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engorgecash 10-11-2006 07:19 AM

Any parent who allows their kid to have a food preference is a failure
 
Children are to eat what they are given to eat. Period.

Currently eating Oatmeal (no sugar) for mine. :thumbsup

mike217 10-11-2006 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by engorgecash (Post 11048478)
Children are to eat what they are given to eat. Period.

Currently eating Oatmeal (no sugar) for mine. :thumbsup

Didn't I just read about you not wanting to date women with kids and now you are telling people how to raise kids. Your posts seem assanine and boring. :pimp :2 cents:

OG LennyT 10-11-2006 07:22 AM

Idiots like you shouldnt breed. (another handy parenting idea)

engorgecash 10-11-2006 07:24 AM

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Originally Posted by mike217 (Post 11048492)
Didn't I just read about you not wanting to date women with kids and now you are telling people how to raise kids. Your posts seem assanine and boring. :pimp :2 cents:

No, you just read a step father will always play second fiddle to a mothers crotchfruit that are not his own.

Bozena X 10-11-2006 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by engorgecash (Post 11048478)
Children are to eat what they are given to eat. Period.

Currently eating Oatmeal (no sugar) for mine. :thumbsup

No offence, but that fucking blows. You should teach kids to enjoy healthy food, not shove tasteless shit in their face. And a little bit of natural brown sugar, and some raisins makes it more healthy, not less, and it sure tastes a fuckload better.

SlamDesigns 10-11-2006 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by engorgecash (Post 11048509)
No, you just read a step father will always play second fiddle to a mothers crotchfruit that are not his own.

Classy...very classy.

engorgecash 10-11-2006 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Bozena X (Post 11048513)
No offence, but that fucking blows. You should teach kids to enjoy healthy food, not shove tasteless shit in their face. And a little bit of natural brown sugar, and some raisins makes it more healthy, not less, and it sure tastes a fuckload better.

Bullshit. You can't force a kid to eat something it doesn't want to eat. True.

A few days of that kind of finicky bullshit however, and those brussel sprouts and lima beans will start looking pretty good.

Feeding yours Doritos and Ring Dings much?

TattleGuy 10-11-2006 07:31 AM

Any parent who allows their kid to post crap on the internet is a failure. I wish your folks better success.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 10-11-2006 07:31 AM

Its obvious by now folks this child is playing with ya'all. My bet is his mom still has him locked away in his cage and he is bored :1orglaugh

Chris 10-11-2006 07:32 AM

I gave my daughter a choice between a mixture of apples banana's and oranges or a bowl of cherrio's
she picked the fruit :)

engorgecash 10-11-2006 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by dvd316 (Post 11048497)
Idiots like you shouldnt breed. (another handy parenting idea)

So you think kids should be allowed to choose? Why stop with food? I bet you think it's OK for a kid to choose his own clothes, religion, allowance, right?

mike217 10-11-2006 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by engorgecash (Post 11048573)
So you think kids should be allowed to choose? Why stop with food? I bet you think it's OK for a kid to choose his own clothes, religion, allowance, right?

I think your an idiot and your kids are going to grow up resenting the hell out of you if you keep telling them how to live every aspect of their lives. :pimp

TurboAngel 10-11-2006 08:43 AM

Well I had no choice of what I was going to eat growing up. The times have changed.

mike217 10-11-2006 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by engorgecash (Post 11048524)
Bullshit. You can't force a kid to eat something it doesn't want to eat. True.

A few days of that kind of finicky bullshit however, and those brussel sprouts and lima beans will start looking pretty good.

Feeding yours Doritos and Ring Dings much?

I'm sorry, you refer to your children as "it". You also refer to them as "crotchfruit". Then you proceed to say that a man should not support a woman with children if he loves her and his children. Hot damn, I see parent of the year award coming for you.

You are a complete fucking idiot. :321GFY :321GFY :321GFY

Adultnet 10-11-2006 08:47 AM

to this i say.. strange,strange,strange :)

ForteCash 10-11-2006 08:49 AM

I ate plain oatmeal as a kid and still do today, I love it. Americas sugar addiction has claimed many kids with child onset diabetis. i think this guy is on to something :thumbsup

MattO 10-11-2006 08:50 AM

Sure, force your kid to eat what you tell them, dress how you tell them, worship what god you tell them. Just be prepared when they murder you.

L-Pink 10-11-2006 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by dvd316 (Post 11048497)
Idiots like you shouldnt breed. (another handy parenting idea)

:1orglaugh

engorgecash 10-11-2006 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by MattO (Post 11049033)
Sure, force your kid to eat what you tell them, dress how you tell them, worship what god you tell them. Just be prepared when they murder you.

Who's talking about forcing them to eat? They're perfectly free to go without. Which they won't do for more than one meal, I assure you. :pimp

babymaker 10-11-2006 08:57 AM

it's true, parents withs fat unhealthy kids are unfit trash with no disipline. usualy trailer trash or ghetto garbage.

or most parents now :( they are all weak little fucks who will have all their kids failing life, you see these people on the nanny shows holy christ.

AnnaSucks 10-11-2006 09:01 AM

I think this will be the first and the last time I agree with you...

I wasn't given a choise when I was a kid. A lot of other kids I new were, and they still don't eat anything but sausages and mashed potatoes lol. It's really impolite and annoying when a family like this comes over for a dinner, you've prepared a dinner, and the kids make a big fuss over the food... and a lot of times, even the parents say "But our children don't eat this/that". I could go on about this for hours...

My dad was a lot stricter about issues like this, but even my mom made me at least taste everything, and I will grow my kids the same way.

