, or through email but for every one person at these parties there are ten people or better that are out there meeting and planning the "next big thing" that the establishement can't envision becasue they are to busy congradulating themselves on having bigger dicks than the rest of the no bodies...

You said in one of your posts that you throw this party to thank all the people that helped you as you were starting out in this industry and showed you the way yet every chance you get your throw this party up in the faces of anyone that is not "elite"... I find this funny and strangley disturbing at the same time but what the hell do I know... :glugglug

hahahahaha the shortbus comment! This guy makes a good point though!

Hmmm, you've just described Sleazy to a t...

sure sounds like jealousy to me.................

just cause I think you're a total dumbass I'm gona ask you a question. As a big paysite which would be more valueable to you - hanging out with other COMPETATORS and comparing the size of you dicks or hanging out with some of the biggest traffic pushers to paysites in the adult industry.


sad how stupid you are when you think about it isn't it???????

Yes yes you found me out... please let me in... I love big macs, I can serve drinks, and I can get my pilot's license upgraded to non fixed wing aircraft if you need a helicoper pilot... please please please... do I need to drop some names?... heh

Group........................................hug

"What would you do to get into the RIGHT party for you?"

Fan you while shoving big macs in your gullet.

What's a "competator?" is that like a competing computer? Or a competent orator? Again, the short bus comment applies. Think about your argument Sleazy.... The Hun and Al4a and Worldsex and etc.... are your competitors dumb shit. If they weren't around, you'd be getting a lot more traffic than you are now.

Comparing the size of our dicks? Isn't that what the purpose of your thread is? You feel so inferior as to need to show off...that's pretty pathetic.


Furthermore, sure you push big traffic, but unlike the size of your waist line, it's the quality that matters, not the quantity. You're still king of the shit traffic, if that makes you feel better. And you're still not getting laid. Sucks to be you...

And finally, not sure how a pregnant midget site competes with a mature site or a teen oral or gay site.

Think before you post...if the above is any indication of your argumentative skills, I would feel guilty for taking advantage of you....

I'll kick someone in da nutz. Who I gotta kick? :P

I should be invited to all the parties - I'm lots of fun!

http://www.fubarwebmastersadventures...t/PB230611.JPG

This guy makes sleazy look like a bitch, He's pipecrewcash approved :thumbsup

You don't look like you are having fun. :winkwink:

97 more posts and I will be "elite" anyway so what difference does it make. :glugglug

Goodnight :sleep

Are you the one in the middle? You're hot!


Thanks pipe! Wait till you see my Sleazy trap. It's a 10 x 10 x 10 box held up by a post, tied with a rope. The bait is a medium-rare steak from Sizzler. As soon as the animal (Sleazy) takes the bait, I pull the rope.... believe me, it will work.