25 reasons to kick Canada's ass
 

Help me list them...


1. Canadians think they invented everything

2. They think they matter

3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?)

4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.

5. Canadian TV shows suck.

6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please.

7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that.

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Celine Dion and Bryan Adams need to be added to that list.

umm..
because they didn't do very well in the olympics?

maybe because they are bigger then the US, and on top, therefore creating a threat on the US? :1orglaugh

1. Canadians think they invented everything

2. They think they matter

3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?)

4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.

5. Canadian TV shows suck.

6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please.

7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that.

8. Celine Dion.

9. Brian Adams

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oh I know..

because they're better then the US in ice hockey

now that's grounds for invasion :1orglaugh

Torontorians, think they're the center of the universe.

Yes, but so do New Yorkers, so we cancel each other out.

Do Canadians actually feel they are superior because they are "on top"?

BAHAHHAHHAA that reminds me of a great joke!!!

so, are you gonna charge for telling it or what?

Because they always close their sentances with "Eh?" / "Ay?"


or is that some other country? :winkwink:

What are you talkinb Aboot?

At school one day....The teacher askes the class to take turns, coming to the board and telling what their Daddys do for a living.

Timmy was the last kid to go up. He walks up to the board and looks at the whole class....takes one big deep breath and says....

"My dad is a Gay Cabaret Dancer at the "Faggot Foxhole" in town."

The teacher quickly gets Timmy back to his seat and changes the topic for the class...to get it out of the kids minds.

Later that day after school, the teacher tells Timmy to stay to have a word with her. She asked him "Timmy, is your dad really a gay cabaret dancer at the Faggot Foxhole, and if so are you ok with that?"

Timmy nods and says..."Actually my dad isnt a Gay Cabaret Dancer, hes a defencemen for TEAM USA, but i didnt want the kids to laugh at me."

Okay ... I have a beer buzz on ...
YES - believe it - I have been bombed and chatted on GFY.

lol
you "Am - er - ree - cans" as my brother would say ...that measurement is "8/16ths of an inch"....

; )

Sleazydream

wtf ...was that ???
One thing about Canadians we can poke fun at ourselves.
Political humour is much more accepted here then down south in the country we should have take over centuries ago...

; )

10- Manitoba (total a waste of space...)

BECAUSE FUCK CANADA

They still have world cup bragging rights, but I have doubts they'll get pass the Russians this time around. :)

Home of the Canadian Beaver ...
bring it on biotches ...
just chillaxen now

:1orglaugh

nice one..

pure canadian humor i believe

heh well i am a purebread.

:1orglaugh

okay okay ...
you win ...

lol

They will skate circles around them. Bigger , Faster and, and well the rest dont matter.

Well at least in Canada - particularily Quebec - you have to talk to someone before you know you hate them ....

comedy channel

In the USA we already know we hate everyone without - oil.

; )

I have a beer buzz - just chillaxen - it's all good.

1. Canadians think they invented everything
We really don't. We just say it to get the US people worked up.

2. They think they matter
Everyone on the planet is a special unique snowflake.

3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?)
Take them if you want, I'm sure they'd love to be part of the US. Take all their debt with you by the way.

4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.
Seriously. Take this one off. We're ashamed something like this breaths our air.

5. Canadian TV shows suck.
Beachcombers man!!!

6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please.
We make movies??.

7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that.
blah blah blah.. nah nah nah.

8. Celine Dion.
Do you really want me to mention Whitney?

9. Brian Adams
As opposed to?? Kenny G maybe???

1. Canadians think they invented everything

2. They think they matter

3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?)

4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.

5. Canadian TV shows suck.

6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please.

7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that.

8. Celine Dion.

9. Brian Adams

10. xxxdesign-net (total waste of skin)

11. People who end sentences with "eh?" should be shot on principle.

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Tempest, relax man.... this thread is a parrody of this one... http://board.gofuckyourself.com/show...adid=353064&s=

In case you didn't notice, I myself am Canadian. :glugglug

What number are we on?

Canadian beer tastes better and has a higher alcohol content.

Best thread ever.

Because they have stupid floppy heads as seen in South Park.

Because Canadian webmasters work for peanuts and steal jobs from Americans because $1 US is worth like $1,000 Canadian.

Because there's only like 1 person per million square miles so they couldn't get a decent sized army together to fight us.

Because they're a bunch of moose fuckers.

Canadians smell bad.

They leave their doors unlocked so they obviously won't be expecting an invasion.

1. Canadians think they invented everything

2. They think they matter

3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?)

4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.

5. Canadian TV shows suck.

6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please.

7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that.

8. Celine Dion.

9. Brian Adams

10. xxxdesign-net (total waste of skin)

11. People who end sentences with "eh?" should be shot on principle.

12. Southpark.

13. Because those god-damned Canadians are too cost-effective, that needs to stop NOW.

14. Their country is bigger'n ours. We carved up the USSR, now it's Canada's turn!

15. Buncha moose fuckers!

16. The air is cleaner and fresher up there. It should be OURS!

17. They think they're better 'cause they have less crime. Think they can leave their doors open. We'll show em.

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ha ha ha.. Yeah.. I noticed after I had posted it. :winkwink:

Ya man ...
take it easy
we're just chillaxen ....

chill ...
relax ...

it's humour

ROFLMAO

aaahhh
still laughing

cause CANADA is a huge village and their political weight in the world goes next after Mongolia

Because canadian programers pray every night to get job in US.
Because canadian women ugly
because wanna be Americans , but they are "peeeeeeeeeeeeeep" from Asia mala-mala sina-mama

enough ?

1. Canadians think they invented everything

2. They think they matter

3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?)

4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.

5. Canadian TV shows suck.

6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please.

7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that.

8. Celine Dion.

9. Brian Adams

10. xxxdesign-net (total waste of skin)

11. People who end sentences with "eh?" should be shot on principle.

12. Southpark.

13. Because those god-damned Canadians are too cost-effective, that needs to stop NOW.

14. Their country is bigger'n ours. We carved up the USSR, now it's Canada's turn!

15. Buncha moose fuckers!

16. The air is cleaner and fresher up there. It should be OURS!

17. They think they're better 'cause they have less crime. Think they can leave their doors open. We'll show em.

18. Their beer is better. Let's STEAL IT.

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1. Canadians think they invented everything

2. They think they matter

3. Quebec. (how do you say "nuff said" in French?)

4. sexpeducation (aka: 'masterblogger')... that's grounds for invasion right there.

5. Canadian TV shows suck.

6. Canadian movies suck (except for Porkies) "Men with brooms"?? please.

7. Because they need it. They've never lost a war, time to change that.

8. Celine Dion.

9. Brian Adams

10. xxxdesign-net (total waste of skin)

11. People who end sentences with "eh?" should be shot on principle.

12. Southpark.

13. Because those god-damned Canadians are too cost-effective, that needs to stop NOW.

14. Their country is bigger'n ours. We carved up the USSR, now it's Canada's turn!

15. Buncha moose fuckers!

16. The air is cleaner and fresher up there. It should be OURS!

17. They think they're better 'cause they have less crime. Think they can leave their doors open. We'll show em.

18. Their beer is better. Let's STEAL IT.

19. Because any country whose name means "The village" is just begging to be invaded.

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Our beer is better - THAT IS NOT A JOKE.
Where is Loryn or Lensman when you need them.

You should be banned for this improper use or attempt of humour.

Many exaggerate about everything being so bad in the US and so great in Canada but they live and work here.