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Antonio 09-06-2005 08:52 AM

what animals have you hit with your car?
 
so far I only had one funny looking bird caught under my car, but it just rolled over a few times and then flew away, so my guess is it wasn't inured at all

KingK7 09-06-2005 08:54 AM

I hit a little deer once, like Bambi. Hit it with the corner of the bumper, and then it flew 5-6 meters out into the forest.

Juicy D. Links 09-06-2005 08:54 AM

Squirrels, monkeys , raccoons, my neighbor

Penrod 09-06-2005 08:54 AM

I hit an owl once. It stuck under the windsheild wiper. I was driving South out of Colorado Springs and had a few hour drive. He stayed with me the whole way.

I also hit an Armadillo once. Dented the gas tank on the car.

panchodog's izzy 09-06-2005 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KingK7
I hit a little deer once, like Bambi. Hit it with the corner of the bumper, and then it flew 5-6 meters out into the forest.

YOU KILLED BAMBI!

:Oh crap

EroticySteve 09-06-2005 08:56 AM

A cat, a bird, a frog.

abz 09-06-2005 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penrod
I hit an owl once. It stuck under the windsheild wiper. I was driving South out of Colorado Springs and had a few hour drive. He stayed with me the whole way.

I also hit an Armadillo once. Dented the gas tank on the car.

damn lazy fucker owl

gangbangjoe 09-06-2005 09:00 AM

http://www.rhone.ch/heimatkunst/rech...er-2/meise.jpg<<-- with the windshield


http://www.natur-lexikon.com/Texte/H...huhn%2001k.JPG <--- with my license plate

KingK7 09-06-2005 09:01 AM

http://www.kingk.com/bambi-wtf.jpg

Gunni 09-06-2005 09:01 AM

just birds, my brother ran over a sheep the other day, but then again, he drives something like this

http://www.atlantsolia.is/files/images/AODayJeppi.jpg

DutchTeenCash 09-06-2005 09:02 AM

zero and I tend to keep it like that

Shaddam IV 09-06-2005 09:02 AM

ran over a bag of kittens once.

man, it wasnt a pretty sight to look at.

Alky 09-06-2005 09:02 AM

i hit a hawk once at night, its wing span seemed atleast 3 feet across, i felt bad :(

Antonio 09-06-2005 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Penrod
I hit an owl once. It stuck under the windsheild wiper. I was driving South out of Colorado Springs and had a few hour drive. He stayed with me the whole way.

I also hit an Armadillo once. Dented the gas tank on the car.

haha
I drove wtih a huge lizard on my wiper for like 2-3 hours once, the thing was so big, there was no fucking way I was coming close to it, I even tried taking pictures with my cellphone while I was driving

Basic_man 09-06-2005 12:45 PM

Just a butterfly...hehe...and some fly I think :1orglaugh

High Plains Drifter 09-06-2005 12:47 PM

I've hit a deer before... its not a good feeling.

PenisFace 09-06-2005 12:48 PM

The other night I was driving home from the friday night drag races and saw something running across the road. I swerved real quick to avoid hitting it. About a mile up the road, I see the same thing running across the road. What the fuck? Again, about a mile up, the same thing runs across the road. So what was it? Beer cans being thrown out of a big rig in front of me, that, when rolling, sort of resembled something running across the road :disgust

Mr Pheer 09-06-2005 12:48 PM

frogs, snakes, raccoons, a few birds and a deer

Scott McD 09-06-2005 12:49 PM

Nothing. So far.... :)

HDADULT 09-06-2005 12:51 PM

several kittens....was horible here the little bumps

a1ka1ine 09-06-2005 12:54 PM

i pigeon flew into my car and a couple feathers came through the fans!

Funbrunette 09-06-2005 12:56 PM

:disgust This thread is making me sad!

[illnet]-Tracie 09-06-2005 01:01 PM

a cat and an armadillo...

a1ka1ine 09-06-2005 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by [illnet]-Tracie
a cat and an armadillo...

armoured dildo? :)

fudpuck 09-06-2005 01:04 PM

Birds, opossums, raccoons, squirrels, deer, maybe a fox...and lots of frogs.

