shut your peehole assclown

Knock on wood. I don't think I hit any.. :)

Two birds flew under our car, one came out the other side, we drove for another hour, all of a sudden the car starts smoking, we pull over, look unde the hood and what do we find? bright yellow bird with his head caught in the radiator, little fucker caught himself on fire.

My wife hit a hawk in the car last week. Scared the hell out of her.

is a homeless man an animal ??

mosquitoes lol

i murdered a bird with my scoop

oh yeah

Only if he is black

I hit a rabbit once, left a bloodstain on my bumper, but thats about it.

I don't know if it counts, but when I was 13 I was riding my bike down the street and it scared a bird out of a bush I was passing, and it flew out and got hit by a car.

I hit a moose onetime.

50 ........ .......

51 :disgust

wtf.. none.

squirrel, raccoon, armadillo :(

so far... nothing because I dont usually drive... hehehe

My wife ran over an armadillo once. she started crying like a baby. I was trying to cheer her up by putting my arm around her and telling her things like " its going to be okay sweetheart " etc etc.

My son patted me on the shoulder. When I turned around he was looking out the back window.
" I don't think its going to be okay " he said.

fuck this...where is YT?



http://www.ytcracker.com/