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Aussie Rebel 12-08-2001 02:28 AM

Who's been to prison?
 
YES/NO ?


boneprone 12-08-2001 02:28 AM

been there done that.

boneprone 12-08-2001 02:30 AM

People ask where I leared my marital arts..

I tell them I leared em at Penn.

They say, "cool you wnet to Penn State"?

I tell em no, The State Pen.

BP4L

Aussie Rebel 12-08-2001 02:33 AM

How long did you do bone? I did 8
A.R

Fossa 12-08-2001 02:34 AM

Winson Green used to be my second home when I was younger http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/frown.gif

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boneprone 12-08-2001 02:41 AM

8 days? 8 months? 8 years?

I was there for about 8 hours.

Aussie Rebel 12-08-2001 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone:
8 days? 8 months? 8 years?

I was there for about 8 hours.

8 years mate


rollin 12-08-2001 02:51 AM

AussieRebel - 8 yrs - armed robbery
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What did you rob? :P

rollin 12-08-2001 02:52 AM

and please don't respond with

"all the cuties in jail"

LOL

i bet their asses are hurten now! they got robbed! haha

RedShoe 12-08-2001 02:56 AM

"I ain't afraid to fuck a man!"

I've done time.

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Aussie Rebel 12-08-2001 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rollin:
AussieRebel - 8 yrs - armed robbery
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What did you rob? :P

No not armed rob, I chopped a guy in the leg with an axe and his mate in the arm, I come home from work and caught them robbing my house and I attacked them both , And I go to jail for bashing 2 guys that were robbing me,
how fucked is this world?

But thats Australia for ya,
A.R

Aussie Rebel 12-08-2001 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe:
"I ain't afraid to fuck a man!"

I've done time.


Me either Redshoe but I wouldn't do it now though,


DarkJedi 12-08-2001 03:12 AM

Quote:

I chopped a guy in the leg with an axe and his mate in the arm, I come home from work and caught them robbing my house and I attacked them both , And I go to jail for bashing 2 guys that were robbing me,
how fucked is this world?
Man, thats waaaaaaaaaaay fucked up. I' mea, WTF ? Were you supposed to help the fuckers pack your stuff ? shit...i would have gone for the head, not legs...


ldinternet 12-08-2001 03:14 AM

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<font size="1">Originally posted by Aussie Rebel:
No not armed rob, I chopped a guy in the leg with an axe and his mate in the arm, I come home from work and caught them robbing my house and I attacked them both , And I go to jail for bashing 2 guys that were robbing me,
how fucked is this world?

But thats Australia for ya
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boneprone 12-08-2001 03:29 AM

That sucks. You kill people in your home here in the US if they are robbing you, and/or if you think your life is in danger no way in hell youd do 8 years.
Youd be lucky to do even 8 hours.
That sucks.

boneprone 12-08-2001 03:30 AM

wow 8 years, thats a long time.

That sucks. I feel for ya bro, I really do.

I got off easy with a fine and TONS of comunitty service with the County. I was in jail for a very short time.

Wow. 8 years. I couldnt imagine.

Aussie Rebel 12-08-2001 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi:
Man, thats waaaaaaaaaaay fucked up. I' mea, WTF ? Were you supposed to help the fuckers pack your stuff ? shit...i would have gone for the head, not legs...


Yes it's fucked , but they reckon what I did was worse than 2 stinkin heroin users robbing someone,
Mother fuckers even got up in court to testify against me for what I did to them and how it all happened in my house while they were robbing me, but the judge thought that hitting heroin using burgulars with an axe was wrong, Yes and I agree with him, I should of fucking used a chain saw instead, LOL, I should of killed them and it would of been tried as manslaughter and I would of only done five years for that, ain't the law a mother fucker?

A.R

DarkJedi 12-08-2001 04:26 AM

Aussie couldn't you say something like: "They saw me and attacked right away, my life was in danger and I had to protect myself...with an axe" ???


Aussie Rebel 12-08-2001 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi:
Aussie couldn't you say something like: "They saw me and attacked right away, my life was in danger and I had to protect myself...with an axe" ???


