When youre driving what do you do if someone is right on your ass and wont let up?
 

I either spit out the window, hoping they'll get grossed out and pull back, or I pull over and let them pass me.

what do you do?

This always happens to me when im in an area where I dont know where I am and the road is wind-ey and narrow.

i drive really really slow and frustrate them even more...

pull into a differant lane, let them catch up to me then rev my engine and tease em till they take the bait, then i work them.

slow down to about 20 mph

Perfect thing to do :thumbsup

i spray my windshield wipers so that it hits their window too

Depends, if there's someone in front and the guy's still tailgating i hit the brakes.

I once sent a small car in the ditch cuz i braked a bit too hard.

If there's no one in front and the way is clear i just change lane and let them pass.

Start hitting the brakes..they know if they rear end you it's their fault.I usally tap them a couple times to piss them off

throw ketchups packets at them through the sunroof

I'm usually driving in a Mustang Cobra. It has a lot of power. When someone does that to me I slow down for just long enough to REALLY piss them off, then I floor it and leave them far, far behind.


EDIT TO ADD:

One more speeding ticket and my license is gone for a year. :(

haha. exactly what i do.

dont tap the brakes


lock them up

if they hit you. tell the cops a dog ran out in front of you.

they will get cited for following too close

I have anger mgmt issues. If I am in my vette I crank up the boost and will let her rip. Unless hes driving something exotic hes not going to keep up... If I am in my truck I do the opposite and slow way the fuck down and take a long hard look at them as they pass.

Downshift and leave him behind...

Any excuse to speed excessively is a good one :thumbsup

Go as slow as possible in a no passing lane, if a passing lane comes up, floor it till the next no passing lane.. repeat as neccasary.

I pee out the window

make a 100% complete stop in the middle of the road, get out of my car, and stand there... either they wont get out, and they stay off my ass for the rest of the time, or they get out, and shit happens :glugglug

I like to open the sunroof and extend my hand up into their view and unfurl the all powerful middle finger.

I've stopped my car in the middle of traffic.


Also waited until we get to a stop sign or light, then put my car in park, and walk back and confront them.

haha that's gangsta :1orglaugh

bummer if you get shot by some psycho though.

I've had two bumper sticks for tailgaters. One read, "If you can read this, there'd better be an engagement ring in your pocket" and the other read, "If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you."

I remember one time a guy was following really close and i stepped on my brake, and he got damn near on my bumper, read the sticker, and stayed the HELL off my ass after that.

I empty a clip from my pistol through their front window. They usually back off after that.

:feels-hot :BangBang:

old sparkplugs work a lot better

Many years ago, I was heading to work one morning. Merged onto the freeway (5 lines each way). Moved over to the 4th lane.. then needed to get around a semi, so I moved into the fast lane. I had seen a state trooper as I came onto the freeway. Not knowing exactly where he was I made sure to keep my speeds within reason. All of the sudden there's this idiot on my tail in a big black Suburban. He's honking and flashing his lights cause I'm not doing 65 or 70. I finally get past the semi and move over so the twit could pass. As he flies by me you can see him flippin me off and cussin...

Well about that time I find out where ther trooper went. He was two cars behind the Suburban. As the trooper comes up next to me he looks over and (gladiator style) does thumbs up/thumbs down. I gave him the thumbs down... He zoomed ahead moved over into my lane and lit up the guy in the Suburban.

And they say there's never a cop around when you need one.

Just hit the brakes....lol No seriously I slow down and speed up when they try to pass me! :)

you slam on your brakes causing them to run into you. get out of the car, shoot them in the head, then go to your nearest body shop to get your car fixed.

and if that dont work. I get my woman to steer, I climb out of the vehicle and leap onto their hood all mad max style and go into a berserker rage, tear my way through the roof, and shred them like a razorblade tornado with my post apocalyptic mutant like powers, and calmly make my way back to my vehicle....

If this is a single lane I do this as well, but most times I am the guy riding someones ass.

People in Florida seem to think going 75 on the interstate entitles them to stay in the left lane even if the right is open. I get right on their ass and high beam them until they move over and get the hint.

I drive a Durango R-T with some extra lights on the front end for my driving in the woods in the summer.

I slow down or pull over the let them pass...Then I get behind them on their ass and fire up all the lights ( highbeams, floodlights, and ground lights ) onto them.

Then, I angle my truck to hit their side mirrors so their face is lit up. Sometimes, I add riding the horn as well to really fuck with them if they are total assholes.

In my Jeep, I carry a small whiteboard and red marker that I can write things like " FUCK YOU " or whatever else and hold it up as I ride past them......always gets their goat. :)

You must be one of those people that drives slow and I tailgate... I'm the guy behind you trying to pass, next time give me a wave!

smash into the back of them and run them off the road

Go in your right lane.

Let the asshole pass you.

Go back in the left lane and put your highbeams on.

I hit the break real hard for a fraction of second, then continue, usually calms the guy.

Brake check that mother fucker. :mad:

:thumbsup

if you are unfamiliar with the road, show some courtesy and pull to the right and let them pass you. Don't be an asshole about it. Just because you don't know what you are doing is no reason they should have to suffer for your inabilities.

This post is licensed.

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I do the same. Only the top cars can keep up.

Driving here on a British License means they can only fine me. :)

You slow down really slow and break in their face many time ... and if they keep going after 5-6 mins you stop at the side of the road . If they stop you get your baseball bat and you got a nice fight on with a stupid mother fucker that want to get his ass kicked :)

pimp :1orglaugh

:warning I actually do this to people, but only if they are stuck out in a lane and blocking me for no reason or if they are going really fucking slow.:feels-hot