I am THE BEST designer on GFY:
 

Honestly i dont want to brag but i am BY FAR the best, i am the new design legend around here.

i make more $$$ in a fucking month without even trying then you are your ugly wife do combined.

no no my portfolio is not online and no you cannot be my client, YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER, i deal with fucking ballers not GFY simps and wannabes.

all you designers BOW DOWN to the new king. :pimp

I actually have the worlds largest cock. No I wont post a picture of it and no you can't fuck it. This cock is only for super models that pay me 1 million a night to fuck them. All the rest of you are fucking LAME!

C'mon post it! I mean... You already posted the worlds largest forehead.

and I have the worlds tightest ass. No you can't ...etc

you do killer web 2.0 stuff thats for sure

thx fris appreciated

fuck these gfy haters, ill borrow u a cock sock and we will let it hang low and we will really show these simps how we keep the hot bitches warm in the winter. PURE SEX GAME :pimp

wow ok my forehead is far from large. lol Are your eyebrows in your hairline or something? lol :1orglaugh

Don't hate... regulate.

I tried to understand that but Dixie came in and gave me a hardon and all the blood rushed from the brain behind my huge forehead... :Oh crap

Regulators!!!

http://www.monkeymusic.at/Warren_G/W...20Cover_gr.jpg

If I am a baller, you are black.

PS I am coming to Alberta to hang out with you.

i can smell pussy juices on my face yet...

Plz Thats Wat Eeryone Says Bout Thm Selfs...lol Wat A Joke

Dude.. niggas got a IRC channel! WATCH OUT! COMMIN THREW!

Please reserve Title caps for thread Titles. I appreciate your understanding.

lets do it BRA

when and where i am back in on the 23rd ALL LOVE!!! :pimp

I don't even wanna know what "ALL LOVE" is referring to ... Bow chicka bow wow...

what do you have? other then spelling errors in your sig.

Amp??? Is that you?! :error

deja vu ass wreck!

Welcome to the club:thumbsup

Prove your ass then:

http://www.2muchcash.com/index.php

sign up for our B2B affiliate program, plus, I PROMISE, if you sign up for the partner program, we'll send you the next five design jobs requested...

right to the bone!

:D

Anyone who does tableless designs is better than a majority of the designers on gfy, but yes, you are the best from what I have come across.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:321GFY

yoouuu aiint shit..

:1orglaugh Anyone that relies entirelly on Tableless design is a fool.

Tabless has no advantage to standard Table Based layouts, infact Tabless layouts still have many cross browser incompatibilities. Meaning A tableless design is more likely to look like shit in in IE than FireFox and will look different in a Nokia and even more different in an Ipod. Fact is... It is still unreliable for control of layout.

There are still many issues to be solved with Tableless based design.
Only reason anyoen would want tabless design is for Mobile devices and such and even in those cases Tableless over Table design is not even worth comparing.

Its just a different way but not a solid way that insures cross browser and mobile compatibility. Table based design still is better, however a good designer uses both and knows when to use Tableless and not use Tables.

All browsers have CSS bugs, and IE leads the pack in this area, but that is not the end of the story. Microsoft has seen fit to engineer their browser to deliberately violate the standards in several critical ways. It might just be a mis-guided attempt to "make it simple" for newbie coders, or it might be a cynical ploy to crush the competition, but in any case it creates huge headaches for those of us who desire to employ CSS positioning on our pages.

http://www.positioniseverything.net/ie-primer.html

I am the best designer on GFY. Look at this:
:1orglaugh:):1orglaugh

See that? That's called symmetry!

You mean like your some kind of D&G teez designer right?
Not websites, or?

Do you design scarfs and shit?

It really is.

... so you are in, in our club...lol

I love cock!

Retarded.

Even more retarded.

best quotes ever.

alien there is a way to have it so there is no errors on any browsers, when the page is done perfect you will find maybe 1 error max, and i am not even talking about it validating.

CSS always has its advantage. it was indeed a huge headache for me to learn but once mastered now i am glad i went through hell to learn it

Good for you!

Alien that is the most retarded shit you could say... you truly dont understand mixing Search engines and Designs...

To many many clients it is key to be placed as well... Css > tables everytime...

as for metaman...

Im serious man... Im intrigued by your talk and other people's compliments...

NO hatin, no stealin... just truly intrigued...

Hit me up to talk shop god dammit...

http://theroosterstrikes.files.wordp...08/04/werd.jpg

give me some time dude, i am back on wed :)

i just dont want to strike up a convo and then be rude and not have time to follow through on things.