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Oracle Porn 08-03-2005 01:57 PM

What's a good way to gain weight? (PIC)
 
Yes I want to gain weight.... I know most of you need to lose it... but I lost 10 pounds in 3 weeks and it's not that good for me... I'm too skinny :(

How can I gain weight fast? I don't eat too many healthy foods...mostly fast food cuz I don't cook...post tips and tricks...

thanks!

ohh and here's the pic...

http://laylamedia.ynet.co.il/galleri...142/Big/65.jpg

Marcus Aurelius 08-03-2005 01:58 PM

get married. worked for me... :1orglaugh

Rui 08-03-2005 01:58 PM

Its not like that pic shows much, how old are you?

Holly 08-03-2005 01:59 PM

become an adult webmaster

Oracle Porn 08-03-2005 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rui
Its not like that pic shows much, how old are you?

it's not me...(in the pic)
well now's a good time to say that I'm 18 :)

chris01282 08-03-2005 02:00 PM

Greasy cheeseburgers with lots of fries covered in your favorite sauce :thumbsup

Oracle Porn 08-03-2005 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by chris01282
Greasy cheeseburgers with lots of fries covered in your favorite sauce :thumbsup

:throwup:

Rui 08-03-2005 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
it's not me...(in the pic)
well now's a good time to say that I'm 18 :)

Shit so you joined GFY when you were 15.... :helpme

HpicAnn 08-03-2005 02:02 PM

eat several times in the day it doesnt has to be to much but eat ..

davethetruth 08-03-2005 02:06 PM

1. Quit smoking if you smoke cigarettes
2. Eat all day long
3. Work out 5 days a week with lower reps
4. Drink Protein shakes
5. Take Creatine supplements

Of course I'm 6'2" and I've never been able to get over 160lbs, but I've done enough research to know this is how it's supposed to work, lol

Oracle Porn 08-03-2005 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rui
Shit so you joined GFY when you were 15.... :helpme

well...yes I guess I did.... :)

secret's out huh? oh well trust me I wasn't the only one...

Bama 08-03-2005 02:07 PM

Meet me at Krispy Kreme and we'll talk about it!

DamageX 08-03-2005 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by mdcq
get married. worked for me... :1orglaugh

You and 90% of the men. :1orglaugh

Downtime 08-03-2005 02:07 PM

eat lots of food, not necessarily high in fat. lots of protein, shit just eat everything

directfiesta 08-03-2005 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rui
Shit so you joined GFY when you were 15.... :helpme

many more kids on here than you think ....

Oracle Porn 08-03-2005 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davethetruth
1. Quit smoking if you smoke cigarettes
2. Eat all day long
3. Work out 5 days a week with lower reps
4. Drink Protein shakes
5. Take Creatine supplements

Of course I'm 6'2" and I've never been able to get over 160lbs, but I've done enough research to know this is how it's supposed to work, lol

lol
smoke cigs and weed....hehe weed must be it huh? :disgust

Thumbking 08-03-2005 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rui
Shit so you joined GFY when you were 15.... :helpme

lol I was just thinking that :1orglaugh

Oracle Porn 08-03-2005 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by directfiesta
many more kids on here than you think ....

hehe as a kid I made more money then lots of you old people..... moved out of my mom's house when I was 17....you should know you surf GFY....just swap the ages.

Oracle Porn 08-03-2005 02:09 PM

anyway, back to gaining weight....

Doctor Dre 08-03-2005 02:12 PM

Stop heroin.

Seriously ... start working out daily, get supplements and eat 6-8 small meals a day with a lot of meat (fish, chicken is good ... beef is not bad).

Oracle Porn 08-03-2005 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
Stop heroin.

Seriously ... start working out daily, get supplements and eat 6-8 small meals a day with a lot of meat (fish, chicken is good ... beef is not bad).

:1orglaugh

I don't cook that that's a huge problem eating so many meals a day...specialy when I work at home. :(

I started drinking this weight gainer from GNS 3 times a day...is it any good?

wdsguy 08-03-2005 02:16 PM

lift weights, eat eat eat, get enough sleep, take vitamins, drink alot of water.

Oracle Porn 08-03-2005 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by wdsguy
lift weights, eat eat eat, get enough sleep, take vitamins, drink alot of water.

ya good idea....don't do any of it too much....

good advice, hope it works hehe :thumbsup

iwiiiiiiiiii 08-03-2005 02:23 PM

Make kids
I took 40pounds with that

:D

yuvalus 08-03-2005 02:23 PM

Stop drinking vodka and start drinking beer
you'll get a belly in 2 weeks

Oracle Porn 08-03-2005 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by yuvalus
Stop drinking vodka and start drinking beer
you'll get a belly in 2 weeks

I don't wanna be fat like you though :winkwink:

Oracle Porn 08-03-2005 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hqdir
Make kids
I took 40pounds with that

:D

I'll start on the planning right away ;)

alexg 08-03-2005 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
I don't wanna be fat like you though :winkwink:

:1orglaugh

yuvalus 08-03-2005 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
I don't wanna be fat like you though :winkwink:

:1orglaugh

I expected that
You haven't see me in a while I got great muscles there

davethetruth 08-03-2005 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

I started drinking this weight gainer from GNS 3 times a day...is it any good?

Yeah, that stuff works great. I gained about 10 lbs with that, but couldn't stomach it anymore.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
lol
smoke cigs and weed....hehe weed must be it huh?

I've found it nearly impossible to gain weight when smoking butts.

Smoke less cigarettes, smoke more weed :winkwink:

dready 08-03-2005 02:35 PM

Eat a lot more calories and work out. If you don't work out it will turn straight into a beer gut and spare tire.

Rui 08-03-2005 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
:1orglaugh

I don't cook that that's a huge problem eating so many meals a day...specialy when I work at home. :(

I started drinking this weight gainer from GNS 3 times a day...is it any good?

Excuse me but you say you got out of home when you were 17...what have you been eating since then, since you say you don't cook... :1orglaugh

C-Bass 08-03-2005 02:38 PM

Oracle.....hit me up on ICQ - i will give you some tips that are working well for me right now.

Oracle Porn 08-03-2005 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davethetruth
Yeah, that stuff works great. I gained about 10 lbs with that, but couldn't stomach it anymore.




I've found it nearly impossible to gain weight when smoking butts.

Smoke less cigarettes, smoke more weed :winkwink:

How long did it take you to gain that drinking that shit.... it's disgusting....

Hehehehe that's what I do.

Oracle Porn 08-03-2005 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rui
Excuse me but you say you got out of home when you were 17...what have you been eating since then, since you say you don't cook... :1orglaugh

see first post....

Rui 08-03-2005 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn
see first post....

I read it...but don't tell me you have been eating fast food since you were 17 all the time...shit man... :helpme

EroticySteve 08-03-2005 02:44 PM

Kingburger with Cheese All the Way with Chili and Egg. Large chili cheese fries and a 32oz coke. A Fatburger meal like that everyday will do you good. After a week or two back off to three of those a week.

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Oracle Porn 08-03-2005 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rui
I read it...but don't tell me you have been eating fast food since you were 17 all the time...shit man... :helpme

mostly yes...resturants and other shit ya.....you can count on 2 hand how many home cooked meals ive ate in the past year.


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