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sickkittens 03-22-2005 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by UniversalPass Pete
Probably the best way to toughen up your students!
...or have them come back w/ a gun.

adonthenet 03-22-2005 11:49 AM
LOL ownz!

Strife 03-22-2005 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by sickkittens
...or have them come back w/ a gun.
or with a law suit...if something like that took place in the US. :1orglaugh

mahoney 03-22-2005 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by KRL
http://www.big-boys.com/articles/kunfuteach.html

Ouch, what a dick teacher. :helpme :1orglaugh
LOL what a Freak WTF was that all about :1orglaugh

Paul 03-22-2005 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool



i havent laughed so hard for a while




:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


thanks :thumbsup
It really was amazing :1orglaugh

L0rdJuni0r 03-22-2005 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by NickPapageorgio

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ArkansasDave 03-22-2005 01:56 PM
guys a jerk!

Sparks 03-22-2005 02:00 PM
Holy shit, he is kicking the shit out of those guys. What a bully

CyberBachelor 03-22-2005 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
id bring my baseball bat and kick the shit out of him
why not just hit him with the baseball bat? :1orglaugh

nojob 03-22-2005 02:04 PM
Imagine if they did that in the US? Our sensei's here are nothing special. My brother took karate and was taught by a fucking married white trash guy who used to fuck his female students in his office. That is a guy who should talk about honor.

Wiggles 03-22-2005 02:17 PM
he looks pretty fat for a kung fu teacher, i think he just likes to beat boys.

$5 submissions 03-22-2005 02:20 PM
Ego + martial arts don't mix.

robfantasy 03-22-2005 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by NickPapageorgio


OH SHIT hahahahhah that is funny as shit

mardigras 03-22-2005 02:25 PM
For all you Kung Fu fans that missed this the other day, check out Black Belt TV, streaming martial arts classics online, kick em while you can :thumbsup

MarkTiarra 03-22-2005 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Giorgio_Xo
All you need to know is that kung fu teacher would last about 60 seconds with any medium level brazilian ju-jitsu artists. Kung Fu is gay.
Proven time and time again in numerous MMA events.

EviLGuY 03-22-2005 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by KRL
OMG - this one is great.

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/rockyspoof.html

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
That is a total classic. I have tears... lol :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Anthony 03-22-2005 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by MarkTiarra
Proven time and time again in numerous MMA events.
Not to quibble, but MMA itself isn't just BJJ. It is a mixture of that consists of: Boxing, Muay Thai, Wrestling, Sambo, and BJJ.

The biggest joke in MMA circles is that a BJJ Black Belt can knock someone out with a punch and his whole camp will be screaming ZZZZZHHHOOOO ZZZZHHHHIIITTTSSSUUUU!

:)

Before anyone goes off on a tangent on me, I train in Jits.

NichePay_Manny 03-22-2005 02:54 PM
I can't beleive my eyes .That is some stuff.

xxxdesign-net 03-22-2005 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by dig420
well this is pretty much what has happened over the last 10-15 years. Rorion went around just beating up everybody willing to fight him, putting them to sleep gently, with a minimum of fuss and bother. I'm not sure what planet these Bruce Lee Kung-Fu freaks live on. No holds barred fighting proved beyond doubt for anyone with an IQ bigger than their shoe size that KF is useless in a real fight. The guy in the vid isn't a teacher, he's a sadist, and he needs to be choked out for his own good and the good of his students.

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/652/


Id still like to see Gracie go against a heavyweight boxer .. like Tyson in his prime... You see when Gracie charges the guy.. his head his down... A good lightning fast and powerfull heavywight boxer could have made him pay big time with an uppercut or two... (especially with those tiny ultimate fighting gloves) :2 cents:

Anthony 03-22-2005 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by xxxdesign-net
Id still like to see Gracie go against a heavyweight boxer .. like Tyson in his prime... You see when Gracie charges the guy.. his head his down... A good lightning fast and powerfull heavywight boxer could have made him pay big time with an uppercut or two... (especially with those tiny ultimate fighting gloves) :2 cents:

Challenge was made to Tyson at his prime by Royce Gracie. Never accepted.

Before Royce, his father and founder of Gracie Jiu Jitsu Helio Gracie challenged the Brown Bomber Joe Louis, that was also never accepted.

If you think a good uppercut will stop a shoot when you are busy worrrying whether or not that kick thrown at you is gonna collapse your knee, then you are wrong.

A shoot is setup by a move or attack to put the opponent off balance.

Fighting 101.

foxxx 03-22-2005 03:17 PM
what a fuck :/

ytcracker 03-22-2005 03:23 PM
fucking gangster ass shit

no pussies coming out of that school

dig420 03-22-2005 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by xxxdesign-net
Id still like to see Gracie go against a heavyweight boxer .. like Tyson in his prime... You see when Gracie charges the guy.. his head his down... A good lightning fast and powerfull heavywight boxer could have made him pay big time with an uppercut or two... (especially with those tiny ultimate fighting gloves) :2 cents:
Art Jimmerson and Butterbean have fought NHB, they got taken down. Jens Pulver is a pro boxer/MMA fighter, there are plenty of decent boxers that have tried their luck.

It's a fuck of a lot harder to hit someone on a shoot than you think, and it's even harder to knock them out with one shot. Boxing's great as long as the fight stays off the ground, but it rarely will. You have better luck catching someone shooting on you with a knee than with your fist.

dig420 03-22-2005 03:57 PM
btw, I used to think this too, until I started training and learned better for myself ;)

dig420 03-22-2005 04:00 PM
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Originally Posted by ytcracker
fucking gangster ass shit

no pussies coming out of that school
Most all of them will be pussies. Getting beaten does nothing for you physically and it destroys you mentally. Pro boxing and MMA training camps, classes in Gracie Academy and anywhere else people are being trained to fight at an elite level, the whole focus of the training is to maximize the fighter's confidence in himself, to make him feel like he is more dangerous than his opponent, WHOEVER that opponent may be. The goal is to build the fighter up, not tear him down.