One time a friend and I were out late driving around backroads down by the river. There had been a flood over the road a little while earlier, and it seems that all the frogs had laid eggs on the oppositie side of the road from the river. So when they hatched, there were just thousands of frogs hopping across the road. It took us a minute to even figure out what they were, but you could just hear them pop and crackle under the tires. It wasn't pretty.

fudpuck 09-06-2005 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

I had one of these hanging out of my grill the other day. I didn't even know I hit it until somebody pointed out to me.

bdld 09-06-2005 01:19 PM

only humans so far.

kmanrox 09-06-2005 01:20 PM

i almost ran over my exwife.... shes an animal fa sure

WarChild 09-06-2005 01:24 PM

I hit a cat once many years ago that literally darted out of nowhere. I ended up putting it down with a tire iron because it was literally flattened in the middle where the tire hit it. Girlfriend in the car was not impressed.

I also hit a deer on a foggy back road. I hit it pretty hard in a car with a wedge shaped front end, fortunetly knocking it straight out of the way and not up over the windshield. Couldn't find it after I stopped, it probably ran off in shock and died. When I reported it to insruance they asked me I had been drinking to which I replied "Know, but it looked a little tipsy". I had to prove it was an animal I hit, and luckily enough there were still deer hairs embadded in the bumper.

Kla wolven 09-06-2005 02:13 PM

I hit myself... :D
i hit the policeman
i've thought it was a monster......lolz joke

nothing but fly or insect..

After Shock Media 09-06-2005 02:20 PM

Way to many damn things.
Aside from the normal assortment of lizards, frogs, insects, quail, and assorted birds I have the following on my list in order of how bad it fucked up the car.
Cat.
Dog.
Racoon *feel from a tree and hit windsheild.
Emu *hopped a farmers fence, darted across road and went flying.
Steer. *Most fucked up possible, caved in front of car. Destroyed hood, rolled up and smashed drivers side of roof and windshield. Car was totaled out by insurance.

spanky part 2 09-06-2005 02:25 PM

I kid you not, I have a friend that lives in Oregon and hit an Emu.

One of those big ostrich looking things. I guess there was a farm nearby.

I guess the policeman that came to the scene, thought she was drunk because they didn't find the bird til the next day. Who would belive someone who said they hit an Emu, in Oregon.

I loved her analogy. She said she was driving and all of a sudden there was a vegas showgirl in front of her car. :1orglaugh

Sosa 09-06-2005 02:27 PM

some big ass bird flew into me while I was coming around a corner going 70mph. Wind was blowing right into the same side it hit so it hit pretty hard. Sounded like a fucking bowling ball hitting something. Big ass dent in my caddy.

After Shock Media 09-06-2005 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spanky part 2
I kid you not, I have a friend that lives in Oregon and hit an Emu.

One of those big ostrich looking things. I guess there was a farm nearby.

I guess the policeman that came to the scene, thought she was drunk because they didn't find the bird til the next day. Who would belive someone who said they hit an Emu, in Oregon.

I loved her analogy. She said she was driving and all of a sudden there was a vegas showgirl in front of her car. :1orglaugh

I feel for her. The damn cops would not believe me at first either. The emu had vanished. Thankfully another broke free and came into the road as they were getting very annoyed with me.

Dagwolf 09-06-2005 02:32 PM

One kitten :( One medium-sized bird, and once I almost hit a snowy owl... He swooped up over the windshield at the last instant, missing by inches.

hilly 09-06-2005 02:33 PM

I ran over a cat once. I was late for work, and couldnt stop to see how hurt it was.
Sorry cat.

LittleSassy 09-06-2005 02:53 PM

so far, a dog, a cat and a stupid chicken who flew right into us...

Th!nk 09-07-2005 02:52 AM

none so far....

cambaby 09-07-2005 02:56 AM

Ive run over some hippies in a bulldozer before. Oops.
http://www.radiopower.org/Rachel_Corrie.jpg

webcrawler 09-07-2005 03:22 AM

haven't hit one.


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