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Blow Me U Geeks
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Who's been to prison?
YES/NO ?
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been there done that.
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People ask where I leared my marital arts..
I tell them I leared em at Penn. They say, "cool you wnet to Penn State"? I tell em no, The State Pen. BP4L |
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How long did you do bone? I did 8
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Winson Green used to be my second home when I was younger
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8 days? 8 months? 8 years?
I was there for about 8 hours. |
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AussieRebel - 8 yrs - armed robbery
------ What did you rob? :P |
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and please don't respond with
"all the cuties in jail" LOL i bet their asses are hurten now! they got robbed! haha |
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how fucked is this world? But thats Australia for ya, A.R |
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That sucks. You kill people in your home here in the US if they are robbing you, and/or if you think your life is in danger no way in hell youd do 8 years.
Youd be lucky to do even 8 hours. That sucks. |
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wow 8 years, thats a long time.
That sucks. I feel for ya bro, I really do. I got off easy with a fine and TONS of comunitty service with the County. I was in jail for a very short time. Wow. 8 years. I couldnt imagine. |
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Mother fuckers even got up in court to testify against me for what I did to them and how it all happened in my house while they were robbing me, but the judge thought that hitting heroin using burgulars with an axe was wrong, Yes and I agree with him, I should of fucking used a chain saw instead, LOL, I should of killed them and it would of been tried as manslaughter and I would of only done five years for that, ain't the law a mother fucker? A.R |
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Aussie couldn't you say something like: "They saw me and attacked right away, my life was in danger and I had to protect myself...with an axe" ???
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Maybe I have had too many beers and shared to much with you people here , But I feel pretty comfortable talking to you guys here, anyway I'm off see ya's A.R |
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well redshoe how long ?
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haven´t been in prison yet.. but i´ll travel there soon i hope
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AR that is so totally fucked up !!!
I hope that you are enjoying your freedom to it's fullest! OZ cops are wankers- I almost did 3 months coz they attcked me and I defended myself. (case of mistaken identity) Anyone who's seen me could tell you that it shouldn't take 4 cops and 2 security gaurds to takle a 5'2" 19 year old girl. Thanks fuck I know a bit about law and just managed to get myself off. Can I ask where abouts you were? You probably know some of my mates - I think most everyone I know has been in the srubs at some point. |
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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Huh?
I was only kidding. "I aint never been to jail" "You're not supposed to go to jail, you low expectatin' havin mutha fucka!" However, I have a cousin my age who has been in and out of lockup since about 13. He's been in prison since he was 18. (He's now 28) He gets his own cell, because he beats the shit out of his cell mates. He says he wants to be there forever. ------------------ <A HREF="http://www.usexfan.com/webmasters/moneymaker/" TARGET=_blank> ![]() BoneProne Family Member |
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with my hard[k]ore attitude I might end up in a prsion cell in the furure
![]() so far i´ve keept my azz outta jail... but I tell u if someone mezzes with me or my family then im fit for fight even if outnumbered... i blame it on the booze and my boxing trainer! last week it was very close... I had my bat ready to slam this suckerz head cuz he was selling dope outside my house... fuck that go back to ur fucking corner punkazz... well i haven´t seen him since ![]() Rgds Vegasdude |
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Unforunately there are sare so many ppl who are in jail for that long - and like your cousin they get 'comfy' there.. so many guys get out and commit a crime just so they can get back in.. Just goes to show how fucked up the system really is |
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I've been to Maple Hurst a few times and once in the bucket. Nothing serious. In total I've done 9 days all together. Small time shit.
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No wonder there is so much cheating in this industry.
You people, especialy the foreign ones... are a bunch of criminals. |
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Concealed weapon for me.
I forged it myself... the cop took one look and called it a "pig sticker"! Go figure. Too funny because it was a campus university cop -- and I made this thing for a sculpture class. Anyway, now I'm just minus one very cool piece of metal-work and $500. At least the judge was a cool guy... A concealed weapon (anything that a cop "thinks" looks scary -- even a knife under 4 inches...) is a second-degree misdemeanor in Florida and you can go to jail for up to 1 year -- no joke. [This message has been edited by TheFLY (edited 12-08-2001).] |
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I was sentenced to 5 years, but only did 18 months.
Oh yeah I forgot, they caught me during harvest time with 25 kilograms of marijuana (that's about 55 pounds of weed). Time to smoke another one of those Quebec Gold... ![]() |
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censored
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At least you didn't kill them. Considering that they could still try to get revenge -- I think it was very noble of you to spare their lives. And that's the bottom line because Boneprone said so. |
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Yes that IS me. Bitch.
