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The Duck 05-19-2006 06:33 AM

So I nearly got killed today...
 
My neighbor accidentally put a .44 Magnum round though my wall. It missed my head by three inches. It started in his bathroom, went through the mirror, went through the closet on the other side, blew through that closet door, traveled across his hallway, blew through our common wall, richocheted upward off my computer desk, and lodged in the doorframe.

Pix:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...r/wallHole.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...aftgunshot.jpg

So I was playing World of Warcraft. I'm right handed. You can pretty much figure out where I was sitting. Bonus: Free new computer desk.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...ulletFrame.jpg

Where the round finally stopped. It hit the desk and ricocheted upwards, which is how it ended up at the top of the doorframe.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...throomHole.jpg

My neighbor's bathroom, where the shot originated. Check out the mirror. Something tells me he just forfeited his security deposit. Note the twin .50AE Desert Eagles, M-16 magazine, loose ammo, and .357 Magnum laying around like toys. Nice. The .44 Magnum he nearly killed me with is out of sight.

He also owns a 5.56mm M-4 carbine, a Bushmaster 5.56mm AR-15, a Czech 7.62mm AK-47, a 7.62mm German G3, a Belgian 5.56mm FN-FAL, about half a dozen Glocks from 10mm on down, a .44 Automag, a Heckler & Koch MP5, and a Barrett Light Fifty .50 cal sniper rifle and a .454 Casull on order.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...llShrapnel.jpg

Me, wearing drywall shrapnel.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...armorcraft.jpg

The manager is already starting eviction procedures against him. It is now safe to play Warcraft again.

:Oh crap

EdgeXXX 05-19-2006 06:36 AM

Holy shit! That will wake you up LOL

seeric 05-19-2006 06:36 AM

you are so fuckling lucky you arent dead.


at first glance, looks like the idiot was playing clint eastwood in the mirror. god i can't believe that some people are allowed to purchase firearms.

Sydney_AWP 05-19-2006 06:40 AM

Glad to hear your safe. Always wear your bullet proof now.

EdgeXXX 05-19-2006 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kandah
Note the twin .50AE Desert Eagles, M-16 magazine, loose ammo, and .357 Magnum laying around like toys. Nice. The .44 Magnum he nearly killed me with is out of sight.

He also owns a 5.56mm M-4 carbine, a Bushmaster 5.56mm AR-15, a Czech 7.62mm AK-47, a 7.62mm German G3, a Belgian 5.56mm FN-FAL, about half a dozen Glocks from 10mm on down, a .44 Automag, a Heckler & Koch MP5, and a Barrett Light Fifty .50 cal sniper rifle and a .454 Casull on order.

I can't really say anything because I have an arsenal of my own... but, damn... sounds like he's getting ready to start some shit.

Altwebdesign 05-19-2006 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
...looks like the idiot was playing clint eastwood in the mirror.

Thats the best thing ive heard all day,
what the hell is he doing with all them guns anyway?!

seeric 05-19-2006 06:43 AM

wow man, after closer look, i'd say you owe your life to that little desk. from where you posted the bullet ended up and where it came from, it looks like the desk defledted it upwards and into the door frame. if in fact that is the case, you're a lucky guy, if that shot had been just a half an inch higher the path of the bullet would have came straight at you. wheeeeeeeeew.

go buy lottery tickets.

J. Falcon 05-19-2006 06:45 AM

You are very fortunate.

Buzz 05-19-2006 06:46 AM

Good to hear everything's ok
I'd wear a helmet and a vest if I had a neighbour like yours :Oh crap

karlm 05-19-2006 06:47 AM

Holy shit dude that is scary

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 05-19-2006 06:51 AM

holy fuck, that is very scary.

Altwebdesign 05-19-2006 06:52 AM

i wouldnt want to be the one who tells him hes being evicted, or be the landlord

Juilan 05-19-2006 06:52 AM

Jesus Kandah that is insane. Glad your OK for real.

Grapesoda 05-19-2006 07:40 AM

this is why I have 1911's . . I though very carefully about the neighboring apts before I picked up my guns . . .

Chris 05-19-2006 07:47 AM

jesus christ
did you get to a safe locatioin in your game atleast/21??!?!?!?!?!

rants 05-19-2006 07:47 AM

Did you yell at him? Are you filing a police report?

Thats insane.

wdsguy 05-19-2006 07:50 AM

wow so u really gotto wear your bullet proof vest when playing wow huh.

