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anya2 03-13-2004 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DreamCumTrue
Brake check that mother fucker. :mad:
my favorite thing to do...maybe one day i'll get a new car out of it

:1orglaugh

Ricky Dynamite 03-13-2004 11:49 PM

Come to a complete stop as quick as possible.

The Sex Pusher 03-13-2004 11:56 PM

THIS IS AMERICA YOU FUCKTARD , DRIVE FAST OR GO HOME !!

PULL THE FUCK OVER AND LET THE GUY PASS YOU BEFORE HE ( I ) DRIVE MY BUMPER INTO YOUR ASS END AND LEAVE YOU CRYING IN THE DITCH.

My wife bitchslapped some dumbass like you one time at a red light, the guy took one look at me and got back in his little jap piece of trash LOL

macker 03-13-2004 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hyper
dont tap the brakes


lock them up

if they hit you. tell the cops a dog ran out in front of you.

they will get cited for following too close

Exactly :BangBang:

foolio 03-14-2004 12:44 AM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Start hitting the brakes..they know if they rear end you it's their fault.I usally tap them a couple times to piss them off
hehehe - I did that and it was a cop behind me.

Ironhorse 03-14-2004 12:47 AM

I used to hit the brakes hard hoping for some collision but lately I mellowed out a bit, some day if I'm pissed off enough I might do the brakes again and maybe die in a blaze of roadrage glory, although I'd rather be a peaceful chap, but some motherfuckars just ride you until you can't control yourself...yes, I've had a few beers :thumbsup

Firehorse 03-14-2004 12:48 AM

It depends on whether my wife and daughter are in the car with me and my mood and how aggressive the tail gater is! :winkwink:

Za Ha 03-14-2004 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Sex Pusher
THIS IS AMERICA YOU FUCKTARD , DRIVE FAST OR GO HOME !!
Is that why there are speed limits?

Tight 03-14-2004 12:49 AM

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Originally posted by jimboc
:warning I actually do this to people, but only if they are stuck out in a lane and blocking me for no reason or if they are going really fucking slow.:feels-hot
:thumbsup

smack 03-14-2004 12:54 AM

i drive a 5 speed, so i just slam it into second gear and make them almost hit me. they usually get the hint.

HomeTown_Hero 03-14-2004 12:55 AM

50 roadrages

raster 03-14-2004 01:14 AM

Slow right down...it'll drive him crazy to see cars passing in the other lane

Quote:

Originally posted by clickhappy
I either spit out the window, hoping they'll get grossed out and pull back, or I pull over and let them pass me.

what do you do?

This always happens to me when im in an area where I dont know where I am and the road is wind-ey and narrow.


bdld 03-14-2004 02:19 AM

i slam the brakes real hard.. make them regret it

Brat 03-14-2004 02:25 AM

depends what mood I'm in :)

I usually drive pretty damn fast though so I'm usually the one tailgaiting. But on the rare occasion where I feel like driving a little slower and taking it easy, I'll do one of two things.

-Simply change lanes.

-Change lanes, let the car pass, and then change right back into the same lane I was in to tail HIS ass until he freaks out and changes lanes and I regain ownership of my rightful lane. hahah. I love doing this.

Yes, I know, one day I gonna get run off the road, or someone is going to follow me and shoot me or something. Until then, I have fun :thumbsup

DarkJedi 03-14-2004 02:31 AM

Slam the brakes.

Brat 03-14-2004 02:32 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
Slam the brakes.

but aren't you worried about them hitting your car?

Steve 03-14-2004 02:36 AM

I'm old and soft now - I tend to pull over, change the lane, whatever - to let them get by. I'm not in a hurry, I dont give a fuck when I get there, ya know?

When I was younger, I'd slow down - I'd be looking to throw someone a beatin. Of course, I used to drive like a fucking whacko, so it was not often that anyone was tailing close to me.

Brat 03-14-2004 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steve


When I was younger, I'd slow down - I'd be looking to throw someone a beatin. Of course, I used to drive like a fucking whacko, so it was not often that anyone was tailing close to me.


sounds like me now! :)

Steve 03-14-2004 02:41 AM

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Originally posted by Brat



sounds like me now! :)

gotta be careful, becuase it's bullets over fists all the time, man

modelgigtalent 03-14-2004 02:43 AM

Slooooooooooooooooow down to a crawl to piss them off.
:BangBang:

escorpio 03-14-2004 02:48 AM

If I have weed in the car I don't do shit. :stoned
If I'm clean and it's an expensive car I'll hit the brakes hoping for a payday.:pimp
If it's a piece-of-shit car I also don't do anything because who wants to get fucked up by some loser with no insurance?:waaaaahh

PenisFace 03-14-2004 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Sex Pusher
THIS IS AMERICA YOU FUCKTARD , DRIVE FAST OR GO HOME !!

PULL THE FUCK OVER AND LET THE GUY PASS YOU BEFORE HE ( I ) DRIVE MY BUMPER INTO YOUR ASS END AND LEAVE YOU CRYING IN THE DITCH.

My wife bitchslapped some dumbass like you one time at a red light, the guy took one look at me and got back in his little jap piece of trash LOL


You're a prime example of why so many people are anti-american.

EDIT: And a prime example of why everyone hates the AOL newbie.

The Sex Pusher 03-14-2004 03:02 AM

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Originally posted by PenisFace



You're a prime example of why so many people are anti-american.

Why because i would rather ram some old snot into the ditch for driving 20 miles per hour than drive behind him while he spits out the window :Graucho

Proud to be an american .... and don't forget it..

The Sex Pusher 03-14-2004 03:03 AM

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Originally posted by PenisFace



EDIT: And a prime example of why everyone hates the AOL newbie.

Never used aol sorry bub. I dont live in the ghetto like you.. And i have been here much longer than you... And i will be here after you fade away...

abyss_al 03-14-2004 03:05 AM

stop!
get out...
beat his ass!

Paul Waters 03-14-2004 05:17 AM

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Originally posted by dunefield
i drive really really slow and frustrate them even more...
what he said..

.:thumbsup

Shoehorn! 03-14-2004 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by clickhappy
I either spit out the window, hoping they'll get grossed out and pull back, or I pull over and let them pass me.

what do you do?

This always happens to me when im in an area where I dont know where I am and the road is wind-ey and narrow.

Usually I brake check the motherfuckers. Either that or turn on the windshield washers.

turbomax 03-14-2004 07:39 AM

tap on the brakes

12clicks 03-14-2004 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by clickhappy
I either spit out the window, hoping they'll get grossed out and pull back, or I pull over and let them pass me.

what do you do?

This always happens to me when im in an area where I dont know where I am and the road is wind-ey and narrow.

pull over and get your slow ass out of the way.
Everyone's not lost, just you.

grumpy 03-14-2004 08:21 AM

just pump the gas. Im to fast for them. In my other car im just to big. So no problems with that.

Nicky 03-14-2004 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by clickhappy
I either spit out the window, hoping they'll get grossed out and pull back, or I pull over and let them pass me.

what do you do?

This always happens to me when im in an area where I dont know where I am and the road is wind-ey and narrow.

Step on the brakes lightly so the brake lights go off, usually they keep better distance after doing that a few times :)

bignasty 03-14-2004 09:05 AM

let off the gas and shift in to a low gear and slow down. they usually back off after that.


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