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picindex 02-14-2003 02:22 AM

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Originally posted by fuct
step 1.. do i have to pee?.. no, jack off
step 2, what time is it? pretty early, do it again
step 3, actually get out of bed
step 4, check stats
step 5, warm up car
step 6, go back to sleep n forget about car

same thing but

2) and smoke
5) check email
6) my free daily pron at thehun.com

Hot Tropical Babes 02-14-2003 02:23 AM

C O F F E E HOT SWEET AND CREAMY

KCJ 02-14-2003 02:43 AM

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i wake up then wish i went to bed earlier:(
lol so damn true!!! every morning I get up I start regreting going to bed SO late last nite

HeadPimp 02-14-2003 02:46 AM

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Originally posted by whee
To power up my commy to check my sites, then my stats... :helpme
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You turn yours off? Mine stays on 24/7...

Nasty D 02-14-2003 02:56 AM

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Originally posted by Thrawn$
stats and weed :smokin
very nice

adamneve 02-14-2003 03:01 AM

take a dump...
:1orglaugh

Jakke PNG 02-14-2003 08:44 AM

I think of Equinox's tight ass. Every single day.

QualityMpegs 02-14-2003 10:03 AM

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Originally posted by stevo
When i wake up i usually think "damn i dont want to get up, its cold and my bed is all nice and warm and comfy" "damn it feels good just to lay here and not move" "ouch, i better move my arm because there is no blood circulation" "i dont want to go to school, school sucks" "i really really really hate school" so then i usually fall back asleep and then i wake up again and i think "fuck im late for school" "oops i didnt do the homework or study for the test" "oh well ill go next time" and then i update my sites, check my stats, and try to find a way so that i can retire and not have to go to school again...
funny, funny, funny...i like the blood circulation one :thumbsup

oops, im missing chemistry right now

dennisthemenace 02-14-2003 10:11 AM

wake up - think about goals

coffee

cigarette, stats

poop

work

Scott McD 02-14-2003 10:36 AM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
cigarette....

coffee.....

piss...

then open eyes....

:thumbsup

JamesK 02-14-2003 11:43 AM

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Originally posted by Oliver Klozov
Blowjob
damn you and your friggin hot hoes :1orglaugh :Graucho

haggard 02-14-2003 11:44 AM

sex, sex, sex! or who was on jimmy kimmel last night? hehe! :1orglaugh

asuna 02-14-2003 11:53 AM

I usually get a 1pm wakeup call...
either
my computer doesn't work, i need you to fix it, or, my satellite doesn't work, i need you to fix it..
but I wake up almsot everyday having someone telling me they want to give me money, so its ok

JamesK 02-14-2003 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by asuna
I usually get a 1pm wakeup call...
either
my computer doesn't work, i need you to fix it, or, my satellite doesn't work, i need you to fix it..
but I wake up almsot everyday having someone telling me they want to give me money, so its ok

haha what's your job man? :thumbsup


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