DarkJedi, My barristar used everything he could in court but the judge had his mind set on I was some sort of animal to hit another man with an axe, LOL , by the way guys , I used my time to learn alot of things, I did 2 TAFE coarses for Advanced cooking skills, & kitchen Skills, And thats where I leart to use computers, only MS Word and stuff like that, But the best thing of all is that I have been out for 7 years and have a really great Family and Mates and am doing sort of well and am kind of happy, But fuck the night mares are a real mother fucker,
Maybe I have had too many beers and shared to much with you people here , But I feel pretty comfortable talking to you guys here, anyway I'm off see ya's
A.R



ez12 12-08-2001 05:21 AM

well redshoe how long ?

Trax 12-08-2001 05:39 AM

havenīt been in prison yet.. but iīll travel there soon i hope http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

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kittykat69 12-08-2001 11:43 AM

AR that is so totally fucked up !!!
I hope that you are enjoying your freedom to it's fullest!

OZ cops are wankers- I almost did 3 months coz they attcked me and I defended myself.
(case of mistaken identity)
Anyone who's seen me could tell you that it shouldn't take 4 cops and 2 security gaurds to takle a 5'2" 19 year old girl.
Thanks fuck I know a bit about law and just managed to get myself off.

Can I ask where abouts you were?
You probably know some of my mates - I think most everyone I know has been in the srubs at some point.

RedShoe 12-08-2001 11:43 AM

Huh?
I was only kidding.

"I aint never been to jail"

"You're not supposed to go to jail, you low expectatin' havin mutha fucka!"

However, I have a cousin my age who has been in and out of lockup since about 13. He's been in prison since he was 18. (He's now 28)

He gets his own cell, because he beats the shit out of his cell mates. He says he wants to be there forever.



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vegasdude 12-08-2001 11:59 AM

with my hard[k]ore attitude I might end up in a prsion cell in the furure http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

so far iīve keept my azz outta jail...

but I tell u if someone mezzes with me or my family then im fit for fight even if outnumbered... i blame it on the booze and my boxing trainer!

last week it was very close... I had my bat ready to slam this suckerz head cuz he was selling dope outside my house... fuck that go back to ur fucking corner punkazz...

well i havenīt seen him since http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

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kittykat69 12-08-2001 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe:
, I have a cousin my age who has been in and out of lockup since about 13. He's been in prison since he was 18. (He's now 28)

He gets his own cell, because he beats the shit out of his cell mates. He says he wants to be there forever.



Unforunately there are sare so many ppl who are in jail for that long - and like your cousin they get 'comfy' there..
so many guys get out and commit a crime just so they can get back in..

Just goes to show how fucked up the system really is

Super Sonic 12-08-2001 12:27 PM

I've been to Maple Hurst a few times and once in the bucket. Nothing serious. In total I've done 9 days all together. Small time shit.

Exxxotica 12-08-2001 12:49 PM

No wonder there is so much cheating in this industry.

You people, especialy the foreign ones... are a bunch of criminals.

TheFLY 12-08-2001 01:02 PM

Concealed weapon for me.

I forged it myself... the cop took one look and called it a "pig sticker"!

Go figure.

Too funny because it was a campus university cop -- and I made this thing for a sculpture class. Anyway, now I'm just minus one very cool piece of metal-work and $500. At least the judge was a cool guy...

A concealed weapon (anything that a cop "thinks" looks scary -- even a knife under 4 inches...) is a second-degree misdemeanor in Florida and you can go to jail for up to 1 year -- no joke.


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TSB 12-08-2001 01:03 PM

I was sentenced to 5 years, but only did 18 months.

Oh yeah I forgot, they caught me during harvest time with 25 kilograms of marijuana (that's about 55 pounds of weed).

Time to smoke another one of those Quebec Gold... http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

TheFLY 12-08-2001 01:05 PM

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TheFLY 12-08-2001 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Aussie Rebel:
No not armed rob, I chopped a guy in the leg with an axe and his mate in the arm, I come home from work and caught them robbing my house and I attacked them both , And I go to jail for bashing 2 guys that were robbing me,
how fucked is this world?

But thats Australia for ya,
A.R

Fascinating story man...

At least you didn't kill them. Considering that they could still try to get revenge -- I think it was very noble of you to spare their lives.

