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the real magoo 11-16-2002 04:40 PM

al-Qaeda threatened more attacks unless America converts to Islam
 
DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) -- A statement attributed to :BangBang: al-Qaeda threatened more attacks in New York and Washington unless America stops supporting Israel and converts to Islam, an Arab TV reporter who received the unsigned document said Saturday.


http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/meast/....ap/index.html

gothweb 11-16-2002 04:42 PM

"You should believe in the love and power of our god, because we are forcing you at gunpoint." Sure, it has worked before, but its still pretty fucked up. Also, I think technically, the heathens have bigger guns than the missionaries at this point.

ColKurtz 11-16-2002 04:46 PM

I wish we could just stay out of it and let the jews and muslims kill each other.

gothweb 11-16-2002 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ColKurtz
I wish we could just stay out of it and let the jews and muslims kill each other.
... and a few thousand New Yorkers. Great idea, pal.

ColKurtz 11-16-2002 04:55 PM

".. and a few thousand New Yorkers. Great idea, pal."

Well, if we stayed out of it, 9-11 would have never happend.

Heavily backing israel so much gives no benefit to the average american. And as time goes on, a lot of us are gonna die because of it.

gothweb 11-16-2002 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ColKurtz
".. and a few thousand New Yorkers. Great idea, pal."

Well, if we stayed out of it, 9-11 would have never happend.

Heavily backing israel so much gives no benefit to the average american. And as time goes on, a lot of us are gonna die because of it.

Various foreign people don't hate us just because we get involved politically and militarily. They hate us because we control a huge portion of the world economy, and in fact world culture. When you get big, you're a big target.

twistyneck 11-16-2002 05:03 PM

That settles it, I'm converting to Islam.

[Labret] 11-16-2002 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb


Various foreign people don't hate us just because we get involved politically and militarily. They hate us because we control a huge portion of the world economy, and in fact world culture. When you get big, you're a big target.

Delusional.

Steve 11-16-2002 05:11 PM

ALLAH AKBAR!

directfiesta 11-16-2002 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ColKurtz
".. and a few thousand New Yorkers. Great idea, pal."

Well, if we stayed out of it, 9-11 would have never happend.

Heavily backing israel so much gives no benefit to the average american. And as time goes on, a lot of us are gonna die because of it.

That's right.... The only reason the US is a target is it's support to a military state that occupies other peoples land...

What is so important to the US to "defend and liberate" the Iraqi people ( by putting their own man in charge of Irak) and not to defend the Palestinians who are under siege for the past 25 years?? Even the UN could not go to see a village occupied by Israeli troops.

Israel has the right to live in peace in Israel, not in satellite settlements... Respect the differences in cultures and religions. Diversity is the flavor of the world.

DaLord 11-16-2002 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb


Various foreign people don't hate us just because we get involved politically and militarily. They hate us because we control a huge portion of the world economy, and in fact world culture. When you get big, you're a big target.


America's enemies don't think about money that way.
They are controlled by religon. Not money.
They justify their acts by bending every single world said by Allah, Mullah or whoever they think is the 'almight one'.

mrthumbs 11-16-2002 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the real magoo
DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) -- A statement attributed to :BangBang: al-Qaeda threatened more attacks in New York and Washington unless America stops supporting Israel and converts to Islam, an Arab TV reporter who received the unsigned document said Saturday.

al-Qaeda threatened more attacks in New York and Washington unless America stops supporting Israel and you change your
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Brown Bear 11-16-2002 05:41 PM

You know, I bet America is probably converting to Islam already anyways.

Think about it. There are already something like 3 million muslims in the US already, and every year thousands and thousands of muslim immigrants come to the US. Also, muslim families tend to be larger than your typical white middle class family with 1.2 children. So muslims are probably slowly displacing the typical american. Eventually, they will be so numerous that they will overthrow the US government and install an Islamic dictator called Mohammed Allah Osama. Oh well, by that time Pat Buchanan will be dead, and so will America as you know it. :thumbsup

mrthumbs 11-16-2002 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear
You know, I bet America is probably converting to Islam already anyways.

