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Lets place bets on how many pages the thread will get by the end of the contest !!

what's the longest thread in history on here?

This contest goes till Sunday doesn't it... that's a shame.... I guess I'll just keep on posting in it then....

VOODOO

so this is the way to get 1300 posts!!

Quote:

Originally posted by cat
VOODOO

so this is the way to get 1300 posts!!

It sure does add up, I did over 200 posts in this thread yesterday....

Now I'm over 1000 and I get to set my title, WHHHEEEEEEEEE

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli
eah.. whassup y'all, whassup?
This is Ghostface, straight from Staten Island
You know.. I don't really mean no harm..
but it just happens you know
when I step approach a motherfuckin wack nigga..
that tryin to spit his darts and can't spit 'em
Check it out though.. aiyyo..

Scientific, my hand kissed it
Robotic let's think optimistic
You probably missed it, watch me dolly dick it
Scotty watty cop it to me, big microphone hippie
Hit Poughkepsie crispy chicken verbs throw up a stone richie
Chop the O, sprinkle a lil' snow inside a Optimo
Swing the John McEnroe, rap rock'n'roll
Tidy Bowl, gung-ho pro, Starsky with the gumsole
Hit the rump slow, parole kids, live Rapunzel
but Ton' stizzy really high, the vivid laser eye guide
Jump in the Harley ride, Clarks I freak a lemon pie
I'm bout it, bout it - Lord forgive me, Ms. Sally shouted
Tracey got shot in the face, my house was overcrowded
You fake cats done heard it first
On how I shitted on your turf
at times, Cuban Link verse yo
Check out the rap kingpin, summertime fine jewelry drippin
Face in the box, I seen your ear twitchin
As soon as I drove off, Cap' came to me with three sawed-offs
Give one to Rae', let's season they broth
Lightning rod fever heaters, knock-kneeder Sheeba for hiva
Diva got rocked from the receiver bleeder
Portfolio, lookin fancy in the pantry
My man got bigger dimes son, your shit is scampi
Base that, throw what's in your mouth, don't waste that
See Ghost lampin in the throne with King Tut hat
Straight off

Yeah.. yeah..
I just wan't y'all niggaz
to smack all y'all niggaz, and niggarettes
Universal death threats, yeah
This be the God Body, yeah no doubt
Judge Wise

Aiyyo spiced out Calvin Coolidge, loungin with 7 duelers
The Great Adventures of Slick, lickin with 6 rugers
Rock those, big boy Bulotti's out of Woodridge
Porch for the biggest beer, season giraffe ribs
Rotissiere ropes, hickory scented mint scented glaze
Perfected find truth within self, let's smoke
All hail to my hands, 50 thou' appraisal
Dirty nose with the nasal drip, click flipped on fam
Dancin with Blanch and them bitches, flickin goose pictures
Kick down the ace of spades, snatch Jack riches
Olsive compulsive lies flies with my name on it
Dick made the cover now count, how many veins on it
Scooby snack jurassic plastic gas booby trap
Ten years workin for me, you wanna tap shit?
Bung bung bung! Your bell went rung rung rung!
Staple-Land's where the ambulance don't come

Yeah, you see what I mean?
You see what I mean, you motherfuckin crybabies?
Get in line punk! You should be studyin your odds
instead of studyin me!
That's how you lost your first job punk
Now get in line, for you get your lil' thick-ass tossed up!
Shit! I studied under Bruce Lee nigga
He was on the fourth, I was on the third

[RZA]
Pass me a honey-dipped spliff, black mental cause continental drift
One whiff of Pow U gets my Divine stiff
Brick rock, late night, hear the tick tock of my clock
I used to run up and pick, a crab lock
Hit his stash, dip back, to the Lab, make him flip
Uptown, BOO-DOOP, now we back on your ass
Incognito, fatal aikido blow, pop a needle
Dick a knock-knee hoe, bust out her fetal
Nine inch long strong, Bobby pop the bitch thongs
Spit on her, then I banged on my chest like Kong King
Merciless Meng, point the killa bee sting
ring DINGS, right through your head BING
Snap the wing off of bats, my battleaxe tongue hacks tracks
Once the ball drop, I'ma snatch ten jacks
Pass the crack to a niggarette, puff a looseleaf cigarette
while your man search the internet for +Bob Digitech in Stereo+
Crazy as Shapiro
Multiply myself ten times standin next to zero
And snap my fingers like the Fonz
and bag me a golden bronze skinned girl with the honey blonde
dip hair, make a nigga flip in his chair
Had the armpit shaved off perfect with the Nair
Stomach fat as a pancake for her man's sake
Used to fuck her when she menestraute
but it made her hyperventilate

yeah m'nigga!
NUTMEG

We've got to talk about something constructive... it's hard talking to yourself in one thread.. seems pretty stupid..

i think voodoo wants to be the new amputate your head!

650!! BEEEOOOTCCHH!!!

This has to be one of the LONGEST threads.... damn

too bad it goes until sunday night...

can we declare an early winner?

Since my posts are counted in multiples of 100, you guys are all fucked.

