Im going to a White Trash party, need suggestions!
 

Any ideas on what I should wear? I was thinkin a Poison concert wife beater and cut off shorts....help!

tube top and daisy duke shorts

tube top is a great idea thanks!

spandex shorts

Off white tank top, no bra, with daisy dukes shorts. Big hair, lotsa big hair.

Do me a big favor too, take lots of pictures.

Thanks.

lol my ass is too big for those..... :1orglaugh

gonna bring some Boone's Farm...what other drinks?

A white trash party? Who's hosting it and why? :helpme

A friend of mine has it every year, just a themed, fun party....this is the first year Im going so Im havin a hard time figuring out what to wear...

Mad dog 20/20

Get some fake tat's.


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great idea!!

NP when I post pics of mine I get called white trash so it sould fit right in.


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Do people who live in trailer parks get offended by this?

Bring your uncle as your date!!
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I dont' know of any trailer parks in Boca Raton.

To be authenic, Daddy should be your date.

AWESOME!!!

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you guys are awesome, these are crackin me up...great ideas! :thumbsup

lol awesome...have a great time.

whatever you do, make sure you have mustard stains on all your clothes before you go out. Grease/Mustard stains is going to be KEY to fitting in.

definitely a unique concept. sounds like it will be fun.

Mark sure you part your hair in the middle and feather the sides, overpluck your brows and draw a thin line, and get a really gross fake tan

There are trailer parks in Boca Raton.

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How about actually going as white trash....dress in white and cut holes in a clear trash bag for arms and legs and fill with crushed paper (trash) or any other clean trash from your trash can!
My hubby and I did this for halloween one year, I wore my hair in curlers, blacked out a tooth, puffed a cigarette all night. It got great laughs!

very creative!!

russ martin is throwing another big one?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

?? Dont know him

Make sure you go barefoot.

definitely barefoot, maybe pregnant

make sure to bring some thunderbirds, md 2020, and a forty ounce of your choice. oh oh, can't forget the liquid crack Cisco. Yummy!

Ah White Trash, what a great culture.

Watch Joe Dirt for suggestions, but there have been some great ones in here.

I see that you mentioned that your ass was too big for Spandex?

What? I think you're missing the point of the White Trash look, if you're rear is a bit larger than you'd like that's the perfect fit for spandex shorts.

One of the most perfect White Trash T-Shirts is a "florida" shirt that you buy at a Rest Stop at 5 for $10.

Big hair is a go. Think Bon Jovi.

Basically, think 1986 and take 3 years off of it. Napoleon Dynamite is a good basis for White Trash style too.

Watch a few episodes of COPS for other suggestions.

Just bring your normal self and you should fit right in. :thumbsup

this thread is making my day! thank you sooooo much for all your suggestions! Im def going barefoot...was thinking high ponytail with a big scrunchie for my hair and lightning bolt earings if i can find them....cut off daisy dukes...gotta figure out the top tho...

Intresting. The closest I know of is on US1, in Delray.

Daddy's girl's always wear nice lipstick so they can show off their pretty mouths

Try Spencer Gifts in the mall, I am pretty sure they would have them :winkwink:

awesome, thanks so much :)

hmmm well cut off overalls and a tank top could do