Think about it. There are already something like 3 million muslims in the US already, and every year thousands and thousands of muslim immigrants come to the US. Also, muslim families tend to be larger than your typical white middle class family with 1.2 children. So muslims are probably slowly displacing the typical american. Eventually, they will be so numerous that they will overthrow the US government and install an Islamic dictator called Mohammed Allah Osama. Oh well, by that time Pat Buchanan will be dead, and so will America as you know it. :thumbsup

agree.. you can see this process happen in smaller
European countries (UK/Germany/Holland etc).

ColKurtz 11-16-2002 05:44 PM

Agreed, that has a better chance of happening in europe. Here the blacks and mexicans would prevent that. :glugglug

mrthumbs 11-16-2002 05:48 PM

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Originally posted by ColKurtz
Agreed, that has a better chance of happening in europe. Here the blacks and mexicans would prevent that. :glugglug
Not really. It's just takes longer for them to spread
in the US since it's a bigger country.

And the blacks are preventing what..?! :1orglaugh

Brown Bear 11-16-2002 05:49 PM

Have you been to London recently? I've never seen so many muslims in any western city. London loves Allah.

Fletch XXX 11-16-2002 05:49 PM

- bred to kill. not to care. -

- back to the front -

pornJester 11-16-2002 05:51 PM

I'll be changing my handle to mohamadJester

Ludedude 11-16-2002 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ColKurtz
".. and a few thousand New Yorkers. Great idea, pal."

Well, if we stayed out of it, 9-11 would have never happend.

Heavily backing israel so much gives no benefit to the average american. And as time goes on, a lot of us are gonna die because of it.

You'd figure a guy with your nickname would at least be smart enough to realize one of the major reasons why we back Israel. Didn't the Kurtz character go to Southeast Asia to fight for democracy? We back Israel because they are the only democracy in that entire fucked up region of the planet. The average American certainly benefits from the defense of democracy worldwide. Oh, that and the fact that if the Saudi's and Kuwaiti's ever kick us out, we're gonna need a place to stage the attack to get back our oil. Every fat-ass American who drives a gas-guzzling SUV certainly benefits from that :winkwink:

ColKurtz 11-16-2002 06:05 PM

I think the people that benefit are the oil companies. Not that I have a big problem with that. The richer big businesses are, the more jobs that are created, etc.


I just dont think if that small strip of land belonged to palenstine instead of isreal that american lives would be much different.

We have decent relations with some of the countries in that region. And could use our wealth to buy allies if needed.



I think Kurtz, like a lot of other soldiers try to do the right thing, or what they are told is the right thing, and then discover the horrors and hypocracy of war.

directfiesta 11-16-2002 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ludedude


We back Israel because they are the only democracy in that entire fucked up region of the planet. :

:warning
That's why they want to "remove" Arafat: democracy....They just are a bit ahead in their plan... They do not own yet Palestine... but will soon and democracy will prevail....

Democracy???? For the Israeli, tough they do assassinate their wown prime minister ... for democracy.

No point talking about peace :ak47:

SpaceAce 11-16-2002 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ColKurtz
".. and a few thousand New Yorkers. Great idea, pal."

Well, if we stayed out of it, 9-11 would have never happend.

Heavily backing israel so much gives no benefit to the average american. And as time goes on, a lot of us are gonna die because of it.

You can't possibly believe anything this boneheaded. "The Great Satan" in the West is their single biggest source of crystallizing hate. Without us to hate, the Muslim nations don't even get along with each other. It wouldn't matter WHAT we did, the West is too convenient a scapegoat and too easy a focus for their rhetoric.

Anyone who believes "If we just left them alone, they wouldn't hurt us" is either stupid or deep in denial.

SpaceAce

Webby 11-16-2002 07:21 PM

*http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/meast...t.ap/index.html*

Still another report from "He said she said CNN" about some unsigned document - origin unknown. Is this supposed to be a "story"??

I got a few unsigned documents under the ashtray here - mmm.. must call CNN! :Graucho

Ludedude 11-16-2002 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by directfiesta


:warning
That's why they want to "remove" Arafat: democracy....They just are a bit ahead in their plan... They do not own yet Palestine... but will soon and democracy will prevail....

Democracy???? For the Israeli, tough they do assassinate their wown prime minister ... for democracy.

No point talking about peace :ak47:

Hey, do you sale short ICQ unis?

SykkBoy 11-16-2002 07:33 PM

12clicks will not be pleased about this news.......

Martin 11-16-2002 07:33 PM

Having Bush in office doesn't help..

