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WarChild 04-07-2011 07:04 AM

Looks like I'm moving to Bermuda
 
Tax free and warm. Aruba, Jamaica ... Ewww I wanna take you to Bermuda...

Woohoo.

Evil Chris 04-07-2011 07:05 AM

you forgot Key Largo

Sly 04-07-2011 07:06 AM

Montego. Baby why don't we go.

Si 04-07-2011 07:07 AM

Was looking up holidays to bermuda last week. Looks absolutely amazing there!

WarChild 04-07-2011 07:21 AM

My girlfriend works in senior financial services and she will also make killer money tax free there. I guess that more or less sealed the deal.

bloggerz 04-07-2011 07:23 AM

tax free sounds good

Ross 04-07-2011 07:28 AM

I'm going to Jamaica on vacation in 3 weeks! First time there, should be good.

magicmike 04-07-2011 07:30 AM

Nice, it'd be fun to live down there for a while, not sure how long I could take, but winters for sure.

Evil Chris 04-07-2011 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18039320)
My girlfriend works in senior financial services and she will also make killer money tax free there. I guess that more or less sealed the deal.

If you were moving to Mexico, it would be Senor Financial Services.

O MARINA 04-07-2011 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18039280)
Tax free and warm. Aruba, Jamaica ... Ewww I wanna take you to Bermuda...

Woohoo.

There's a place called Kokomo
That's where you wanna go to get away from it all

Sharky 04-07-2011 08:19 AM

Bermuda gets hit by a ton of hurricanes and Tropical Storms. It's beautiful, but good luck when the storms roll through!

jigg 04-07-2011 08:35 AM

too small and surrounded by water

also, if you're a US citizen or have had a green card for more than 6 months you can't work anywhere in the world tax free, you have to keep filing with the IRS regardless and hand over income tax

Archivist 04-07-2011 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18039280)
Aruba, Jamaica

niggas gonna rape ya.

WarChild 04-07-2011 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jigg (Post 18039517)
too small and surrounded by water

also, if you're a US citizen or have had a green card for more than 6 months you can't work anywhere in the world tax free, you have to keep filing with the IRS regardless and hand over income tax

Not a US citizen.

v4 media 04-07-2011 10:10 AM

cost of living is pretty horrendous nope?

Agent 488 04-07-2011 10:12 AM

canadians have to pay taxes even if they live overseas don't they?

_Richard_ 04-07-2011 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18039529)
Not a US citizen.

so you can just.. leave.. and not pay taxes? i thought that was a fairy tale

Agent 488 04-07-2011 10:20 AM

you have to cut all ties if you don't want to pay taxes i thought? no canadian bank, no drivers licence, property etc.

unless you have other arrangements of course.

spazlabz 04-07-2011 10:54 AM

congrats on your move, I hope you had loads of fun in the sun :)

advice: wear shoes whenever outside ;)

cooldude7 04-07-2011 11:22 AM

hows internet there ?

i mean speed ?

djroof 04-07-2011 11:28 AM

we need pics :)

Scott McD 04-07-2011 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18039280)
Tax free and warm.

Sounds good.

Here it's tax hell, and fucking cold...

czarina 04-07-2011 12:22 PM

My vote goes to Cancun, Mexico. Foreigners dont have to pay tax unless they work in Mexico. And online activities are not considered work, go figure!

Ross 04-07-2011 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archivist (Post 18039524)
niggas gonna rape ya.

Suuuuure... the dude does like 19 different types of fighting type shit, last person you'd probably wanna pick on. If my memory serves me correct he also has 3 huge Rottweilers that would be enough to freak anyone out :1orglaugh

dyna mo 04-07-2011 12:27 PM

sounds cool! congrats eh.

brassmonkey 04-07-2011 12:28 PM

have a extra room?

irwin99 04-09-2011 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 18039822)
you have to cut all ties if you don't want to pay taxes i thought? no canadian bank, no drivers licence, property etc.

unless you have other arrangements of course.

