GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   Rochard Serously Owned by Highway Patrol (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=425007)

Rochard 01-31-2005 03:38 PM

Rochard Serously Owned by Highway Patrol
 
Had to attend a wedding in LA this weekend, so I drove out by myself Thursday night. Not twenty minutes into the trip and I've got some asshole seriously tailgating me. I have a long trip ahead of me and I'm not in any hurry so I'm taking it easy, but this guy is getting on my nerves. This was in a pack of traffic where I had an 18 wheeler in front of me.

I tap my brakes a few time, he doesn't back down.
I downshift a few times, he doesn't back down.

It's important to notw that my windows are tinted so dark that I can't see out my rear windows at night.

I clear the patch of traffic and romp on it a bit, bringing me up to 110MPH.

Bam. Turns out the "asshole" tailgating me is a cop.

He pulls me over and asks "do you know why I pulled you over?" Although normally I'm very respectful to police officers, I replied "Because you were tailgating me".

Four minutes later there are three highway patrol officers there and I'm cooling my heels in the back of a police car while they search my Mustang.

Got a ticket "excessive speed". No tickets for four years, suddenly two in one month. Time to slow down, eh?

hova 01-31-2005 03:40 PM

damn that sucks, the same thing happened to me in Germany....but I had to call a friend to drive me home because they didn't want me to drive

Manowar 01-31-2005 03:40 PM

Gotta love cops. :(

MrJackMeHoff 01-31-2005 03:42 PM

Id go to court on the fucker.

AdultNex 01-31-2005 03:44 PM

I found out that cops like to target people in Mustangs.

Being stereotypical, the usual Mustang owner is arrogant, etc.

Not saying you are RocHard, but I'm sure you know what I mean.

BigWebRev 01-31-2005 03:45 PM

that really sucks bro

BradM 01-31-2005 03:46 PM

"eh?" I like you, you're becoming more and more Canadian every day.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 01-31-2005 03:47 PM

Sounds like a set up.

HorseShit 01-31-2005 03:48 PM

:thumbsup

TheGoldenChild 01-31-2005 03:49 PM

RocHard- Since I bought my Stang- I have been pulled over three times

Noise pollution ( i have a convertible and like my dancehall reggae)

Speeding

and you guessed it
SPEEDING

I only got one ticket though and guess what it was for?

NOISE FUCKING POLLUTION!!!

I have a factory sound system- I will fight this in court too
With the amount of bass banging that goes on out here in these SUV's I feel is this an unjust ticket.

Hung Like Bull 01-31-2005 03:50 PM

Hell hath no fury like an old man in the middle of a mid-age crisis getting caught speeding driving a womans car! :pimp

Rochard 01-31-2005 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrJackMeHoff
Id go to court on the fucker.

I have to go to court on this one, however I doubt it will get me anywhere. I'll bitch about the tailgating and deny the speed. Maybe I'll get it bumped down a little.

Rochard 01-31-2005 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hung Like Bull
Hell hath no fury like an old man in the middle of a mid-age crisis getting caught speeding driving a womans car! :pimp

Sorry. Although I'm well paid by Steve Lightspeedo there, I'm not at the point where I can afford my Ferrari, a daily driver, my wife's truck, and my bike. Being as I haul around models and computer stuff, I need a back seat and a trunk.

I will, however, race you pink slips - what ever your driving vs me on my bike.

WiredGuy 01-31-2005 04:01 PM

Fight it, they provoked you by tailgating you anyways. At the least, get it knocked down a tad.
WG

Hung Like Bull 01-31-2005 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RocHard
Sorry. Although I'm well paid by Steve Lightspeedo there, I'm not at the point where I can afford my Ferrari, a daily driver, my wife's truck, and my bike. Being as I haul around models and computer stuff, I need a back seat and a trunk.

I will, however, race you pink slips - what ever your driving vs me on my bike.

Your cheap car, your cheap truck, and your cheap bike.

Aren't you a little to old to be racing for pink slips? That is SO 1940's. :1orglaugh

If you were well paid you would have nice belongings, and realize your car is a generic piece of shit that kids drive, not greying wrinkly old men. Ewww....

BlingDaddy 01-31-2005 04:03 PM

:2 cents:
Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy
Fight it, they provoked you by tailgating you anyways. At the least, get it knocked down a tad.
WG


Mr Pheer 01-31-2005 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RocHard
I will, however, race you pink slips - what ever your driving vs me on my bike.

Its no wonder you got a ticket.

mahoney 01-31-2005 04:06 PM

What a Prick. What did he say when you told him he was tailgating you?
It seems excessive to put you in the back of the car.

Rochard 01-31-2005 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mahoney
What a Prick. What did he say when you told him he was tailgating you?
It seems excessive to put you in the back of the car.

Perhaps. They wanted to find something but I'm a good boy. No weapons and never any drugs.

Thumbking 01-31-2005 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hung Like Bull
Your cheap car, your cheap truck, and your cheap bike.

Aren't you a little to old to be racing for pink slips? That is SO 1940's. :1orglaugh

If you were well paid you would have nice belongings, and realize your car is a generic piece of shit that kids drive, not greying wrinkly old men. Ewww....


You sound like one of those kids.... grow up. Plus wrinkly old men tend not to care what anyone thinks, they like what they like. not what society says/thinks they should like...

flashfire 01-31-2005 04:17 PM

that sucks, going to court may be a waste of time though

FabianC 01-31-2005 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thumbking
You sound like one of those kids.... grow up. Plus wrinkly old men tend not to care what anyone thinks, they like what they like. not what society says/thinks they should like...