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To this day, my last thoughts of this event are "I should've killed that motherfucker!"
I was 17, there was a party at my friend joe's house..All my friends were there..My girlfriend julie was there too..everybody was stoned & drunk & getting blown & laid & shit.. Well, On this particular night, Joe & Andy are looking for the 5th of Jack Daniels we just went out to buy..No one knows where it is..Then someone's like.."hey, where's john"..Then I notice Julie isn't there either.. Two & Two together, we figure john's with julie & they got the jack? We hop into brian's car & go for a ride to quincy point...& lo & behold in the shadows.. John & Julie..& an empty bottle of jack.. I jumped out of the car before brian had a chance to even stop & proceeded directly for johns throat..I beat the living fucking piss out of him..I beat his fucking ass so fucking bad his ears bled..he coughed up blood..he shit blood...After severely beaten his ass Joe, Brian & I dragged his sorry fucking ass & threw him into the trunk of the car & drove back to the house..We dragged him out of the trunk & dragged him into the house & proceeded to beat the living fuck out of him with 2X4s & various objects..Again we dragged his ass to the car..this time, we threw him in the back seat..we drove to his house..as we were passing his house at 50+ mph, I pushed his sorry motherfucking ass out the door..We went back to joes to finish drinking.. Make a long story short... The cops came, had to go to court, had to do the time, had to pay some dough...& you know why... CUZ I WAS HIGH,,,Yay Hey..Cuz I was HIGH! Well that & because when we drove up in the schoolyard, Jack Daniels was EMPTY!! That pissed us off! John's Pants were unzipped & his prick were hanging out.. That pissed me off! Julie's clothes were ripped & torn, her face was bruised & bleeding...& I WANTED TO KILL HIM!!! To this day, I regret that the mother fucker lived!!!! He raped her... Several years later I learned that he was incarcerated..(reason unknown) & I hope he got what's been coming for him for a long long time!! |
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dammmmmmmm
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in texas can't you shoot and kill a person on your property if they are tresspassing, and get away with it?
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Aussie,
Actually I was just seeing what kind of response I could get out of a hothead like yourself. So with your cellmates, were you the mamma or the pappa? [This message has been edited by Exxxotica (edited 12-08-2001).] |
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I read a statistic that in the USA, more men are raped than women. And you wonder why these guys get out of jail and rape more women again and again -- that is your answer. ------------------ <A HREF="http://www.thefly.net/topfly.html" TARGET=_blank> ![]() |
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Do they at least let ya have a dingo in the cell to keep you company?
(Lighten up yo, calm your rage) [This message has been edited by Exxxotica (edited 12-08-2001).] |
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Jail Sucks Bad
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A Mate of mine has been locked up for some time, boy the storys that he has told.....
Like showering together, there are some sicko's who should never be let out. Stabbing that happen...Just giving me the shivers thinking about it. Well some places were like a hoiliday camp ! All this for driving whilest disquailfied. He is currently renting my house (or was),but get this, he did the bolt from the misses and the 4 kids. The Idiot ! Haven't seen him for 3 weeks now, his misses thinks that he's back at the parents house up in Qld. |
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Never been in prison. Been in jail's in Fort Worth TX, Dallas TX, Denver Co, Los Angeles Ca, Van Ness CA, Fresno CA, Hawthorne CA.
Don't think I forgot any. When I was in Los Angles County jail I was talking with some guys that had been in prison in 4 or 5 states and then told they had never seen anything like L.A. County jail. Hell when I was there they had over 8,000 in there I did forget 1 Modesto CA. Am 57 years old now and have been a good boy for over 20 years. Jim [This message has been edited by jimmyf (edited 12-09-2001).] |
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Beefs: 2 assault, possession of concealed weapon, possession of a loaded weapon in public place. possession of controlled substance for sales, probation violation and a few others I can not remember the exact charge. . . but I was almost always innocent, or else had a great lawyer. Either way, no hard time, knock on wood. ------------------ see me for free hosting of movie galleries, your domain, no banners, full FTP |
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DUI, Felony Hit and Run, Evading Arrest, Possession of a controlled substance...
Maybe you caught my act on COPS one night? Did you know they book shemales as MEN in the Hollywood jail? Been there done it all... |
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Why didn't you tell ev'rybody why you were in bone??
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