What's the first thing you think about when u wake up?
 

Time to jerk off. I love jerking off in the morning. :glugglug

Finding the toilet and taking a wiz! :)

if i should goto class or not

To power up my commy to check my sites, then my stats... :helpme
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Where is that damn alarm clock its going to go off in a second


I ususally wake up about 2 minutes befor it goes off




Tanker

usually take a wiz or wtf was i just dreaming about.

I flop from my bed to my desk chair 2 feet away and check stats

pee :glugglug

Where's the alarm so I can shut it off

Alarm? I havn't used an alarm in a year. my alarm is my 8 month old and the first thing that comes to mind is wheres his bottle!:winkwink:

yea my phone is my alarm. it kills me man that fucking beep, i mostly throw my phone against the wall. then the battery falls out and it stops (and I will have to buy a new phone after 10 times)

If you have any, you could try to wrap 10 condoms around it and make litlle holes in it so you can still press the keys.

I think about where all the women ran off to from in my dream

coffee.

step 1.. do i have to pee?.. no, jack off
step 2, what time is it? pretty early, do it again
step 3, actually get out of bed
step 4, check stats
step 5, warm up car
step 6, go back to sleep n forget about car

stats and weed :smokin

the snooze button........

1 - stats
2 - coffee
3 - build, build, build

if hard, wack off, then take a shower.

if soft, go back to bed for ten minutes, see above.

me too

wizake and bizake.

remote.

turn up the volume on the horror dvd left on repeat.

adjust the temp of the heated blanket ?

slippers.

piss.

online.

What day is it?

Okay then, what time is it?

LMAO Same here :thumbsup

one word Sex

Them:

http://www.borg.com/~superman/memor/wonka38.jpg

cigarette....

coffee.....

piss...

then open eyes....

I wake up and wonder why my dick is completely rock hard when I cant remember dreaming of anything that good.

i wake up then wish i went to bed earlier :(

COMPUTER!!!

Making sure I get my dogs fed and outside before they lick me to death or pee on my bed :thumbsup

haha so true pointless

i usually wake up, pour a bottle of water over my head then flick on the air con, fall back into bed until its cool enough to stand, then sit at my desk with my feet against the wall in a zombie like state for an hour or so, checking gfy and the like

fucken australian weather

Yeah I could but my phone is already fucked up

http://205.134.184.51/wcphone.gif :1orglaugh

oh btw Thrawn, drugs are bad.


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yes, I know. My phone is ghey.

time to take a fucking piss

I usually wake up when my phone rings, then piss, get water, check email, etc., then whack and get to work . . .

more like if i should quit school or not

Blowjob

When i wake up i usually think "damn i dont want to get up, its cold and my bed is all nice and warm and comfy" "damn it feels good just to lay here and not move" "ouch, i better move my arm because there is no blood circulation" "i dont want to go to school, school sucks" "i really really really hate school" so then i usually fall back asleep and then i wake up again and i think "fuck im late for school" "oops i didnt do the homework or study for the test" "oh well ill go next time" and then i update my sites, check my stats, and try to find a way so that i can retire and not have to go to school again...

LOL, right good one. :thumbsup