Word :thumbsup

I'll race for pinks .. stang against stang :winkwink:

Draychi 01-31-2005 04:36 PM

I have a 450HP Pontiac Grand Am (yes, i said Grand Am) with the best radar detector on the market. I also have a laser jammer, front liscense plate laser blocker, back liscense plate cover that shows my plate head on, but blurs it for highway cameras.
Trust me, all this is well worth it. My radar detector pics up radar well before i see a cop, so i can slow down...
The laser jammer scambles the cops signal, so he gets his first shot sent back blank to him. By that time, my radar detector tells me i got shot once, so I have time to slowdown by the second shot.
The only bad part is laser because the radar detectors pick up the signal... but not until you've been shot. Laser guns don't turn on until the trigger has been shot.
Just some tips :2 cents:

Kre8t0r 01-31-2005 05:02 PM

I see a trend here....
I haven't had a ticket in 10+ years...
Bought a built 88 Mustang coupe... (ex trooper car)
Have had 3 tickets in the last 2 years...for... you guessed it speeding.

The fucked up part is I drove just as fast in all my other cars but this thing IS a cop magnet!!

Time to buy that 6 second Pacer! LOL (nobody pulls over a "fishtank")

JFK 01-31-2005 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RocHard
I have to go to court on this one, however I doubt it will get me anywhere. I'll bitch about the tailgating and deny the speed. Maybe I'll get it bumped down a little.

Sorry to hear that RocHard, I would mention him tailgating you and how you felt it was unsafe and that is why you tried to get out the idiots way :2 cents:

BradShaw 01-31-2005 05:07 PM

110 is unsafe. I do not drive the Ferrari over 65.

Nasty D 01-31-2005 05:12 PM

lead foot :)

ArkansasDave 01-31-2005 05:31 PM

Thats really a bummer Rochard, but its good you did not end up going to clink for the night...

Rochard 01-31-2005 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradShaw
110 is unsafe. I do not drive the Ferrari over 65.

You must look pretty dumb driving a Ferrari and being passed left and right.

lagwagon 01-31-2005 05:40 PM

damn dude i know how that goes. my best so far is a ticket for 120mph and also one for racing on the highway.

PornGeneral 01-31-2005 05:45 PM

Can't see why you gave them permission to search your car. Don't think speeding is probable cause to search.

:2 cents:

Rochard 01-31-2005 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornGeneral
Can't see why you gave them permission to search your car. Don't think speeding is probable cause to search.

:2 cents:

I have a lot of respect for police officers. I don't shot when trying to do my job. When three cops in three cop cars want to search my car, I'm all for it. Anything short of an anal prob is okay with me.

kmanrox 01-31-2005 06:13 PM

fuck the poe lice

theking 01-31-2005 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RocHard
Had to attend a wedding in LA this weekend, so I drove out by myself Thursday night. Not twenty minutes into the trip and I've got some asshole seriously tailgating me. I have a long trip ahead of me and I'm not in any hurry so I'm taking it easy, but this guy is getting on my nerves. This was in a pack of traffic where I had an 18 wheeler in front of me.

I tap my brakes a few time, he doesn't back down.
I downshift a few times, he doesn't back down.

It's important to notw that my windows are tinted so dark that I can't see out my rear windows at night.

I clear the patch of traffic and romp on it a bit, bringing me up to 110MPH.

Bam. Turns out the "asshole" tailgating me is a cop.

He pulls me over and asks "do you know why I pulled you over?" Although normally I'm very respectful to police officers, I replied "Because you were tailgating me".

Four minutes later there are three highway patrol officers there and I'm cooling my heels in the back of a police car while they search my Mustang.

Got a ticket "excessive speed". No tickets for four years, suddenly two in one month. Time to slow down, eh?

Hmm...at 110 that is usually considered to be reckless driving and one is taken to jail...not cited for excessive speed. Consider yourself to be lucky.

karlm 01-31-2005 06:19 PM

What a waste
Quote:

Originally Posted by BradShaw
110 is unsafe. I do not drive the Ferrari over 65.


Minte 01-31-2005 06:24 PM

The sorry thing is that as it's near the end of the month. The officer probably needed to fill his quota for the month and did whatever he could to provoke you to speed ahead.Bad break :(

RawAlex 01-31-2005 06:25 PM

Rochard, go to court, and indicate that you were accellertating to attempt to pull away from a tailgater. You made the steps (flashing the taillights, etc) to attempt to get him to back off, and you had to take action to protect yourself. It wasn't clear to you that slowing down would have stopped the problem and considering the way things go on the roads these days, you feared that he might be armed (road rage).

The action of the police to tailgate you for any period of time without lights put more of the public at risk than any of your actions.

You might not win, but the judge will almost certainly give the cop a finger wagging.

Alex

Plugin Feeds K 01-31-2005 06:30 PM

Dumbass, no sympathy for you whatsoever. But that's all out of love. : )

bringer 01-31-2005 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theking
Hmm...at 110 that is usually considered to be reckless driving and one is taken to jail...not cited for excessive speed. Consider yourself to be lucky.

yup
should of thanked him

KingAsher 01-31-2005 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kBizzle
RocHard- Since I bought my Stang- I have been pulled over three times

Noise pollution ( i have a convertible and like my dancehall reggae)

Speeding

and you guessed it
SPEEDING

I only got one ticket though and guess what it was for?

NOISE FUCKING POLLUTION!!!

I have a factory sound system- I will fight this in court too
With the amount of bass banging that goes on out here in these SUV's I feel is this an unjust ticket.

Almost happened to me the other day, but even worse, by a bicycle cop, when I was stoped at a light he came by and jacked my licence and told me to pull over, then he realized what song I was bumping and what I did for a living and let me go. Turns out that Lil John and Usher's "yeah!!" was his favorite song and I guess he really liked porn too. But I have a factory system a lil upgraded with the bose but no boz or anything, those tickets are fuckin rediculous!


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 01:24 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc123