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KRL 03-22-2005 10:17 AM

Kung Fu Teacher Goes To Town On His Students (Video)
 
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/kunfuteach.html

Ouch, what a dick teacher. :helpme :1orglaugh

Phoenix 03-22-2005 10:20 AM

i bet the ones who tough it out end up being animals..he was just helping them learn.

look at how easy they all fall over..he is probably disgusted by their lack of balance

CharlieBrown 03-22-2005 10:21 AM

gee, what an ass, i'd quit that class pretty damn fast

Giorgio_Xo 03-22-2005 10:21 AM

All you need to know is that kung fu teacher would last about 60 seconds with any medium level brazilian ju-jitsu artists. Kung Fu is gay.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-22-2005 10:21 AM

KungFoo

Eheheheh

KRL 03-22-2005 10:21 AM

LOL this one is funny too. 5 punks called this skater a Fag. Big mistake.

ttp://www.big-boys.com/articles/skaterfight.html

:thumbsup

tony286 03-22-2005 10:23 AM

In Asia thats how they teach, if you have never really been hit .How do you know what to do when it happens. My teachers in NYC told us all about how different it is over there. To get beat with a stick in class is no big deal over there ,they feel it toughens you up .

dig420 03-22-2005 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix
i bet the ones who tough it out end up being animals..he was just helping them learn.

look at how easy they all fall over..he is probably disgusted by their lack of balance

No, they'll end up cowed and frightened of their own shadow. The one who takes this guy to the ground and pounds his face off will end up being tough. I train with the Gracie family and I've never even seen them yell at a student, and they're the originators of no holds barred fighting. This is EXACTLY the type of piece of shit Rorion Gracie used to enjoy beating down in his own school to prove that KF is bullshit.

I'd love to get that cocksucker in a triangle and watch his face turn purple.

gangbangjoe 03-22-2005 10:23 AM

id bring my baseball bat and kick the shit out of him

Kevsh 03-22-2005 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
LOL this one is funny too. 5 punks called this skater a Fag. Big mistake.

ttp://www.big-boys.com/articles/skaterfight.html

:thumbsup

That's good too, he did what he should have: Jumped them first
:thumbsup

KRL 03-22-2005 10:24 AM

OMG - this one is great.

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/rockyspoof.html

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

tony286 03-22-2005 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giorgio_Xo
All you need to know is that kung fu teacher would last about 60 seconds with any medium level brazilian ju-jitsu artists. Kung Fu is gay.

you dont know what your talking about, real kung fu is deadly. Not bullshit gracee ufc shit .

KRL 03-22-2005 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kevsh
That's good too, he did what he should have: Jumped them first
:thumbsup

The first thing you do if you are surrounded by a bunch of guys is figure out who is the leader and take him out hard first. Once the flunkies see the lead dog get seriously ass whooped they will usually get chicken and run.

dig420 03-22-2005 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404
you dont know what your talking about, real kung fu is deadly. Not bullshit gracee ufc shit .

are you just joking or do you really have absolutely no fucking clue what you're talking about?

Furious_Male 03-22-2005 10:29 AM

Tough Love?

Phoenix 03-22-2005 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
LOL this one is funny too. 5 punks called this skater a Fag. Big mistake.

ttp://www.big-boys.com/articles/skaterfight.html

:thumbsup


that is friggin awesome

Tom_PM 03-22-2005 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
OMG - this one is great.

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/rockyspoof.html

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

LMAO!! :1orglaugh

Pimp!! hahaha! :pimp

gecko 03-22-2005 10:30 AM

Beat the up. so they get tough as nails.

tony286 03-22-2005 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420
are you just joking or do you really have absolutely no fucking clue what you're talking about?

No Im not and you dont know what you are talking about.

tony286 03-22-2005 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420
No, they'll end up cowed and frightened of their own shadow. The one who takes this guy to the ground and pounds his face off will end up being tough. I train with the Gracie family and I've never even seen them yell at a student, and they're the originators of no holds barred fighting. This is EXACTLY the type of piece of shit Rorion Gracie used to enjoy beating down in his own school to prove that KF is bullshit.

I'd love to get that cocksucker in a triangle and watch his face turn purple.

No they dont they wind up tough,they have been doing this for 1000 yrs.THey know alittle more then the Gracie Family sorry to break it to you . He would kill you without breaking a sweat.

Phoenix 03-22-2005 10:33 AM

are we all going to whip our dicks out now and see who's is biggest?

polish_aristocrat 03-22-2005 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
OMG - this one is great.

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/rockyspoof.html

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool



i havent laughed so hard for a while




:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


thanks :thumbsup

KRL 03-22-2005 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420
No, they'll end up cowed and frightened of their own shadow. The one who takes this guy to the ground and pounds his face off will end up being tough. I train with the Gracie family and I've never even seen them yell at a student, and they're the originators of no holds barred fighting. This is EXACTLY the type of piece of shit Rorion Gracie used to enjoy beating down in his own school to prove that KF is bullshit.

