So I nearly got killed today...

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  • The Duck
    Adult Content Provider
    • May 2005
    • 18243

    #1

    So I nearly got killed today...

    My neighbor accidentally put a .44 Magnum round though my wall. It missed my head by three inches. It started in his bathroom, went through the mirror, went through the closet on the other side, blew through that closet door, traveled across his hallway, blew through our common wall, richocheted upward off my computer desk, and lodged in the doorframe.

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    So I was playing World of Warcraft. I'm right handed. You can pretty much figure out where I was sitting. Bonus: Free new computer desk.



    Where the round finally stopped. It hit the desk and ricocheted upwards, which is how it ended up at the top of the doorframe.



    My neighbor's bathroom, where the shot originated. Check out the mirror. Something tells me he just forfeited his security deposit. Note the twin .50AE Desert Eagles, M-16 magazine, loose ammo, and .357 Magnum laying around like toys. Nice. The .44 Magnum he nearly killed me with is out of sight.

    He also owns a 5.56mm M-4 carbine, a Bushmaster 5.56mm AR-15, a Czech 7.62mm AK-47, a 7.62mm German G3, a Belgian 5.56mm FN-FAL, about half a dozen Glocks from 10mm on down, a .44 Automag, a Heckler & Koch MP5, and a Barrett Light Fifty .50 cal sniper rifle and a .454 Casull on order.



    Me, wearing drywall shrapnel.



    The manager is already starting eviction procedures against him. It is now safe to play Warcraft again.

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  • EdgeXXX
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2005
    • 5816

    #2
    Holy shit! That will wake you up LOL
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    • seeric
      ..........
      • Aug 2004
      • 41917

      #3
      you are so fuckling lucky you arent dead.


      at first glance, looks like the idiot was playing clint eastwood in the mirror. god i can't believe that some people are allowed to purchase firearms.

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      • Sydney_AWP
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        • Apr 2006
        • 358

        #4
        Glad to hear your safe. Always wear your bullet proof now.

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        • EdgeXXX
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          • Oct 2005
          • 5816

          #5
          Originally posted by kandah
          Note the twin .50AE Desert Eagles, M-16 magazine, loose ammo, and .357 Magnum laying around like toys. Nice. The .44 Magnum he nearly killed me with is out of sight.

          He also owns a 5.56mm M-4 carbine, a Bushmaster 5.56mm AR-15, a Czech 7.62mm AK-47, a 7.62mm German G3, a Belgian 5.56mm FN-FAL, about half a dozen Glocks from 10mm on down, a .44 Automag, a Heckler & Koch MP5, and a Barrett Light Fifty .50 cal sniper rifle and a .454 Casull on order.
          I can't really say anything because I have an arsenal of my own... but, damn... sounds like he's getting ready to start some shit.
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          • Altwebdesign

            #6
            Originally posted by A1R3K
            ...looks like the idiot was playing clint eastwood in the mirror.
            Thats the best thing ive heard all day,
            what the hell is he doing with all them guns anyway?!

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            • seeric
              ..........
              • Aug 2004
              • 41917

              #7
              wow man, after closer look, i'd say you owe your life to that little desk. from where you posted the bullet ended up and where it came from, it looks like the desk defledted it upwards and into the door frame. if in fact that is the case, you're a lucky guy, if that shot had been just a half an inch higher the path of the bullet would have came straight at you. wheeeeeeeeew.

              go buy lottery tickets.

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              • J. Falcon
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                • May 2006
                • 31645

                #8
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                • Buzz
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 1908

                  #9
                  Good to hear everything's ok
                  I'd wear a helmet and a vest if I had a neighbour like yours

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                  • karlm
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 4194

                    #10
                    Holy shit dude that is scary
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                    • Mr.Right - Banned For Life
                      I guarantee it
                      • May 2005
                      • 18314

                      #11
                      holy fuck, that is very scary.

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                      • Altwebdesign

                        #12
                        i wouldnt want to be the one who tells him hes being evicted, or be the landlord

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                        • Juilan
                          Sultan of Swing
                          • Feb 2004
                          • 15141

                          #13
                          Jesus Kandah that is insane. Glad your OK for real.
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                          • Grapesoda
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Jul 2003
                            • 46238

                            #14
                            this is why I have 1911's . . I though very carefully about the neighboring apts before I picked up my guns . . .

