Distraction time ~ Tell Cheshire what to say...
 

The GFYer with the most posts in this thread by Sunday midnight (Pacific Time) tells me what to write on a sign that I'll hold in a posted pic ~ anything goes.

If the winner has over 50 individual posts within ~ I'll wear the shirt of their choosing sent to our P.O. Box (size must be within reason!!!)

Sound like a good time?

Nifty!

I have an over used 3rd input?

Too bad i have a life :/

Good luck Amp :winkwink:

I want you to write.

'I dont care if you rap ill still spit in ya grill.
I never gave a fuck, never will'

hehehe

that would be neat.

:glugglug

a shirt with the nipples cut out would be good :winkwink:

eah.. whassup y'all, whassup?
This is Ghostface, straight from Staten Island
You know.. I don't really mean no harm..
but it just happens you know
when I step approach a motherfuckin wack nigga..
that tryin to spit his darts and can't spit 'em
Check it out though.. aiyyo..

Scientific, my hand kissed it
Robotic let's think optimistic
You probably missed it, watch me dolly dick it
Scotty watty cop it to me, big microphone hippie
Hit Poughkepsie crispy chicken verbs throw up a stone richie
Chop the O, sprinkle a lil' snow inside a Optimo
Swing the John McEnroe, rap rock'n'roll
Tidy Bowl, gung-ho pro, Starsky with the gumsole
Hit the rump slow, parole kids, live Rapunzel
but Ton' stizzy really high, the vivid laser eye guide
Jump in the Harley ride, Clarks I freak a lemon pie
I'm bout it, bout it - Lord forgive me, Ms. Sally shouted
Tracey got shot in the face, my house was overcrowded
You fake cats done heard it first
On how I shitted on your turf
at times, Cuban Link verse yo
Check out the rap kingpin, summertime fine jewelry drippin
Face in the box, I seen your ear twitchin
As soon as I drove off, Cap' came to me with three sawed-offs
Give one to Rae', let's season they broth
Lightning rod fever heaters, knock-kneeder Sheeba for hiva
Diva got rocked from the receiver bleeder
Portfolio, lookin fancy in the pantry
My man got bigger dimes son, your shit is scampi
Base that, throw what's in your mouth, don't waste that
See Ghost lampin in the throne with King Tut hat
Straight off

Yeah.. yeah..
I just wan't y'all niggaz
to smack all y'all niggaz, and niggarettes
Universal death threats, yeah
This be the God Body, yeah no doubt
Judge Wise

Aiyyo spiced out Calvin Coolidge, loungin with 7 duelers
The Great Adventures of Slick, lickin with 6 rugers
Rock those, big boy Bulotti's out of Woodridge
Porch for the biggest beer, season giraffe ribs
Rotissiere ropes, hickory scented mint scented glaze
Perfected find truth within self, let's smoke
All hail to my hands, 50 thou' appraisal
Dirty nose with the nasal drip, click flipped on fam
Dancin with Blanch and them bitches, flickin goose pictures
Kick down the ace of spades, snatch Jack riches
Olsive compulsive lies flies with my name on it
Dick made the cover now count, how many veins on it
Scooby snack jurassic plastic gas booby trap
Ten years workin for me, you wanna tap shit?
Bung bung bung! Your bell went rung rung rung!
Staple-Land's where the ambulance don't come

Yeah, you see what I mean?
You see what I mean, you motherfuckin crybabies?
Get in line punk! You should be studyin your odds
instead of studyin me!
That's how you lost your first job punk
Now get in line, for you get your lil' thick-ass tossed up!
Shit! I studied under Bruce Lee nigga
He was on the fourth, I was on the third

[RZA]
Pass me a honey-dipped spliff, black mental cause continental drift
One whiff of Pow U gets my Divine stiff
Brick rock, late night, hear the tick tock of my clock
I used to run up and pick, a crab lock
Hit his stash, dip back, to the Lab, make him flip
Uptown, BOO-DOOP, now we back on your ass
Incognito, fatal aikido blow, pop a needle
Dick a knock-knee hoe, bust out her fetal
Nine inch long strong, Bobby pop the bitch thongs
Spit on her, then I banged on my chest like Kong King
Merciless Meng, point the killa bee sting
ring DINGS, right through your head BING
Snap the wing off of bats, my battleaxe tongue hacks tracks
Once the ball drop, I'ma snatch ten jacks
Pass the crack to a niggarette, puff a looseleaf cigarette
while your man search the internet for +Bob Digitech in Stereo+
Crazy as Shapiro
Multiply myself ten times standin next to zero
And snap my fingers like the Fonz
and bag me a golden bronze skinned girl with the honey blonde
dip hair, make a nigga flip in his chair
Had the armpit shaved off perfect with the Nair
Stomach fat as a pancake for her man's sake
Used to fuck her when she menestraute
but it made her hyperventilate

So just get ready to do a ADD for the Machines Babe

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I like big butts and I cannot lie.

Well if Im going to be wearing a picture around of a nude chick, Im hoping shes pretty hot, maybe a pic of you Ches?


Call me lame, I have never seen you before

:thumbsup

I'm gunna partay like it's 1699.

You better start liking my signature.

Sounds like you came back from vacation in a good mood Chesh. You have more courage than I do leaving your fate in the hands of GFY. It'll be fun watching this develop.:glugglug

be better if she was nekked

Will you write "MetaformX fucked me in my ass"?
if so, I gurantee you I will win this contest cheshire

You all do realize that I'm going to win this right?

Ha! Who are you trying to fool?! :winkwink:

I think that Ero guy wants a shirt....

fuckit Illl win it

Post 5

fuckit Illl win it I think

excellent! I personally think that this is so that she can make us NOT work, then the rest of the industry goes down, all for a single pic of Ches....

ALL WORTH IT!

*ignoring english scum*

ok, I dont think you guys realise who your playing against
I have technology available to me that will make this contest a 'no contest"
you little girls (not you cheshire, them) better go play elsewhere...ok? If I see anyone even attempting to win this contest, I will unleash hell. I am serious, do not mess with this thread you ass

Good to have you back to keep us on the twisted and perverted path!

i win

*mah cat never falls out of the tree yo*

Post #6, ahem I wear an XX Large :thumbsup

It's not a shirt he wins. She'll wear a shirt that you send in.

the shirt I'm sending in will have just the collar... and that's all.

So like, do we get the shirt back?


Anyone have a picture of her?


Love to see it

Do Tassles count as a shirt? I hope so!

Fuck the shirt.

I want ya naked..here...lmao

you don't know what Cheshire looks like, and you're trying to win?

pretty simple. a sign saying hey Sonia, you lost Shaun, but now he's got ME! :)

Hey all I was told is that she was smoking, but well, that can mean different things to different people....:1orglaugh

No wait, ..
at the end msut write, AND his ding a ling a ling! :P

I love this thread already.

here's a pic of Cheshire...

http://ratethewebmaster.com/?i=127

Well Cheshire and I went out for a while but then we broke up. She is a nice girl. But she was holding me back from my masturbation job.

Isn't she lovely :)