And Chesire, as much as I enjoy spending time with you, I will not debase myself to doing Richard Simmons Sweatin to the Oldies in your apartment.

Unfortunately, I can't make suggestions here because in all likelihood I would get the shit slapped out of me in the future. Chesire can be one mean sumbitch when she wants to be.

And I don't know what all the hubbub is about anyway, Chesire is absolutely hideous. I've seen better heads on boils. :Graucho

Ya know I love ya!

Hahaha, love you too hdcrltr1 ~ now tell me again why you turned me down on my offer of tequila shots... bitch...

now now, there is no reason for fighting... unless it's nude wrestling

Hey Ches, if this isnt about the DVD player, will you send it to me?

Ok for the losers I have coded a small gadget to soften your
sorrow....if you want the code let me know....it's a funny gadget.
It's not my idea, nor my pic...I've seen this online somewhere
and wrote this similar thing.....:glugglug

http://66.181.179.74/fun.php

Have Fun!

DynaMite

Oh cheshire get me a pic with you holding up a sign and I'll
edit the thing to work with your picture....the sign should only
contain : I Love or whatever

http://66.181.179.74/blank.jpg is the blank pic onto which the
text is drawn by the script sniplet

DynaMite

p.s. for people that run livecam sites....the code is for sale :Graucho

If the offer is still open Wednesday night, you're on. No matter how much work I have left to do on Wednesday, my goal is to drink my bodyweight in alcohol. Yes, yes, strive to be #1 and all that. If you matched me shot for shot I figured we both pass out before you attempted to molest me. And if not, I swear I won't tell Dad.

And by the way folks, that 300 posts for me now. Quite frankly it doesn't matter if I win or lose, once you've seen Chesire bent over your toilet heaving her brains out, you've seen it all. :thumbsup

And yes, I was staring at your ass the whole time.

Would love a copy of that script man...

webmaster (at) latinablvd.com :)

Quote:

Originally posted by hdcrltr1
And yes, I was staring at your ass the whole time.

I thought you were gay...?

Ok here is the code for everyone who is interested.

paypal: [email protected] :Graucho

PHP Code:


		
			
<?



/***********************************************************************************************

*

* fun.php

*

* You need freetype modules installed and php compiled with --with-freetype-dir=/path/to/freetype

* You need php compiled with GD support

* You need the font: [url]http://66.181.179.74/annifont.ttf[/url]

* You need the blank jpeg: [url]http://66.181.179.74/blank.jpg[/url]

*

* Enjoy!

*

* DynaMite

* UIN# 370820

*

*************************************************************************************************/



if(isset($text)) {

Header("Content-type: image/jpeg");

$imagepath = "/full/path/to/blank.jpg";



$pic = imagecreatefromjpeg($imagepath);

$newpic = imagecolorclosest ($pic, 62, 44, 66);

imagettftext ($pic, 15, -5, 150, 280, $newpic, "/full/path/to/annifont.ttf", $text);

imagejpeg($pic,'',100);

} 



?>

<html>

<head>

<title>

GFY FUN!

</title>

</head>

<body bgcolor="#FFFFFF" text="#000000">

<table width="640" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="8" id="">

  <tr> 

    <td width="480" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" valign="top"> 

    <p><IMG height=337 src="blank.jpg" width=451><br />

    <br />

    <form action="fun.php">

    Name: <input type="textfield" width=10 name=text

    value="fill in here"> and press enter </form>

    </p>

     </td>

   </tr>

</table>

</body>

</html>

DynaMite

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
The GFYer with the most posts in this thread by Sunday midnight (Pacific Time) tells me what to write on a sign that I'll hold in a posted pic ~ anything goes.

If the winner has over 50 individual posts within ~ I'll wear the shirt of their choosing sent to our P.O. Box (size must be within reason!!!)

Sound like a good time?

Sounds like fun.

Now I'm going to reply to every single post in this thread!

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
Nifty!

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks
I have an over used 3rd input?

I sale short ICQ

:helpme

Ahh bollox to it - can't be arsed.

Good luck to those who "win".

damn I´m too late, spam fest has allready started :helpme

I have an idea for the sign:

"I know how to use e-mail"

HARDY HAR HAR! Remember that thread?

Quote:

Originally posted by brocklanders
HARDY HAR HAR! Remember that thread?

Yeah, that was funny ~ but it was the office network configuration for my computer, not my email.

funny how simple minds remember things...

Hey Cheshire, where are those vacation pics!

I have to attribute this to someone else but it's thoroughly appropriate..

"Only when I'm having sex with other men." - K

I think my late roommate said this once or twice as well.

i am to late i suppose??

It's only the second day ~ some people start strong and end early, others stick with it and stay steady throughout the entire time...

which one are you?
:winkwink:

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
It's only the second day ~ some people start strong and end early, others stick with it and stay steady throughout the entire time...

which one are you?
:winkwink:

What's the count at now?

um, you've got first place all to yourself by a few posts...

But don't forget about the second place prize ~ that could be fun too.

Back to a question I asked before... did you bring your digi cam in today?

how about u post naked picture of yourself now chesire ? look how many posts you got :Graucho

or at least non naked picture but sexy one :glugglug