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                            • Chris
                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                              • May 2003
                              • 27880

                              #15
                              jesus christ
                              did you get to a safe locatioin in your game atleast/21??!?!?!?!?!
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                              • rants
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2006
                                • 654

                                #16
                                Did you yell at him? Are you filing a police report?

                                Thats insane.

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                                • wdsguy
                                  Ryde or Die
                                  • Dec 2002
                                  • 19568

                                  #17
                                  wow so u really gotto wear your bullet proof vest when playing wow huh.

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                                  • Liquid Houdini
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                                    • Apr 2006
                                    • 101

                                    #18
                                    Never fails to impress me how guns find their way into the hands of Darwins.

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                                    • kilotoons
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                                      • Apr 2006
                                      • 519

                                      #19
                                      Wow bro that is some scary shit, glad you're okay.


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                                      • Dirty F
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Jul 2001
                                        • 59204

                                        #20
                                        Arent you the guy that always says he wish guns were legal in your country?

                                        Something tells me theres more going on here. Ive seen you post several times about guns if im not mistaken and i noticed a little gun obsession going on. I doubt its coincidence your neighbour has all these guns.

                                        And you are the perfect example what happens when people have guns.

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                                        • Dirty F
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Jul 2001
                                          • 59204

                                          #21
                                          And the funny thing is i bet your neighbour told everybody he is a 'responsible gun owner" just like all other gun owners always say. Accidents never happen to them.

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                                          • Dirty F
                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                            • Jul 2001
                                            • 59204

                                            #22
                                            FUcking idiots with their guns. Especially in sweden. Wtf you need it for?

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                                            • crockett
                                              in a van by the river
                                              • May 2003
                                              • 76818

                                              #23
                                              Wow you are damn lucky that didn't hit you..

                                              So this begs the question if you die in real life do you die in your game?
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                                              • VicJay
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                                                • Mar 2006
                                                • 1622

                                                #24
                                                Shit, this is fucked up You are lucky to stay alive!!!



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                                                • The Sultan Of Smut
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                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                  • 4325

                                                  #25
                                                  Fuuuuck close one.

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                                                  • mardigras
                                                    Bon temps!
                                                    • Feb 2003
                                                    • 14194

                                                    #26
                                                    Holy crap! You definitely have a guardian angel on your shoulder (the right one)

                                                    I could never live in an apartment. This is an extreme example why.
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                                                    • donnie
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                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                      • 1630

                                                      #27
                                                      WTF!

                                                      I have seen those pictures like a month ago. Some other dude was telling the same story and showing the same pictures....

                                                      http://antiotter.livejournal.com/144625.html?page=1

                                                      Or maybe it is you...

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                                                      • Dirty F
                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                        • 59204

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by donnie
                                                        WTF!

                                                        I have seen those pictures like a month ago. Some other dude was telling the same story and showing the same pictures....

                                                        http://antiotter.livejournal.com/144625.html?page=1

                                                        Or maybe it is you...


                                                        Hahaha didnt i say more was going on and mention a gun obsession...

                                                        God how pathetic.

                                                        I just knew something was up with this post.

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                                                        • loverboy
                                                          When it rains, it pours
                                                          • May 2003
                                                          • 20609

                                                          #29
                                                          wow, how responsible gun owner your neighbor is

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                                                          • donnie
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Jan 2003
                                                            • 1630

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Franck
                                                            Hahaha didnt i say more was going on and mention a gun obsession...

                                                            God how pathetic.

                                                            I just knew something was up with this post.
                                                            I don't say it's not him... But it didn't happen today anyway...

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                                                            • ZEK
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Apr 2006
                                                              • 116

                                                              #31
                                                              fucking mental - are you sure it wasn't attempted murder if it was you??
                                                              Last edited by ZEK; 05-19-2006, 07:40 AM.

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                                                              • Dirty F
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Jul 2001
                                                                • 59204

                                                                #32
                                                                http://antiotter.livejournal.com/profile

                                                                Clearly its not the same guy.