And that's the bottom line because Boneprone said so.

spacedog 12-08-2001 02:01 PM

To this day, my last thoughts of this event are "I should've killed that motherfucker!"

I was 17, there was a party at my friend joe's house..All my friends were there..My girlfriend julie was there too..everybody was stoned & drunk & getting blown & laid & shit..

Well, On this particular night, Joe & Andy are looking for the 5th of Jack Daniels we just went out to buy..No one knows where it is..Then someone's like.."hey, where's john"..Then I notice Julie isn't there either..
Two & Two together, we figure john's with julie & they got the jack?
We hop into brian's car & go for a ride to quincy point...& lo & behold in the shadows..
John & Julie..& an empty bottle of jack..
I jumped out of the car before brian had a chance to even stop & proceeded directly for johns throat..I beat the living fucking piss out of him..I beat his fucking ass so fucking bad his ears bled..he coughed up blood..he shit blood...After severely beaten his ass Joe, Brian & I dragged his sorry fucking ass & threw him into the trunk of the car & drove back to the house..We dragged him out of the trunk & dragged him into the house & proceeded to beat the living fuck out of him with 2X4s & various objects..Again we dragged his ass to the car..this time, we threw him in the back seat..we drove to his house..as we were passing his house at 50+ mph, I pushed his sorry motherfucking ass out the door..We went back to joes to finish drinking..

Make a long story short...
The cops came, had to go to court, had to do the time, had to pay some dough...& you know why...

CUZ I WAS HIGH,,,Yay Hey..Cuz I was HIGH!

Well that & because when we drove up in the schoolyard, Jack Daniels was EMPTY!! That pissed us off! John's Pants were unzipped & his prick were hanging out..
That pissed me off!
Julie's clothes were ripped & torn, her face was bruised & bleeding...& I WANTED TO KILL HIM!!!
To this day, I regret that the mother fucker lived!!!! He raped her...

Several years later I learned that he was incarcerated..(reason unknown) & I hope he got what's been coming for him for a long long time!!

corvette 12-08-2001 02:06 PM

dammmmmmmm

Aussie Rebel 12-08-2001 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Exxxotica:
No wonder there is so much cheating in this industry.

You people, especialy the foreign ones... are a bunch of criminals.

LOL. How does bashing 2 burgulars make me a cheater you fuckin cocksucker??



Aussie Rebel 12-08-2001 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kittykat69:
AR that is so totally fucked up !!!
I hope that you are enjoying your freedom to it's fullest!

OZ cops are wankers- I almost did 3 months coz they attcked me and I defended myself.
(case of mistaken identity)
Anyone who's seen me could tell you that it shouldn't take 4 cops and 2 security gaurds to takle a 5'2" 19 year old girl.
Thanks fuck I know a bit about law and just managed to get myself off.

Can I ask where abouts you were?
You probably know some of my mates - I think most everyone I know has been in the srubs at some point.

Yes KittyKat69, I done a few years at Pentridge, 4 years at Barwon, and a year at Ararat

rollin 12-08-2001 03:10 PM

in texas can't you shoot and kill a person on your property if they are tresspassing, and get away with it?

Exxxotica 12-08-2001 03:14 PM

Aussie,

Actually I was just seeing what kind of response I could get out of a hothead like yourself.

So with your cellmates, were you the mamma or the pappa?

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TheFLY 12-08-2001 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Exxxotica:
Actually I was just seeing what kind of response I could get out of a hothead like yourself.

So with your cellmates, were you the mamma or the pappa?

That is not funny Exxxotica.

I read a statistic that in the USA, more men are raped than women. And you wonder why these guys get out of jail and rape more women again and again -- that is your answer.



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Aussie Rebel 12-08-2001 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Exxxotica:
Aussie,

Actually I was just seeing what kind of response I could get out of a hothead like yourself.

So with your cellmates, were you the mamma or the pappa?

[This message has been edited by Exxxotica (edited 12-08-2001).]

LOL . I wish you were my cell mate, and these days ya dont have cell mates, most prisons have single cells

Exxxotica 12-08-2001 06:04 PM

Do they at least let ya have a dingo in the cell to keep you company?


(Lighten up yo, calm your rage)

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