I'd love to get that cocksucker in a triangle and watch his face turn purple.

I agree with dig. Take the teacher down and pound the kung fu fuck out of him.

:thumbsup

KRL 03-22-2005 10:40 AM

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/room808.html

Soooooo mean. :)

NickPapageorgio 03-22-2005 10:41 AM

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/apetiger.html

Monkey's got some skillz. ;)

dig420 03-22-2005 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
I agree with dig. Take the teacher down and pound the kung fu fuck out of him.

:thumbsup

well this is pretty much what has happened over the last 10-15 years. Rorion went around just beating up everybody willing to fight him, putting them to sleep gently, with a minimum of fuss and bother. I'm not sure what planet these Bruce Lee Kung-Fu freaks live on. No holds barred fighting proved beyond doubt for anyone with an IQ bigger than their shoe size that KF is useless in a real fight. The guy in the vid isn't a teacher, he's a sadist, and he needs to be choked out for his own good and the good of his students.

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/652/

Royce takes out Jason Deluce, probably the best american KF guy, who DOES have an IQ bigger than his shoe size and is now a grappler. You can go to Bullshido.com or Sherdog.com and find dozens of videos of KF guys getting pounded.

Basically KF is for guys who believe Bruce Lee was really a ninja, and they can learn the Touch of Death if they can only get thier palm vibrating fast enough. Their hobbies are getting fucked up by any drunk ex-marine in barfights LOL

Ricky Dynamite 03-22-2005 10:50 AM

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Giorgio_Xo 03-22-2005 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404
you dont know what your talking about, real kung fu is deadly. Not bullshit gracee ufc shit .

Kung Fu is gay. When I lived in South America, I invested in a Vale Tudo promotion company (I even was a ring announcer for the television broadcast on several ocassions). The grappler destroyed the advanced karate/kung-fu black belts every single time. And... it wasn't pretty. I know exactly what I am talking abput since I was holding the events.

KRL 03-22-2005 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/652/

Royce takes out Jason Deluce, probably the best american KF guy, who DOES have an IQ bigger than his shoe size and is now a grappler. You can go to Bullshido.com or Sherdog.com and find dozens of videos of KF guys getting pounded.

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Greg Jacobson 03-22-2005 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
LOL this one is funny too. 5 punks called this skater a Fag. Big mistake.

ttp://www.big-boys.com/articles/skaterfight.html

:thumbsup

LOL! Just like a movie where they come after the guy one by one instead of ganging up on him.

sternyduke 03-22-2005 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
OMG - this one is great.

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/rockyspoof.html

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

i nearly split my gut when he starts doing push ups on the beach :1orglaugh

DarkJedi 03-22-2005 11:00 AM

it's not kung fu

it's thai boxing

NickPapageorgio 03-22-2005 11:03 AM

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/gameshowletter.html

:1orglaugh

sternyduke 03-22-2005 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420

Basically KF is for guys who believe Bruce Lee was really a ninja, and they can learn the Touch of Death if they can only get thier palm vibrating fast enough. Their hobbies are getting fucked up by any drunk ex-marine in barfights LOL

bruce lee wasn't a ninja? damn...

Anthony 03-22-2005 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giorgio_Xo
All you need to know is that kung fu teacher would last about 60 seconds with any medium level brazilian ju-jitsu artists. Kung Fu is gay.


First off, that's not Kung Fu.

The kicks are not chambered that way. Those are cup kicks, that the students are doing. The teacher kicked a student half way in, that's a classic teep kick in Muay Thai.

You only need two fighting styels. Muay Thai for stand up and BJJ for ground.

Strife 03-22-2005 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404
you dont know what your talking about, real kung fu is deadly. Not bullshit gracee ufc shit .

Yeah sure, that's why nobody ever uses it in MMA.

Anthony 03-22-2005 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404
you dont know what your talking about, real kung fu is deadly. Not bullshit gracee ufc shit .


t3h d34DlY kUnGfU

http://www.bullshido.net/modules.php...linkinfo&id=44

Getting his arm broke.

haha

sickkittens 03-22-2005 11:42 AM

At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?

UniversalPass Pete 03-22-2005 11:43 AM

Probably the best way to toughen up your students!

Rich 03-22-2005 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giorgio_Xo
All you need to know is that kung fu teacher would last about 60 seconds with any medium level brazilian ju-jitsu artists. Kung Fu is gay.

Very, very true. Brazilian jujitsu is fucking awesome, one of my best friends is one of those crazy UFC style fighters and that's what he does. He's about 5'7" and could take down any huge guy I've ever met.


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