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                                                                • mattz
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                  • 7697

                                                                  #33
                                                                  wow damn thats nuts

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                                                                  • AmateurFlix
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                                                                    • Jul 2004
                                                                    • 7762

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by donnie
                                                                    WTF!

                                                                    I have seen those pictures like a month ago. Some other dude was telling the same story and showing the same pictures....

                                                                    http://antiotter.livejournal.com/144625.html?page=1

                                                                    Or maybe it is you...
                                                                    interesting 'Kandah from Sweden' is wearing a t-shirt with "1st Infantry United States" emblazoned on it and drinking what looks like a bottle of budweiser

                                                                    Are budweiser and US army shirts popular in Sweden?

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                                                                    • RhiannonAPM
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                                                                      • Apr 2006
                                                                      • 728

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Wow, that bullet went far!!! Lucky you!
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                                                                      • Matiz
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                                                                        • Mar 2004
                                                                        • 1740

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by donnie
                                                                        WTF!

                                                                        I have seen those pictures like a month ago. Some other dude was telling the same story and showing the same pictures....

                                                                        http://antiotter.livejournal.com/144625.html?page=1

                                                                        Or maybe it is you...
                                                                        Could it be that this tread needs a few owned pics?
                                                                        Last edited by Matiz; 05-19-2006, 07:51 AM.
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                                                                        • Dirty F
                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                          • 59204

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Read the thread you cocknballs.

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                                                                          • polish_aristocrat
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                                                                            • Jul 2002
                                                                            • 40377

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Franck
                                                                            Hahaha didnt i say more was going on and mention a gun obsession...

                                                                            God how pathetic.

                                                                            I just knew something was up with this post.
                                                                            well fact is Kandah is just a troll and noone can take him seriously

                                                                            but i still dont know if he's a normal webmaster making money in this biz trolling here either for fun or to "brand" himself or just a typical troll (more a surfer than a webmaster )
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                                                                            • Dirty F
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                              • 59204

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
                                                                              well fact is Kandah is just a troll and noone can take him seriously

                                                                              but i still dont know if he's a normal webmaster making money in this biz trolling here either for fun or to "brand" himself or just a typical troll (more a surfer than a webmaster )

                                                                              Well all i know about him he has a gun obsession...which clearly shows once again in this thread.

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                                                                              • PaulB IYP
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                                                                                • Nov 2005
                                                                                • 2164

                                                                                #40
                                                                                holy shit dude that is some crazy ass shit
                                                                                some serious guns that dude has
                                                                                are guns legal in sweden?
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                                                                                • donnie
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                                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                                  • 1630

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by AmateurFlix
                                                                                  interesting 'Kandah from Sweden' is wearing a t-shirt with "1st Infantry United States" emblazoned on it and drinking what looks like a bottle of budweiser

                                                                                  Are budweiser and US army shirts popular in Sweden?


                                                                                  Bulletproof jackets are illegal here in Sweden plus you are not allowed to have a loaded gun unless on the shooting range. IF it is him then his neighbor would face much more than just "eviction procedures"

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                                                                                  • dynastoned
                                                                                    mmm yeah!
                                                                                    • Feb 2005
                                                                                    • 5061

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    haha omg thats fucking nuts! jesus christ haha just thank god your not hurt man holy fuck.. good story to tell your buddies at least.

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                                                                                    • nico-t
                                                                                      emperor of my world
                                                                                      • Aug 2004
                                                                                      • 29903

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      holy shit thats crazy, youre truly lucky to be alive

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                                                                                      • psili
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                                                                                        • Apr 2003
                                                                                        • 5526

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Read the whole thread before posting, please
                                                                                        Your post count means nothing.

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                                                                                        • SxDx
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                                                                                          • Mar 2006
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          wow, unbelievable. talk about a bad neighbor

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                                                                                          • Violetta
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            wtf? for real? That is just crazy!!
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                                                                                            • gangbangjoe
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              ahahha kandah owned himself

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                                                                                              • ServerGenius
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                                                                                                • Feb 2002
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                so how do you feel now kandah being exposed
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                                                                                                • Juilan
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                                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                                  • 15141

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Kandah why? Why?
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                                                                                                  • davethetruth
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Hahaha! Interesting fictional story regardles
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