Should I kill my dog? Your vote counts
 

So Monday morning Myrna, my new puppy, dived into bed with me and poked me in the eye with her grubby little paw. It hurt a bit but not much, a couple of hours later 2 models came by for a shoot and by the end of the shoot I was all but blind in the offending eye. My GF sick of my constant whining threw me into a trike and off we went to see the doctor. "Major fucking infection" said the Doc. 2 days later said GF is still putting stingy fucking medicine in my eye every 2 hours, i am whacked out on pain killers and had to cancel 2 shoots. "Your dog has very dirty feet" said the Doc. as he presented his bill which amounted to the price of a second hand Mercedes. "It's hard to want sex with a man who cries when I put medication into his eye 12 times a day" says my GF. So I ask you should I off the little fucker?

I think you'd better better off killing yourself haha

Hello fake nick,
what has a dog to do in your bed? Your into animals? A dog should not be in the bed.
When its a puppy and you think about killing him for crushing your eye, by mistake, you should kill yourself, but not the dog.

great first thread.

Stop being a whiny little Bitch and your girlfriend wouldn't be upset with you. Your dog was just being loving, so yes put the dog to death for being lovable.

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1. wash dog's feet.

2. smack yourself in the head with nearest frying pan. (repeatedly)


nfm.

Consult fee: $20.

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Keep your pets clean. He has dirty feet because you have a dirty house and you don't wash him. You deserve an infected eye and perhaps also to be shot in the head.

Give the dog to somebody who is capable of dealing with what comes with them. Then, don't have kids.

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Fucker .

I see what I did there :Oh crap

give your dog a fucking bath already.

You know what happened don't you? Your puppy stepped in it's own shit, then came and stuck it's shitty paw in your eye. You now have shit in your eye. Infecting it. Why did your dog do this? Because dogs can sense the nature of humans, if you're kind and caring or if you're a complete douche. It's obvious which one you are.

ps. Your dog rocks.

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Don't mind me, I just stopped by to lay a fart.

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THanks for the input, the fucker is dead!

You leave your dog in tour bed? with dirty feet?
ahahaha
It's all your fault! he did not meant to poke you in the eye i am sure
Leave the poor thing alone and read some http://home.wxs.nl/~keule207/tipsEngels.htm

Trike? Are you in The Philippines?
Sell it. Aso Adobo can be pretty tasty.

I say an eye for an eye.

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What he said you have a pet and they tend to do that.... So if you had a two year old child that did that accidentally did that to you would kill that two.



IDIOT:2 cents:

dont blame being a pussy on a puppy:2 cents: suck it up:1orglaugh

Quoted for the truth :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Exactly! :thumbsup


I personally think your a fucking stupid guy if you really think about Killing your puppy, :321GFY You asshole! give it to someone who would give some love to the little puppy!

Try washing the dogs feet...


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Eyesight is over rated

People who take this thread serious are pretty fucking lame

Quoted for truth.

Kill your GF, eat her and give some to the dog then run fast to the nearest train track and play dare with the train and lose.

Oh and bring the dog to animal shelter before you do the train thingy.

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ahhh thats just whats called a bad day...

Why did you let the dog put her paw in your eye?

He might want to try cleaning his floors. Sounds like he lives in a shithole.

there was no voting at all wtf

I'd get rid of the g/f first. She seems like more of a whiny bitch than you are.

Now, if my dog wakes me up at 8 AM again, I may have to take him out.

kill yourself instead :-)

haha thats nothing wait till he jumps up on your bed and uses your eye as a tree or poops on your head

Actually BadDog, the GF called him a whiny bitch cause he had a booboo in his eye. Hell taking pain killers for an eye infection... C'mon man that's week :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I'm sure GF will dump his ass in the next few days and run away with the pooch.

Every morning my dog comes into my bedroom and gets on the bed. He carefully sneaks over to my face and with surgical precision he
very very gently touches his nose to my eyelid to wake me up. It gets my day started with a :)