There really are no guidelines set in stone for this, other than if you are in Canada for 6 months in a calendar year, you are automatically deemed resident for tax purposes. However, as long as you don't make millions when you are offshore and try to bring it back into Canada tax free at a later date, nobody is going to challenge you. Substantial ties with Canada should obviously be cut (health care coverage, bank accounts, property ownership etc...), but again no formal guidelines exist to regulate this. It is evaluated on a case by case basis. When you become non-resident for tax purposes of Canada, the intention (mentally) should be that you are never returning to Canada to live permanently again (which is why if you are bringing millions back they will generally challenge you on that). For this reason, I know a number of Canadian professionals who live offshore but still pay Canadian taxes as they do plan to return to live in Canada in the future. Obviously their advice came from their Canadian tax lawyers. So really, its not as simple as it seems, its not like you can just go away for a few years, make a few million tax free and bring it back into Canada and buy a house with the money and just carry on like you are back home from an extended vacation. It is worth noting that only two countries tax their citizens in their home country on their income no matter where they live, the US and Libya.

bignasty 04-09-2011 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jigg (Post 18039517)
also, if you're a US citizen or have had a green card for more than 6 months you can't work anywhere in the world tax free, you have to keep filing with the IRS regardless and hand over income tax

Unless it's been changed in the last few years, the first up to ~$80,000 is not taxed when you live out of the US depending on how many months of the year it is. You do still have to file a return though.

fuzebox 04-09-2011 12:00 PM

Interesting choice.

seeandsee 04-09-2011 12:01 PM

tax free, country of dream?

Chosen 04-09-2011 12:38 PM

Sounds nice :)

irwin99 04-09-2011 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bignasty (Post 18044582)
Unless it's been changed in the last few years, the first up to ~$80,000 is not taxed when you live out of the US depending on how many months of the year it is. You do still have to file a return though.

I'm not an expert in US tax law, but I think that only applies when a double taxation treaty exists.

adult_text_links 04-09-2011 01:26 PM

Belize all the way ... tax free .. :thumbsup

brassmonkey 04-09-2011 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adult_text_links (Post 18044723)
Belize all the way ... tax free .. :thumbsup

yeah but your room mates are roaches :helpme

DWB 04-09-2011 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bignasty (Post 18044582)
Unless it's been changed in the last few years, the first up to ~$80,000 is not taxed when you live out of the US depending on how many months of the year it is. You do still have to file a return though.

They raise it just about every year.

WarChild 04-09-2011 02:02 PM

- Bermuda has one of the highest GDPs per person in the World. Nearly twice that of Canada and the USA.
- There is no Income tax but high consumption taxes on everything brought in to the Island. That suits me much better than Income tax.
- The Bermudian dollar is pegged to the US Dollar, so no more US > CAD exchanges for me.
- The climate is Sub Tropical, so it's not blazing hot all the time.
- Bermuda has the highest level of broadband internet penetration in the World.
- You can never become a resident in Bermuda, no matter how long you stay. Only by marrying a Bermudian can you get citizenship, and even then it takes 10 years.
- Thus far there are no Brazilian Jiu Jitsu schools in Bermuda. I intend to bring them Gracie Barra Jiu Jitsu.

Just some of the pluses and minuses.

Goldmaniacs 04-09-2011 05:36 PM

I don't think you can just move there without some kind of work visa

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18039280)
Tax free and warm. Aruba, Jamaica ... Ewww I wanna take you to Bermuda...

Woohoo.


directfiesta 04-09-2011 06:27 PM

BuBye to the guns ....

Bermuda forbids all narcotics, weapons, ammunition, pornography and more
Huge penalties, prison and travel restrictions will result from ignoring this warning and importing them
---------------------
Bermuda law does not permit any person, except a bona fide member of an established gun club, to own a handgun.

In Bermuda, there is only one bona fide gun club ? The Coral Reefs Rifle & Pistol Club. All club members must undergo stringent checks by the Bermuda Police before they can even be accepted as potential gun-owners.
http://bernews.com/2010/04/a-look-at...ta-gun-charge/

But maybe your dogs are allowed ....

Vendot 04-10-2011 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 18039429)
There's a place called Kokomo
That's where you wanna go to get away from it all

Get there fast and then take it slow........

But GFY people should remember the bit about "bodies in the sand" :1orglaugh

AAB 04-11-2011 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18044783)
- Bermuda has one of the highest GDPs per person in the World. Nearly twice that of Canada and the USA.
- There is no Income tax but high consumption taxes on everything brought in to the Island. That suits me much better than Income tax.
- The Bermudian dollar is pegged to the US Dollar, so no more US > CAD exchanges for me.
- The climate is Sub Tropical, so it's not blazing hot all the time.
- Bermuda has the highest level of broadband internet penetration in the World.
- You can never become a resident in Bermuda, no matter how long you stay. Only by marrying a Bermudian can you get citizenship, and even then it takes 10 years.
- Thus far there are no Brazilian Jiu Jitsu schools in Bermuda. I intend to bring them Gracie Barra Jiu Jitsu.

Just some of the pluses and minuses.

I understand the pluses of living there, but just curious (as a Canadian myself) - why do you not want to live in Canada? If I recall correctly, you've lived in Panama for a few years, right?

PS - sincere question, no BS :thumbsup


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