Webby 11-16-2002 07:39 PM

Martin:

*Having Bush in office doesn't help..*

*g* You reckon? *lol* Ok then .. there *might* just be something in that! *s* Never seen such an unqualified ass punted into power in any civilized society yet - suppose there is a first for everything! *g*

XXXManager 11-16-2002 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ColKurtz
I wish we could just stay out of it and let the jews and muslims kill each other.
Its a bugger you can't ha?
Cause Jews come after you blowing up your buildings.
Ho - sorry just got an update - its not Jews! Shocking :eek2
And anyway smartie - you mean Israelis. There are some non-terrorists Jews that are not in Israel. Drink milk - its good for the brains :thumbsup

XXXManager 11-16-2002 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ColKurtz
".. and a few thousand New Yorkers. Great idea, pal."
Well, if we stayed out of it, 9-11 would have never happend.
Heavily backing israel so much gives no benefit to the average american. And as time goes on, a lot of us are gonna die because of it.

So now I know who is to blame for 9/22 - its YOU because you backed Israel too much. And all this time the US army is chasing some innocent fela called Bin Laden!

XXXManager 11-16-2002 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]

Delusional.

I think they hate US because of some guy who lives in Detroit :winkwink:

gypsi 11-16-2002 08:09 PM

Southern Terrorist Advisory

The governors of Alabama, South Carolina, Arkansas,
Georgia, and Mississippi announced today that they
have made a disturbing discovery in their
states. Apparently, a small number of Al-Qaeda
terrorists have become romantically involved with
local redneck girls.

The result is not pretty and they now have the
sad task of reporting the creation of a new sector of
the human race: Islamabubbas. So far, only a
smattering of actual births have been reported,
but the FBI is hard at work trying to isolate and
seal them off.

To date, the Bureau has identified
the following children:

Mohammed Billy Bob
Abba Bubba Mohammed
Jethro Bin Thinkin Boudit
Mohammed Forrest Gumpa
Bubba Mohammed
Rubba Dub Dubba Bubba
Bobbie Joe Bubba
Amgood Atat
Betty Jean Hasbeena Badgurl
Linda Sue Bin There Dundat.

Not surprisingly, the Bureau believes all
to be the offspring of one couple:
Mohammed Whoozyadaddy and Yomamma Bin Lovin.


End of Advisory....

SleazyDream 11-16-2002 10:05 PM

ok, we all now prasie allah, bow our heads and go blah blah blah- will all the terrorism stop? I don't think so..........

Ludedude 11-16-2002 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
ok, we all now prasie allah, bow our heads and go blah blah blah- will all the terrorism stop? I don't think so..........
No, on top of that you'd have to stop eating at McDonalds :1orglaugh

SleazyDream 11-16-2002 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ludedude


No, on top of that you'd have to stop eating at McDonalds :1orglaugh

I was in the city today - I had a wendy's bacon swiss chicken burger for lunch - awesome sandwich. I really recomend it. Very tasty as fast food goes.

stopped at McDicks on the way home (first time in many Months), got a grilled McChicken sandwich- took one bite and I gave it to the dog. He even looked at me funny when I gave it to him. It was HORRIBLE.

Ludedude 11-17-2002 12:01 AM

I hear ya...McD's has crappy burgers but awesome french fries. I hate the fries at Wendy's. They're too thick and always taste undercooked to me.

Wendy's burgers are much better though...I always have to stop at 2 drive throughs when I do that.

Splicer 11-17-2002 12:03 AM

The U.S. supports Israel because Jews are a very important part of the American economy.

Democracy has nothing to do with it. :(

EscortBiz 11-17-2002 12:07 AM

Let me ask you guys this

If Bin Laden says he will stop all terror if President Bush stands in front of the White House on Live TV and jerks off to a gay porno movie?

You think the american people should demand the President do it in the name of "The War on Terrorism?"

What ya think?

Ludedude 11-17-2002 12:09 AM

Nah, fuck that. Let's keep turning big rocks into little rocks in Afghanistan :thumbsup

SleazyDream 11-17-2002 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
Let me ask you guys this

If Bin Laden says he will stop all terror if President Bush stands in front of the White House on Live TV and jerks off .........

doesn't he already do that? I mean I always though that was why his shoulder moves soo much when he makes a speech....


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