I have NEVER masturbated in my life
 

Truth.

Can anyone say the same?

Liar 8chars

i have never masterbated in the last 3 minuites.

i masturbated lastnight :Oh crap

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ORLY --- likely story ----

I've never gone a day without doing so...How many people can say that?

You just get someone else to do it for you......








I still have blisters on my hands :(

I am doing it now

having your dog lick your nuts counts as masturbation.

Does staring at red make you horny?

you serious?

Sorry to hear that ....

That is quite unbelievable!:1orglaugh

Liar!!! You are missing out. Once you start you can't stop....

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ummm, i dont know if thats even possible.

sex is good but it never beats the real thing :winkwink:

kind of like pringles, where once you pop, you can't stop?

That's just because you can't though right?

anyone who says they never masturbated is either a liar, has medical problems, or is serial killer.

you're 12?

That sums it up well, although the serial killer theory is a bit far off

Which one are you then? :winkwink:

Liar. :pimp

You should try it. It feels good :2 cents:

whats stopping you?

I agree, it's addictive :D

shitty for ya, probably backed up and hostile

And you're proud of that?

Hehehe... nice one. C'mon Sly, admit it, if you could, you would!

(looking up the patent for the auto-masturbation device)
http://www.patentstorm.us/patents/6902525-claims.html

I'm pretty sure that you've said in the past that you are in a chair... perhaps you're unable to masturbate? but that would mean you couldn't have sex either?? damn that would suck ass






or....





you're just trolling. lol

Double amputee?

You people obviously do not know who Sly is :)

Then why do you have the nickname "The Amazing Wheeling Erection"?

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nevermind, just thought of something...

my bad.

I'm so sorry for you.

No physical problems? Everything works fine?