Liquid Houdini 05-19-2006 07:52 AM

Never fails to impress me how guns find their way into the hands of Darwins.

kilotoons 05-19-2006 07:53 AM

Wow bro that is some scary shit, glad you're okay.

Dirty F 05-19-2006 07:55 AM

Arent you the guy that always says he wish guns were legal in your country?

Something tells me theres more going on here. Ive seen you post several times about guns if im not mistaken and i noticed a little gun obsession going on. I doubt its coincidence your neighbour has all these guns.

And you are the perfect example what happens when people have guns.

Dirty F 05-19-2006 07:56 AM

And the funny thing is i bet your neighbour told everybody he is a 'responsible gun owner" just like all other gun owners always say. Accidents never happen to them.

Dirty F 05-19-2006 07:57 AM

FUcking idiots with their guns. Especially in sweden. Wtf you need it for?

crockett 05-19-2006 08:00 AM

Wow you are damn lucky that didn't hit you..

So this begs the question if you die in real life do you die in your game?

VicJay 05-19-2006 08:13 AM

Shit, this is fucked up :Oh crap You are lucky to stay alive!!!

The Sultan Of Smut 05-19-2006 08:15 AM

Fuuuuck close one.

mardigras 05-19-2006 08:22 AM

Holy crap! You definitely have a guardian angel on your shoulder (the right one:upsidedow)

I could never live in an apartment. This is an extreme example why.

donnie 05-19-2006 08:33 AM

WTF!

I have seen those pictures like a month ago. Some other dude was telling the same story and showing the same pictures....

http://antiotter.livejournal.com/144625.html?page=1

Or maybe it is you...

Dirty F 05-19-2006 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donnie
WTF!

I have seen those pictures like a month ago. Some other dude was telling the same story and showing the same pictures....

http://antiotter.livejournal.com/144625.html?page=1

Or maybe it is you...



Hahaha didnt i say more was going on and mention a gun obsession...

God how pathetic.

I just knew something was up with this post.

loverboy 05-19-2006 08:37 AM

wow, how responsible gun owner your neighbor is

:smokin

donnie 05-19-2006 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
Hahaha didnt i say more was going on and mention a gun obsession...

God how pathetic.

I just knew something was up with this post.

I don't say it's not him... But it didn't happen today anyway...

ZEK 05-19-2006 08:38 AM

fucking mental - are you sure it wasn't attempted murder if it was you??

Dirty F 05-19-2006 08:47 AM

http://antiotter.livejournal.com/profile

Clearly its not the same guy.

mattz 05-19-2006 08:48 AM

wow damn thats nuts

AmateurFlix 05-19-2006 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donnie
WTF!

I have seen those pictures like a month ago. Some other dude was telling the same story and showing the same pictures....

http://antiotter.livejournal.com/144625.html?page=1

Or maybe it is you...

interesting 'Kandah from Sweden' is wearing a t-shirt with "1st Infantry United States" emblazoned on it and drinking what looks like a bottle of budweiser :1orglaugh

Are budweiser and US army shirts popular in Sweden?

RhiannonAPM 05-19-2006 08:49 AM

Wow, that bullet went far!!! Lucky you!

Matiz 05-19-2006 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by donnie
WTF!

I have seen those pictures like a month ago. Some other dude was telling the same story and showing the same pictures....

http://antiotter.livejournal.com/144625.html?page=1

Or maybe it is you...

Could it be that this tread needs a few owned pics?

Dirty F 05-19-2006 08:49 AM

Read the thread you cocknballs.

polish_aristocrat 05-19-2006 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franck
Hahaha didnt i say more was going on and mention a gun obsession...

God how pathetic.

I just knew something was up with this post.

well fact is Kandah is just a troll and noone can take him seriously

but i still dont know if he's a normal webmaster making money in this biz trolling here either for fun or to "brand" himself or just a typical troll (more a surfer than a webmaster )

Dirty F 05-19-2006 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
well fact is Kandah is just a troll and noone can take him seriously

but i still dont know if he's a normal webmaster making money in this biz trolling here either for fun or to "brand" himself or just a typical troll (more a surfer than a webmaster )


Well all i know about him he has a gun obsession...which clearly shows once again in this thread.

PaulB IYP 05-19-2006 08:54 AM

holy shit dude that is some crazy ass shit
some serious guns that dude has
are guns legal in sweden?


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