you seem to have this fettish dream that I can't get laid. is that because you're a skinny twerp that can't get laid? Psychology courses call this "projecting" - placing your own insecurities on someone else to ease your own miscommings. it looks like a textbook case in your instance.

I've been married 5 years - OBVIOUSLY I'm a virgin.....
I lived 3 years in a CO-ED dorm - yup - never saw any action there and I was skinny then too........


question - how do you even have a clue what the quality of my traffic is? Assuming you know everything about someone else's business without seeing the facts is the sign of a fool.


oh, and about the other sites like the hun and AL4A, I'm a gallery submitter - the main page exists simply to further that purpose.


You're a dumb, disturbed, and very jealous little man.

You were very cool to do that, but i thought it was a little mean when bunny got thrown into the tub. She handled it very well though, probaly cause you were in there and such a fun guy!

Not sticking up for Sleazy here but there are 1000's of webmasters in this business. Many would love to meet Fantasyman and other big paysite owners but how would that help a webmaster who is new or makes his entire income from tgp listings? Meeting someone who will actually help your business is the goal at any convention.

he might get more action than you. its not that hard to get laid.

I am still trying to figure out what Big Macs have to do with me getting laid. And not very successfully...

I swear this in front of everyone here:

If I get thrown into a hot tub with two georgeous girls at Internext, I promise I will not pull a face like I'm about to burst into tears. Did she steal the rubber ducky or something?



:helpme

yup, why do you think she's all smiles
:thumbsup

that's not what you said when I left!

I wouldn't do anything at all to get into a party.

Rather spend the time and money on drugs and hookers.

but what if the best drugs and hookers are in certain party?

Oh give me a break, hookers will ditch in a heartbeat if you offer them a better deal... just like strippers ;)

Make no mistake, any guy would give up their sister to get into the right party.

The three top parties that I know of:

1. The Internext Elite TGP party.

2. The Adult.com Presidential Suite Party.

3. The PlayboyCash Playboy Mansion Party (what?)

that's why I dont' have an open door party. they won't leave if they don't know abotu anything better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thanks lens - I was aweful nice to your sister too, dispite what she might have told you.

Uh oh, he told me your sister was a stripper!

I was kinda wondering why len's sister looked chineese...........oh well, I had fun with her........

Ive never known Bunny to get into any situation that she couldnt get her way out of....

Maybe I'm just too old to care about being invited to the "elite" parties or not. I will say that I've had an invitation to come to every single party - big, small and I guess "elite" - that I've ever wanted to attend in 5+ years of conventions (as well as all the private smaller parties throughout the years).

Why would ANYONE want to go to party they weren't invited to?! That makes no sense to me......

If you're going to have an "invitation only" party, you should keep it "invitation only" :thumbsup

DRUGS??

Sleazy, if you stopped stuffing your face with food and Aarons fat ass, your bubble may burst and you realize nobody cares about your little world.

BTW, the pic of you and Aaron in the limo is pricess. Just one question, did you use vaseline?

Just 1 question....

Why are you spamming an elite invite only party at every change
you get? It doesn't make a lot of sense....

A desperate cry for attention?

DynaMite

can't you just feal the love in here?

And you wonder why people don't like you? :Graucho

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Uhm....I don't know many people that make money from TGP listings. I know a lot of people that make money from using TGP listings to send traffic to a SPONSOR which then cuts them a check.

Ramster, a good sponsor makes all the difference in the world. I was a lonely TGP newbie that snuck into a paysite party years ago....I made friends with paysite owners who got me a better % on the payouts, offered me free access to the member's area so I could use the content for promotion, and gave me a few Hun listings. Sponsors want to cater to anyone who sends them traffic. Sure you could go to a TGP party and schmooze and hook up a few traffic trades. But c'mon, how insignificant is that?!?!

You really want to go to Sleazy's party, just offer him up a In N' Out double-double Animal style from the In N' Out on Tropicana and he'll let you in.

Classic. Did they mention the Limo was in the Carl's Jr drive-through?

I could see both those guys in a Carls Jr. ad:

"Don't bother me" (long pause) "I'm eating"

um, do honest, good business since 1996 in the industry and you will be VIP, free to everything =)

Funny thread :) My opinion (realizing that nobody cares)? People shouldn't be talking about their private parties on a public board. What use is it? And what the hell does the topic title suggest? The only obvious answer to that question is something along the lines of: I'll perform oral sex and take it up the ass if I can be a part of this wonderful experience.

:2 cents:

Yes Invite Him !! He is all what he says ! Btw did your wife see the pics ?? :1orglaugh http://www.fubarwebmastersadventures...t/PB230639.JPG

People do not like me:-(

OK How do I get into # 3 ????:Graucho

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

my limit would be putting a pillow under my shirt, donning a ball cap and writing "sleazydream" on my nametag. Anything more than that, I refuse to do. :glugglug

Nothing.....they will just ask me to be present :-)

obviously you're speaking from personal experience there.......

no more knee pads like last year eh?

Every man has his limits.

Well, I wouldn't call our party an elite party. Everyone is invited!

http://www.theplayersball.com

Come join us on the 8th.

Seemed like a good opportunity to spam my party. :Graucho

Peaches dont worry Ill invite you to an invitation only party for us old farts....

Peaches, I hear the bathroom doors don't lock at your parties. :winkwink: