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blademaster16 10-22-2008 08:52 AM
kick his ass but don't kill him !

Manowar 10-22-2008 08:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 14934956)
great first thread.
haha, just what I was thinking!

tony286 10-22-2008 10:09 AM
not the dogs fault

Slappin Fish 10-22-2008 10:59 AM
To all the dumbass people replying as if this was "real"....get a life.

sweetredhead 10-22-2008 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 14934967)
Give the dog to somebody who is capable of dealing with what comes with them. Then, don't have kids.
so true
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

genoveze 10-22-2008 11:10 AM
hahaha man, it's just like cutting down a tree because you bumped your head into it, man you are smarter you took the decision to bring the dog in bed and lick him on the mouth so he can smack you, and man isnt your gf jealous for kissing the dog? I would worry about my relationship, dogs lick their ass and balls man, stop kissing that dog!

ps come online and say that you killed the dog see what reaction you get on teh forum LOL

beerptrol 10-22-2008 12:39 PM
"It's hard to want sex with a man who cries when I put medication into his eye 12 times a day"
Stop crying like a little bitch!
I bet you don't cry half as hard when she takes the megacock strapon to your ass.

dav3 10-22-2008 12:41 PM
the nsa has just notified your local animal control.

Useless Warrior 10-22-2008 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14935002)
Your dog rocks.
:2 cents:

Jodee_ExoticPays 10-22-2008 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Enemator (Post 14934951)
I think you'd better better off killing yourself haha
:thumbsup:thumbsup

MediaManiac 10-22-2008 01:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 14934965)
1. wash dog's feet.

2. smack yourself in the head with nearest frying pan. (repeatedly)


nfm.

Consult fee: $20.

ty
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

digifan 10-22-2008 02:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 14934967)
Give the dog to somebody who is capable of dealing with what comes with them. Then, don't have kids.
What she said :thumbsup

Andrew138 10-22-2008 02:46 PM
Dog the Bounty Hunter poked me in the eye.

Supz 10-22-2008 02:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jens Van Assterdam (Post 14934953)
Hello fake nick,
what has a dog to do in your bed? Your into animals? A dog should not be in the bed.
When its a puppy and you think about killing him for crushing your eye, by mistake, you should kill yourself, but not the dog.
i have to agree with j.v.a.

you do know that is illegal right?

pigman 10-22-2008 03:44 PM
Ofcourse it shall die.

ExLust 10-22-2008 06:41 PM
Be kind to animals. Clean your house instead. Or give it to the shelter.

christiancardim 10-22-2008 09:30 PM
So I read Myrna all of your responses, at 3 months her reading skills are limited and besides I hate it when she licks the computer screen.
"They all seem to want you dead" she looked at me in shock.
"So it would seem" I replied,
"Who the fuck would feed me then" the look of shock turned to one of total panic.
"I guess you would have to go back to rummaging through garbage" I told her.
"And living back at the whore house?"
"I guess so"
"The fuckers!" she said and went back to drinking out of the toilet.

papill0n 10-22-2008 09:48 PM
you can always count on gfy for quality advice :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Pornopat 10-22-2008 10:36 PM
Obviously you did not take care of your dogs hygiene. Please kill yourself.

ukxtra 10-23-2008 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by christiancardim (Post 14934950)
Major fucking infection
I just don't get all this medical jargon

Quote:
Originally Posted by christiancardim (Post 14934950)
"Your dog has very dirty feet" said the Doc.
Fucking genius!

cherrylula 10-23-2008 10:16 AM
My grandfather's uncle died of a cat scratch to the eye, the infection spread to his brain and killed him.

Not kidding! :1orglaugh

CDSmith 10-23-2008 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 14941458)
My grandfather's uncle died of a cat scratch to the eye, the infection spread to his brain and killed him.

Not kidding! :1orglaugh
That's it, now I have to break out the Nuge in honor of your dead uncle who died from...

BardMan 10-23-2008 11:03 AM
Id say suck it up and be a man... you whine like a little bitch


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