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fusionx 01-31-2005 07:31 PM

Always go to court if it's highway patrol. They rarely take the time to go to court unless is a serious offence. Chances are he won't show and the ticket will get thrown out.

Plus, on the odd chance he gets challenged more often than normal, with the tailgating story, the judge is very likely to give you the minimums. Assuming he shows.

Spunky 01-31-2005 07:35 PM

Typical pig...should have capped his ass yo

BIGTYMER 01-31-2005 07:39 PM

Just be easy on the gas next time.

Rochard 01-31-2005 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fusionx
Always go to court if it's highway patrol. They rarely take the time to go to court unless is a serious offence. Chances are he won't show and the ticket will get thrown out.

Plus, on the odd chance he gets challenged more often than normal, with the tailgating story, the judge is very likely to give you the minimums. Assuming he shows.

Yeah, I'll go to court but I'm sure the Judge will think it's just an excuse. The truth is my speed was excessive, no matter what my excuse is.

SteveLightspeed 01-31-2005 07:49 PM

Tell them you were conducting research:
"There was a bug on my windshield, and I wanted to see how long he could hold on under accelerating wind conditions!"

If you get a laugh out of the judge, he might let you go on your good looks.

Wait, I forgot who I'm talking to here... nevermind, you can't have time off work to go fight a ticket. Your ass is mine for the next two months!


Steve Lightspeed

sonofsam 01-31-2005 07:49 PM

fuck tha police comin straight from tha underground

Rochard 01-31-2005 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed
Tell them you were conducting research:
"There was a bug on my windshield, and I wanted to see how long he could hold on under accelerating wind conditions!"

If you get a laugh out of the judge, he might let you go on your good looks.

Wait, I forgot who I'm talking to here... nevermind, you can't have time off work to go fight a ticket. Your ass is mine for the next two months!


Steve Lightspeed

That's very nice of you kind sir.

However, please note the next time you need me to run an errand for you.... I might not have a license.

Vanilla DeVille 01-31-2005 07:55 PM

Damn, that sux, Rochard... Hopefully the rest of your weekend turned out better! :)

lagwagon 01-31-2005 08:09 PM

so i will see you this friday on the strip, me and my ride against you and your ride. boooya!

Draychi 01-31-2005 08:21 PM

50 speeding tickets

Thomas N 01-31-2005 08:38 PM

Hell yeah I remember those days when I used to play those games and thought i was "teaching someone a lesson" if they got "too close" to my rear bumper. Then I turned 17.

Basic_man 01-31-2005 09:47 PM

This thread is useless without pics !

erehwon 01-31-2005 10:26 PM

Rochard,

With any luck, the case will be S.O.L.'d and you will be out your time and a few bucks for a fine.

But if I were you, I'd get your hands on a good traffic lawyer, they are worth their weight in gold, I got nailed by the local cops here doing double the posted limits with no cars in either direction for a mile.

When the court date came, my attorney talked to the prosecutor, prosecutor and my lawyer talked to the officer, the officer right there made a nice new pile of folders, the ones that would plead guilty, the ones being continued, and my lonely file that was S.O.L.'d

I paid a small fine, got my license back, paid the lawyer, and chalked that one up to the best $150 I'd spent in a long time to watch that performance. :thumbsup

pornJester 01-31-2005 10:35 PM

I got two speeding tickets in an hour and a half on I-10 once. And I was only going in the 80's MPH range.


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