Kids that get beat by their parents usually turn out fucked up and conflict-averse. Fighters that get beat on in class get beat on in the ring.

axelcat 03-22-2005 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by KRL
OMG - this one is great.

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/rockyspoof.html

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

mardigras 03-22-2005 04:07 PM
edit: nevermind
:upsidedow

Only 24/7 Kung Fu channel is here:
http://blackbelttv.com/BROADCAST_ONLINE.htm

Watch it while it's free online :thumbsup

pornguy 03-22-2005 04:13 PM
One of these days, he is going to hit the wrong person.

And that is a video that I would love to see.

bhutocracy 03-22-2005 04:26 PM
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Originally Posted by dig420
well this is pretty much what has happened over the last 10-15 years. Rorion went around just beating up everybody willing to fight him, putting them to sleep gently, with a minimum of fuss and bother. I'm not sure what planet these Bruce Lee Kung-Fu freaks live on. No holds barred fighting proved beyond doubt for anyone with an IQ bigger than their shoe size that KF is useless in a real fight. The guy in the vid isn't a teacher, he's a sadist, and he needs to be choked out for his own good and the good of his students.

http://www.compfused.com/directlink/652/

Royce takes out Jason Deluce, probably the best american KF guy, who DOES have an IQ bigger than his shoe size and is now a grappler. You can go to Bullshido.com or Sherdog.com and find dozens of videos of KF guys getting pounded.

Basically KF is for guys who believe Bruce Lee was really a ninja, and they can learn the Touch of Death if they can only get thier palm vibrating fast enough. Their hobbies are getting fucked up by any drunk ex-marine in barfights LOL
Pity it's boring as hell to watch... also it's not exactly great if you're fighting more than one person.

FelixFlow 03-22-2005 04:26 PM
damn that kung-fu challenge guy got his arm broke !!

polish_aristocrat 03-22-2005 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted by MarkTiarra
Proven time and time again in numerous MMA events.
any links?

adamthick 03-22-2005 04:38 PM
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Basically KF is for guys who believe Bruce Lee was really a ninja, and they can learn the Touch of Death if they can only get thier palm vibrating fast enough. Their hobbies are getting fucked up by any drunk ex-marine in barfights LOL
yep. All these people think they can learn dim mak by taking a few classes.

dig420 03-22-2005 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by bhutocracy
Pity it's boring as hell to watch... also it's not exactly great if you're fighting more than one person.
I watch boxing for entertainment, I train in Gracie Jiu-Jitsu for self defense.

NOTHING is good for multiple attackers if they attack you like they mean it. You're going down, and that's it. I'd still rather use Jits to try to break an arm quick and go to the next guy than match myself up against 4 or 6 fists trying to hit me at once on my feet, but basically if they attack you hard and really come at you you're done. Fortunately, this doesn't happen often. Most multiple attacker situations end up like the one with the skater dude above. They really don't want to fight, they just want to scare someone and when someone fights back they show their true colors.

dig420 03-22-2005 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
any links?
Go to google and type in NHB. Or 'Gracie Family'. or MMA or fighting or anything like that. More links than you could possibly go thru in a year.

SilverTab 03-22-2005 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by KRL
LOL this one is funny too. 5 punks called this skater a Fag. Big mistake.

ttp://www.big-boys.com/articles/skaterfight.html

:thumbsup
hehe that's Mike Vallely
http://www.mikevallely.com/

he's a tough mofo....pro-skater too...

polish_aristocrat 03-22-2005 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by dig420
Go to google and type in NHB. Or 'Gracie Family'. or MMA or fighting or anything like that. More links than you could possibly go thru in a year.
ok, thanks, i am not into fighting at all, and these terms dont tell me anything, but i will take a look

bhutocracy 03-22-2005 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by dig420
I watch boxing for entertainment, I train in Gracie Jiu-Jitsu for self defense.

NOTHING is good for multiple attackers if they attack you like they mean it. You're going down, and that's it. I'd still rather use Jits to try to break an arm quick and go to the next guy than match myself up against 4 or 6 fists trying to hit me at once on my feet, but basically if they attack you hard and really come at you you're done. Fortunately, this doesn't happen often. Most multiple attacker situations end up like the one with the skater dude above. They really don't want to fight, they just want to scare someone and when someone fights back they show their true colors.
I'm a big boxing/muay thai fan. Self defense wise I did zen shi ryu with a bit of muay thai and dirty street fighting type stuff. To be honest as long as you learn some type of martial art you'll be ok in a fight, it's not as if your local bar brawl is full of black belts.
But yeah im not disputing the effectiveness of the style, just UFC bores the shit outta me when the grappling comes into effect.

rowan 03-23-2005 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by KRL
OMG - this one is great.

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/rockyspoof.html

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
LOL, I love the exercise bike bit! And going into the back room of the supermarket to bash up a carcass!

xxxdesign-net 03-23-2005 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by dig420
Art Jimmerson and Butterbean

nuff said...

Its like saying.. Hevander Holyfield beat the crap out of you.. so the Gracie Jiu-Jitsu is crap...

Look.. if you are gonna take the best in one discipline.. you need to to oppose it againts the best in another... Butterbean is a circus act.. my grandfather is faster tha him... :2 cents:

Downtime 03-23-2005 10:54 AM
That's a badass video!


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