Now when I'm living on my own I eat what I like, mostly very unhealthily, but when someone else is cooking, I have the manners to eat a bit of everything.

mike217 10-11-2006 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by engorgecash (Post 11049048)
Who's talking about forcing them to eat? They're perfectly free to go without. Which they won't do for more than one meal, I assure you. :pimp

So now you call your kids "it" and "crotchfruit" and don't feed them if they dont' like the shit you are trying to feed them. Can you give me some more helpful parenting tips. I want my kids to grow up to be serial killers as well. :pimp

ae-sc 10-11-2006 09:03 AM

portioning is much more important

AnnaSucks 10-11-2006 09:04 AM

Damn... I re-read the title. I don't agree with them, but I still wouldn't call them a "failure", lol.

mike217 10-11-2006 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by AnnaSucks (Post 11049149)
Damn... I re-read the title. I don't agree with them, but I still wouldn't call them a "failure", lol.

From the statements made, I would definitely call them a failure. Come on now. Let's take the time to read the statements they made. :pimp

TheDoc 10-11-2006 10:30 AM

My kids love Oatmeal, add in some cinnamon and sliced bananas or applesauce, they eat it up. Youngest one refused to eat it with a spoon, the spoon doesn?t hold enough food for him, he just loves it and shoves it in.

Scramble some eggs, add a little whole milk and cheese, toss in a side of toast with jam on it. Any mixture of fruits with soft granola bars.

Young kids don?t like fruit? If you have it in the fridge then bring it to room temp, or the reverse. The temperature of fruit changes it taste, tanginess, and so on.

Kids don?t like veggies, then spice them up. Sometimes the bland taste turns them away. So a small amount of butter, and a small amount of pepper or other mild spices, just don?t over do it and make sure it?s mixed well. The small spice taste makes a huge difference. Steaming vs cooking in water, much healthier and it preserves the taste better, takes about the same amount of time to make.

Health for kids is simple. Give them as little packaged or pre-made food as possible. (lunchables, fast food, canned soups, and soda is bad) Moreless, homemade food is always healthier, even if it isn?t a perfect meal. Just use less butter, fats, salt, and a little to no fried foods. Other than go wild kids love all kinds of stuff and opening them up to a mixture of GOOD foods will allow them to enjoy really good food later in life.

pink_in_the_middle 10-11-2006 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by mike217 (Post 11048981)
I see parent of the year award coming for you.

You never know. Jessica Simpson was housewife of the year ....:1orglaugh

StuartD 10-11-2006 12:24 PM

That's retarded. Are parents also supposed to force them to like all colours and not allow them to pick a favorite?

spazlabz 10-11-2006 12:25 PM

big source of contension between my wife and I
I say: They eat what we eat, including all their veggies
she says: They dont like ____(insert whatever healthy food we are choosing to eat on this blue moon day) so I will make them something different.

My mom made liver and onions, I wouldnt eat liver and onions... I didnt eat


spaz

Raven 10-11-2006 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ForteCash (Post 11049016)
I ate plain oatmeal as a kid and still do today, I love it. Americas sugar addiction has claimed many kids with child onset diabetis. i think this guy is on to something :thumbsup

I eat plain oatmeal now and I agree. It is yummy.

What's disturbing is what I'm reading about the generation coming up.

They may be the first generation who will not live longer than their parents and what they eat is a mighty influence.

Between the sugar and the trans fats, our kids are dying sooner than we are.

That's pretty wild stuff.

My child did not eat junk growing up. If he didn't like what was put in front of him, he was offered one alternative, just as healthy. If that did not suit him, he did not eat. And, THAT was the choice he was given.

I know it's hard getting kids to eat. Standing firm in the short term will have greater benefits long term.

StuartD 10-11-2006 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 11050713)
big source of contension between my wife and I
I say: They eat what we eat, including all their veggies
she says: They dont like ____(insert whatever healthy food we are choosing to eat on this blue moon day) so I will make them something different.

My mom made liver and onions, I wouldnt eat liver and onions... I didnt eat


spaz

I love liver and onions :)

lambpie 10-11-2006 12:41 PM

obesity is quickly becoming the no1 killer, so the amount of fat kids i see is worrying..

sicone 10-11-2006 12:42 PM

why is this fucktard not banned yet?

RuthB 10-11-2006 12:48 PM

from your other thread (where you say how disgusted you were seeing your wife give birth to your child) you implied your child was only 4 months old... isn't oatmeal a little wrong to give to a 4 month old? :error

Mr. Romance 10-11-2006 12:48 PM

agree

Mr. Romance

Jarmusch 10-11-2006 12:50 PM

You sound like a nazi father.

spazlabz 10-11-2006 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by StuartD (Post 11050851)
I love liver and onions :)

Lots of people do! There are people who eat a lot of things I don't think I would even try (although I did try liver and inions)
Take for instance blood pudding...
nothing against the people who actually consume it, but I never would.. the same goes for hagis!


spaz

engorgecash 10-11-2006 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by WEGRuth (Post 11050995)
from your other thread (where you say how disgusted you were seeing your wife give birth to your child) you implied your child was only 4 months old... isn't oatmeal a little wrong to give to a 4 month old? :error

I have two, a son and a daughter. Thank you. :thumbsup

(I'd still like to know to how to raise my daughter so players and pimps will hate)

engorgecash 10-11-2006 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by babymaker (Post 11049098)
it's true, parents withs fat unhealthy kids are unfit trash with no disipline. usualy trailer trash or ghetto garbage.

or most parents now :( they are all weak little fucks who will have all their kids failing life, you see these people on the nanny shows holy christ.

Troof. Walk into any Burger King and you will find obese women with obese kids. Walk into a Whole Foods and you see fit yoga milfs with attractive kids. Pisses me the fuck off that parents can be so irresponsible. :2 cents:

czarina 10-11-2006 06:22 PM

I'm A Failure!


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